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posted by Seanthehedgehog
On the way to St. Foalis, Hawkeye, and Stylo were thinking of a plan to get Gordon, and Coffee Creme to break up.

Stylo: I got it.
Hawkeye: What?
Stylo: When we return to Cheyenne, we'll hire a band to play music, have Gordon in there, and we get Snowflake to pretend to be dating Gordon.
Hawkeye: How are we getting Snowflake involved?
Stylo: Just leave it to me.

A couple of days later, Hawkeye, and Stylo returned to Cheyenne, after getting The City Of San Franciscolt to the station. After letting another crew take over, Stylo, and Hawkeye soon got to work.

Stylo: Alright. Du get the band, and I'll talk to Snowflake.
Hawkeye: Right. *Runs off to find a band*
Stylo: *Goes into signalbox*
Snowflake: Stylo, how nice to see you.
Stylo: Hello Snowflake. I need your help with something.
Snowflake: I'd like to help, but I'm a little too busy at the moment. Unless Orion destroys something, oder the signal gets damaged, I have to work here.
Stylo: Aw, that's a shame.
Orion: *Destroys signal* This better get me fired!!
Pete: Du can't get fired on purpose Orion, but I'll suspend Du from work for a week.
Orion: Whatever. Close enough to being fired for me. *Runs away*
Stylo: Well, looks like Orion destroyed something. And that something, is the signal.
Snowflake: Alright, I'll help you. What do Du need me to do?

Meanwhile, in the town of Cheyenne.

Band: *Playing this song: link *
Hawkeye: *Walks in, and hears music* Where is that coming from?
Bartender: That band right over there. *Points at band*
Hawkeye: That's it!
Band: *Stops playing*
Hawkeye: You're perfect for what I need!
Bartender: Hey, what do Du think you're doing?
Hawkeye: On behalf of the Union Pacific Railroad, we'd like to borrow your band for the night.
Bartender: What do Du this is, a library? Du can't borrow my band.
Hawkeye: The Union Pacific will pay Du $6,500 to let your band play for the night at the Cheyenne Train Station.
Bartender: Zeigen me the dough.
Hawkeye: *Gives Bartender $6,500*
Bartender: Damn, Du weren't kidding. Okay Du guys, you're playing over at the Cheyenne Train Station. Get outta here.
Band: *Packing up*
Bartender: Have them back Von tomorrow.
Hawkeye: Yes sir. Follow me everypony to the Train Station.
Band members: *Following Hawkeye to train station*

When they arrived, the station had six tables set up, and they looked like something Du would find at a fancy restaurant.

Pete: This diner/station seems like a good idea.
Snowflake: Thank Du sir, but don't give me all the credit. Most of this idea was from Stylo.
Pete: Well Stylo, thank you.
Stylo: *Smiles*
Hawkeye: Alright Du guys, play your greatest song.
Band: *Plays song: link

When the song shows up on Youtube, set the speed to 0.5

Stylo: Alright, we got good music, a station/restaurant, and a mare willing to act like Gordon's special somepony, just to make it look like he's cheating on Coffee Creme.
Hawkeye: Yeah. The Musik is so good, it could be used as a theme song for a Fernsehen Show.
Stylo: I think so too, but in my opinion, it should be faster.
Hawkeye: What would the Zeigen be called?
Stylo: Benny Hill.
Snowflake: *Walks in* I Liebe what Du did with the place.
Hawkeye: Thank you. Do Du approve of our music?
Snowflake: Yeah.
Gordon: *walks in*
Snowflake: *Bumps into Gordon* Oh, I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to do that.
Gordon: Bullshit, Du did that on purpose!
Hawkeye: *Hits Gordon* Be nice. We saw the whole thing, and it was an accident.
Gordon: Ugh, fine.
Snowflake: So, *Leaning on Gordon* What do Du think of me now?
Gordon: Why are Du leaning on me?
Snowflake: *Kissing Gordon*
Coffee Creme: *Walks in* GORDON!!
Gordon: Ah!
Coffee Creme: Du leave him alone!
Snowflake: But he was asking me out.
Coffee Creme: No he wasn't. I overheard Pierce's plans to try, and get me to think he was cheating on me. Well it didn't work!
Hawkeye: How did she overhear us?
Coffee Creme: Du talk loud. Come on Gordon. *Takes Gordon out of station*
Hawkeye: Well, now what?
Stylo: Musik is still playing.

The End

On The Weiter Episode of Ponies On The Rails

Pete talks about one of his relatives who helped to build the Transcontinental Railway.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Weiter morning, Con was back at his strand house. The police misunderstood what Con was trying to do, and they took him back to his house, where P was waiting for him.

