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posted by Canada24
EARLY THE Weiter MORNING!

The girls, and Ditto started there rescue mission.

Spike was there too, wanted to help save his friend.

They arrived in the tunnels finally.

Spike being able to remind them to look for the tunnels with the most gems.

They were getting close, but Rover saw them coming, and as annoying as Sweetie Belle, he wasn't gonna give her up so easily.

Rarity ran wait up to them, trying to be intimidating.

"You bastards! Give me my sister!" Rarity cried angrily.

"Haha. Good to see Du two Mrs Rarity" Rover mocked.

"Just give my god damn sister! Du mutts!" Rarity cried angrily.

Rover growled and sagte "who Du calling mutts".

"Release the hounds!" Rover cried, before blowing a silent whistler.

With that, dozens of Hunde came running at them.

Ditto, Spike, and the girls, prepared to stand there ground.

And so, the battle began.

Twilight was the first to do something, she cast a spell, knocking several over, but they still were coming.

Rarity, who was probably one of the angriest, bucked some one of them in the stomach, 'hard'.

Dash did the same, in fact, most of them were.

Except for Twilight using her magic, and Pinkie using her party cannon.

This went on for quite some time.

Dash fought off several Mehr hounds, when suddenly Spot leaped onto her leaving her unable to fight back.

Spot took out his claws, preparing to scratch her, when suddenly he was knocked off her, and Spot looked over to see it was Ditto.

Spot moved at Ditto with his claws, but the black alicorn was too skilled for Spot to handle.

Ditto dodged all his movements, and kept kicking him and other such stuff, eventually knocking Spot out cold, momentarily.

Ditto went to help Dash back up.

But before he could, suddenly Fido came, blocking his path, holding his bong as a weapon.

"Yeah! Du ain't getting past m-

Before Fido finished, all his drug uses must of finally took there toll, he suddenly fell down, unconscious, without anyone even touching him.

"Uhh.. Okay" sagte a confused Ditto, before going back to help up Dash.

"Guess I owe Du one" Dash grinned, after grabbing his hoof, so he could pull her up.

"Don't worry about it" Ditto said, giving a rare grin.

Twilight contained using her spells.

One sneaked behind her, but Spike saw him, attacked at him, soon scaring him off.

Pinkie contained using her party cannon.

Going the battle, Rarity saw Sweetie Belle and tried sneaking over to her, she was real close as well, but suddenly she was pushed down Von Rover.

Rover kept her down, until she head-butted him.

Rarity instantly got back up, standing her ground, and growling at Rover, angrily.

"Bring it bitch!" Rover sagte sadistically, standing up nice and tall, and Wird angezeigt his claws.

With an angry growl, Rarity bucked Rover wait in the gut, bucked him 'hard'.

Rover, in pain, fell too his knees.

Rarity processed to Sweetie Belle, when suddenly Rover leaped back up, and scratchEd her with his claws, even making her start bleeding, than he tackled ontop of her and prepared to finished her off.

When suddenly AppleJack came, saving her friend Von hogtieing Rover, and helping Rarity up.

"Oh my. Du okay?" AppleJack said, eyeing the scratch.

"Looks worse than it is" Rarity insisted, heading towards Sweetie Belle.

The rest of the battle coming to an end as well.

Though.

Rarity wouldn't be th only one to come Home injured.

Ditto eventually had his left, front hoof, badly injured when he was pushed against a wall.

Pinkie was bucked Von one of the hounds.

Dash was abit scratched, like Rarity.

But dispite all that, they still won.

All of the hounds retreated, and the battle was done, even Spot ran off, and Fido was still uncionscience.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Weiter morning, Case cracker was driving his Lambronyni to the pizzeria. He had repainted the Lambronyni Amigo in purple, and upgraded the engine, and brakes.

Case Cracker: *Parks his car*
Sam: *Arrives, and parks behind Case Cracker*
Gordon: Well, what do Du think?
Sam: I think he has the best car in San Franciscolt.
Case Cracker: Of course I do. *Gets out*
Gordon: Wonder what Jim has for us today.

They walked in together, and found out.

Jim: Hello Du three. I got something for you. The Mexicans are gathering near the abandoned railway bridge in Alameda. It's possible that they have a lot of...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

It was a beautiful Tag in Manehattan as the sun rose, and-

Gordon: This is the wrong intro! This is the intro for Die Hard With A Vengeance! TURN EVERYTHING OFF!!!! *Waits for everything to turn off. After that, he calms down* Now, we're going to Zeigen Du the real intro for this fanfic.

