posted by Seanthehedgehog
Lieutenant Briggs was walking down a hallway in police headquarters. The captain was following him.
Briggs: *Opens door to doctor's office*
Doctor: Hello Du two, what can I help Du with?
Briggs: We wanna talk to Harry. How is he?
Doctor: Well, I could open up his wound, and let his brains go all over your hooves.
Captain: Alright now, we don't need a doctor with that kind of attitude.
Doctor: Sorry captain.
Harry: *Looks up at Briggs*
Briggs: It was supposed to be a simple arrest. However, Du decided to get reckless, kill Frank, and his entire gang.
Harry: You're blaming me for all the murders?
Briggs: Obviously it was you!
Captain: Harry, every time Du pull out that gun of yours, the paperwork in my office gets as tall as the Empire State Building.
Briggs: What do Du have to say about your actions?
Harry: We were tipped off. They knew we were coming, and they fired the first shot.
Briggs: How do Du know?!
Harry: I made 200 arrests in my life, and I can tell the difference on whether we get tipped off oder not.
Briggs: Harry, there's another thing we need from you.
Captain: The ballistics Du were Wird angezeigt to Briggs from Phil's gun.
Briggs: I'd like it right now.
Harry: *Grabs bullet from saddle bag* Eat it!
Briggs & Captain: *Walking away*
After being treated at the doctor's office, Harry was walking with his partner, Early Joe.
Joe: Sheesh. Du got stitches just for falling off of a car?
Joe: So what was it Du wanted to Zeigen me?
Harry: I've been thinking about this very clearly. It could have been any of those four rookies that tipped us off before they arrived on their motorcycles.
Joe: What about Davis, and Sweet?
Harry: Sweet sacrificed himself for us. No Fragen asked. We somehow have to get Briggs to know that those four rookies are up to this. He asked for the ballistics I got from Phil's gun, but I gave him a replica for the time being.
Joe: So what happens if we win?
Harry: If we win, those rookies will be put behind bars for a very long time.
Joe: And if we lose?
Harry: All of this would have been for nothing.
Joe: It's a serious situation we're in.
Harry: Yeah. For some reason, it reminds me of all those firing squads they had back in Brazil years ago. Maybe they're still there, who knows?
Joe: Not me.
Harry: Listen Joe, you're a very good friend to me, and I want Du to take care of yourself. Is that clear?
Joe: Yes sir.
Harry: Good. I'll let Du know when I get Mehr information.
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