P: Du put a great effort in preventing that airplane from being blown up.
Con: Thank Du sir. Why was that pony trying to blow it up?
P: Ever since 9/11, security in airports have been very high. Some may even say too high. The United States of Equestria has tried to create a new jetplane which can spot terrorists, inside the plane, and security cameras mounted with lazers kill the terrorists. As a result, security in airports would...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con, and Vesper arrived at Vanhoover.

Con: Du know what we should do first?
Vesper: What?
Con: I heard there was a great Musik store in this town. What we should do is get the newest CD from Queens Of The Stone Age. I really like their music.
Vesper: I think their Musik is good too.
Con: We'll buy one of their CD's then, but first I want to buy a nice, big house.

So, they bought a big house, and were on their way to the Musik store.

Con: *Walking Weiter to Vesper*
Dutch ponies: *See Con*
Der Cheif: Not yet.
Dutch Ponies: This was Mr. Black's plan?
Der Cheif: Yeah. Get the mare.
Dutch Ponies: *Running...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Ten Cents
Ten Cents
Episode 1

Reporting Ponies

Game played: Grand Theft Ponies 5

Ten Cents: 10Cents
Jordan: Striker31
Unknown pony: Epicne$$
Unknown pony: bdp
Unknown pony: Zorin
Applejack: CombineHarvester01
Twilight Sparkle: $Money$

10Cents: *On train tunnel*
Striker31: What are Du doing?
10Cents: I'm trying to jump on a train.
Striker31: *Stealing helicopter at an airport* Which tunnel are Du at?
10Cents: I'm on the tunnel Von the highway.
Striker31: Ok, I'm flying there now.

Epicne$$ has joined the game

Epicne$$: Aw yeah bitches, I am going to pown all your asses.
10Cents: Good luck with that.
Epicne$$: 10Cents? Du must...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Moneybit's disguise
Moneybit's disguise
Weiter morning, Con was going out to buy groceries.

Lola: Don't forget the canolli's.
Con: Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Moneybit: *In disguise* Hello sir. I'm Matilda. Please come with me.
Con: I have to buy some food.
Moneybit: Just come with me.
Con: Whatever.
Moneybit: Taxi!
Taxi driver: *Stops*
Moneybit: *Pushes Con into Taxi, and gets in*
Taxi driver: *Driving taxi* Where to ma'am?
Moneybit: The airport.
Taxi: Okay. While we get to the airport, let me tell Du a little something about myself. I was seven years old when I saw a taxi for the first time. I thought it was amazing how Du could take somepony...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The train with the Korean War veterans stopped at the Cheyenne Station.

Pete: *looking at train*
Veterans: *Getting out*
Orion: *comes out of engine* I'm glad the war is almost over.
Pete: Me too, but honestly, we're making a lot of profit for delivering these vets back Home from San Franciscolt.
Orion: I agree. If we keep this up, we'll have millions of dollars on our hooves.
Captain Wilson: *walks to Pete* Are Du Pete Reimer?
Pete: Yes sir. How can I help you?
Captain Wilson: I want to thank Du for getting me, and my squad back Home safely. Oh, and uh I don't have enough cash for a hotel. You...
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Please read this: I am warning Du of a Fan fic that will make Du not see Macintosh the same! Tittle: sweet apfel, apple massacre. What it's about: I was scared almost to death Lesen cause it's about big Mac violating(raping) the cutie mark crusaders and killing them with knifes he is planing to do the same freakin thing thing with Applejack!!' O_O I hate this freakin horror stuff Du must be either drunk,stupit,crazy,mental,rapest,and like to see girls die to read this crap! I have read this and I reget Lesen :(
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Season 2 Highlights of

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Hawkeye: *stops train at station* Hi. I think Du know where this is going. For ten episodes of this season, I have made many readers of this series very happy, and gave them a good laugh.Though personally, I...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Takes cover as a Lotus passes through the hole, and lands in front of the logo*
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Takes cover as a Lotus passes through the hole, and lands in front of the logo*


A police car went through the hole as well, but it was going too slow, and landed on it's roof.

It was a warm evening in Appaloosa, as a Lotus sped down the highway being driven Von two russian stallions.
 Sergi & Apyr's Lotus Eltrot
Sergi & Apyr's Lotus Eltrot

This was playing on their radio: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

The Racer

Russian driver: *stops car*
Russian stallion: *gets out, with spraypaint*
Russian driver: торопить (Hurry)
Russian stallion: *sprays star, sterne on sign*
Police ponies:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Running from Chicacolt to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run Von thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 5: War pony

May 15, 1951

The korean war has been going on for months. Everypony on the Union Pacific was doing their best to deliver supplies to Las Pegasus for use in the U.S military.

Gordon: *doing yard work*
Pete: Gordon, I have something for Du to do.
Gordon: Great! I'm doing a lot of that here.
Pete: I want Du to go to Las Pegasus.
Gordon: Cool....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


The train yard was in a place called Woodstock. It's Von Port Morris, and a few miles north of Midtown.

Once they arrived, Firearm stopped his car on a bridge going over the yard.

Pierce: Did Browning tell Du what we're supposed to do?
Firearm: Not really. He just sagte he wanted us to go on an "adventure" *Gets out of his car with Pierce*
Pierce: Well, good thing he told me what to do last night after we returned from St. Foalis. *Pulls out a WA2000 sniper rifle* The Hetfords are making a deal inside that train yard. We have to kill both the buyer, and the dealer. Got a rifle?
Firearm: I think...
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Tom Foolery was now going to talk about dogs.

Tom: I Liebe dat dog. I never met him before, but I know I Liebe 'im.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: He's gonna be wonderful when I meet dat dog. *Sticks his tongue out, and pants like a dog*
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Lots of ponies have lots of doggies. And Du don't even need to have a dog to know about 'em. Your friend could have a dog. He can be your friend's dog. That makes him your dog friend.
Crowd: *Chuckling*
Tom: Du go there to visit, and the Hunde there, Du go to pet him, and say Hi hello. How are you? You're wonderful Sneezy, and for that moment, he's...
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Tom: Now this is a short segment where I like to inform Du about simple things that not many ponies take time to notice. The first thing being we all have something in common, and that is...we're all here in Neigh Jersey.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: At an auditorium. In a high school.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Du ever wonder why Manehattan always gets so much praise?! It's a fucking dump!
Crowd: *Cheering, and laughing*
Tom: It's a cesspool of littering, rape, and traffic jams!
Crowd: *Laughing, and clapping*
Tom: There might be a few good landmarks here and there, but Du have to wait 3 hours for 70 cars...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom waited for the crowd to stop laughing. Once they did, he proceeded with his Weiter joke.

Tom: Does the time bother you?
Crowd: *Chuckles*
Tom: I get bothered Von the time. Not so much the time itself, but other ponies bother me. For the time.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Du get this old mare that asks what time is it? What time is it?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: As if, Du yourself were responsible for keeping time.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: I mean I feel honored that they think I'm the one in charge, but Du must understand Du don't see official time keeper here, do you?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Here's another way...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Mare: *Pushing a shopping karte, warenkorb through a supermarket* Excuse me sir.
Store Worker: Yes ma'am?
Mare: What's the saltiest salt in your lineup of salt?
Store Worker: Salt Lake salt from Salt Lake City. May I make a suggestion?
Mare: Yes.
Store Worker: Have Du ever been to Salt Lake City?
Mare: No.
Store Worker: Well Du better get going now, because Tom Foolery's performing at the Horseshoe, the city's newest place for standup comedy routine.
Mare: How do Du know Tom Foolery's going to be there?
Store Worker:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!



Special thanks to AquaMarine6663 for letting me use her three OC's, Aqua Marine, Double Scoop, and Blue Fedora.

Our main character for this story is a fohlen, colt named Ralphie. He will be narrating this story, taking place in Indiana, 1948.

Ponies: *Walking on sidewalk, looking at the snow*
Colts: *Running down straße passing a yellow house*

Ah, there it is. My old house. And there I am, with that ugly hat, and that dumb smile....
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Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Song: link


This is another intro focusing on my characters from Trainz, but only the diesels are involved this time.

Leon: *Leaving Impala Station, on a passenger train with Stan, Sebastian, and Xavier*
Sean: *Pulling seven coaches as he passes Mike Fonzi pulling twenty freight cars*
Jesse: *Returning from the yards. He yawns as he stops on the turntable*
Ian: *Pulling a freight train with Shayne, and Jerry*
Sean: *Passes Ian,...
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Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


It was a typical Tag in New York City. People were walking down the sidewalks, and cars crowded the streets, but in front of a coffee shop, a man was sitting, while typing on his laptop.

SeanTheHedgehog's

Person 94: *Typing on his laptop inside the coffee shop*
Background People: *Drinking coffee, and eating donuts*

SeanTheHedgehog's
Wonderful World

Taxi Driver: *Going over 60, passing several other cars*
Man 89: *Hugging his...
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