Song(Start it at 0:09): link

San Franciscolt 1995

Mexicans: *Driving a black Flim Decade at high speed passing lots of cars*
Ponies: *Watching the Mexicans pass him*
Mexicans: *Crossing the bucht Bridge*

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Mexicans: *Loading their assault rifles and pistols*

In association with Izfankirby...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor
WARNING:
This story may contain dark content, and swearing..

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Our story begins when the young mare regenbogen Dash, came into SugerCube Corners, as she promised to spend time with the 'seemingly' innocent and adorable, Pinkie Pie. But unknown to Dash, It's not Pinkie, it's the Pinkamena, the EVIL verison of the rosa mare.

RAINBOW: Hello? Pinkie? I'm here.

PINKAMENA: *voice is heard from within the dark kitchen, but the mare herself, isn't seen* Rainbow! Du made it!

RAINBOW: Sorry I'm late.

PINKAMENA: *Still not seen yet* Oh that's ok,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: March 4, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:40 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Percy: *Goes to Pete's office, and knocks on the door* Sir? May I come in?
Putnam: Who's that? Du called the cops on us!!
Pete: I didn't even lay a hoof on the phone.
Amanda: Du could have called them before our arrival.
Pete: Du came here unexpected.
Percy: *Knocks on the door* Pete, is everything okay?!
Putnam: How does he know your name?
Pete: That's Percy. He worked for me for over ten years, and still does a good job fixing track, and trains in case Du were wondering.
Amanda: Did Du take our advice...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 12, 1960
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 6:57 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete: *Parks his car in the parking lot in front of the station*
Stylo & Hawkeye: *Arrive in their cars*
Metal Gloss: *With Hawkeye* You're going to tell him about the fuel, right?
Hawkeye: Stylo is going to tell him about that, I'm going to tell him about the amount of snow we're to expect, and that we'll need extra snowplows.

Ten Sekunden later

Pete: *Enters his office*
Stylo: *Enters the office with Hawkeye* Hello sir.
Pete: Du two are early. What's happening?
Hawkeye: We have lots of snow coming...
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Source: joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Rock Island Bikers were close to being defeated. Gordon, Case Cracker, and Jim were in a van, chasing down a biker that was escaping.

Case Cracker: There he goes! *points at escaped RIB*
Gordon: I'm right behind him.
Jim: He's heading out of here.
Gordon: He's probably heading for the golden neigh bridge. *Getting close to biker*
RIB 5: *Passing traffic*
Gordon: Try, and shoot him.
Jim: *Shoots breaklight* I got one of the lights on his bike.
Gordon: Not good enough, keep trying.
Case Cracker: There's a lot of cars around. Du gotta get closer.
Jim: *Shoots tire on bike*
Case Cracker: oder not....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After robbing the bank, Gordon, and Case cracker were at Gordon's place.

Gordon: *Laughing* We got $58,000
Case Cracker: *Laughs* Yes! What do ya suppose we'll do with some of this money?
Gordon: Well first, let's teilt, split it. We'll each get $29,000.
Case Cracker: K *takes $29,000, and puts it into his bag* Hey man, just curious. What kinda Pistolen do Du have?
Gordon: Why?
Case Cracker: I just wanna know what kinda Pistolen Du have, and whether they're good oder not.
Gordon: Okay. What kinda Pistolen do Du have?
Case Cracker: 2 Beretta 92s', the Tec 9, a Type 821 SMG, a couple explosives and I used to have a...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon: *Stops at drugstore*

Upon arrival, a few ponies in the store start to stare at them.

Case Cracker: What are they staring at us for?
Gordon: How should I know?
Ponies in store: *Grab guns, and start shooting*
Gordon: *Creates shield*
Manehattan pony 52: They're unicorns! Shoot there horns off.
Case Cracker: Well that escalated quickly. *whips out two Beretta 92s'*
Gordon: *Grabs shotgun* I'm going in there. Cover me *runs to door*
Case Cracker: *shoots towards ponies, drawing their fire, killing two*
Gordon: *Knocks door down*
Manehattan ponies: *Shooting at Gordon*
Gordon: *Dodges bullets,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Water was leaking into the diamond dog's ship, and they had to fix it.

Spot: Where is that hole? Where is it?! Where? Where?! WHERE?!!?
Rover: Uh... It's right here.
Spot: *Sees the hole* oh.
Indiana Bones: How are we going to fix this?
Rover: Get some hammers, and nails, and some pieces of wood. We'll fix it.
Indiana Bones: Well make it quick!

As for the ponies.

Larry: With Hungry dead, we must vote on who will be the new leader.
Rainbow Dash: Du vote on these things?
Erik: Yeah. What do Du suggest we do? Forget about the entire thing?
Rarity: I already forgot what we were talking about, so...
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In the Zurück part of this story, Hawkeye accidentally fell off the Golden Neigh Bridge while a pony shot him. While falling, Hawkeye saw a mirror, but little did he know it had special powers that could take him to a different world while changing him from a pony to a human.

Location: Ogden, Utah
Date: September 6, 1958
Time: 8:36 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

In the human world, Nikki West was driving a slow freight with her sister Meadow.

Meadow: Why do we have to go slow?
Nikki: Bad track conditions. If we go too fast, our train may go off the tracks.

One on of the freight cars of Nikki's...
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We now have a new intro for this series

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*...
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A few days passed, and Twilight, unaware of Big Mac's murderous rampage, knocked on his door.
Big Mac: (sharpening a machete on one of those wheel things, I don't know the name). (the chorus of Bottled Up Inside is heard playing, and he is seen wearing AppleJack's hat as if it was ALWAYS his).
Twi: (knocks louder)
Big Mac: (hears it this time, turns off the song and opens the door).. Hey. Hey. Twilight.. Looking hot.
Twi: I.. Don't know how to take that.
Big Mac: Why don't Du come inside so I can rap- I mean, nice weature were having!?
Twi: Well.. Putting aside the creepy thing Du just finished...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
arsch arsch Inn

Starring regenbogen Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic regenbogen as Donovan
Blaze as Richard

A pony arrived at the arsch arsch Inn with mail.

Mail Pony: I got mail for you.
Marisa: Ah great. He probably wants to blackmail me into ma******ting for some video on the internet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: *Takes his mail*
George: *Takes his mail*
Mail Pony: I got one Mehr letter for a mare named Marisa Sayers.
Marisa: Can somepony please get it for me?
Donovan: I got it. *Takes letter, and gives...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on straße corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing Weiter to Double Scoop*
Tom: Mehr ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands Weiter to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Ryan went to Portland Oregon, the same place Jeff went to save Nicole. Ryan was driving only one engine, and he was not pulling any trains.

Ryan: This may look suspicious to those ponies on the Northern Pacific, so I'm gonna have to come up with something creative.
RP pony 63: Sir, an engine is coming towards us.
RP pony 39: *Lowers gate to stop Ryan*
Ryan: *Stops his train*
RP pony 63: *Walks to the side of Ryan's engine, and looks at him in the cab* Who are you, and what are Du doing here?
Ryan: I'm a pony that was sent here to pick up some freight cars from your railway. Do Du have any freight...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Ice Cube's car
Ice Cube's car
Previously, Con spotted Ice Cube, and Mary Sue driving away with Pinkie Pie. He has to stop them.

Con: *Gets in his car, and starts driving*
Ice Cube: *Turns left*
Con: *Sees Ice Cube, and starts following her*
Mary Sue: There's that spy again. He's driving a green Lambronyni.
Ice Cube: We'll lose him man. *Driving past cars*
Con: *Stops* Come on, get out of the way!
Ponies: *Moving their cars*
Con: *Drives forward*
Ice Cube: *Takes a right onto Columbus Avenue*
Con: *Follows Ice Cube*
Ice Cube: *Continues driving*
Mary Sue: *Looks back*
Con: *Getting closer*
Ice Cube: *Takes a left onto Union Street*...
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Twi: Saten Twist!? I thought I told Du stay with Discord.
Saten: I was afried you'd get lost.. Besides. Discord's fine.
Twi: Fine.. But try to behave yourself.
Saten: Can do.
Twi: ... How's Derpy Von the way.
Saten: Don't know.. Haven't seen her since the last time I was with Master Sword.


CUTAWAY, (my own verision of WORDS OF WIS-DUMB, hurt feelings.. There's part of two I felt would of liked even more, if it were this way):
Saten: *pulls over the bully to Derpy* Now., apologize.
Pony: Okay.. I'm sorry your she's an idiot.
Saten: Hey!.. I'm gonna ask nicely. That Du so my lovely cousin a little repect....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor