Ponies On The Rails episode 26 part 1 - My Little pony - Freundschaft ist Magie - Fanpop

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 26

Portland Porter

June 1, 1953

It has been three weeks since Gordon has been suspended from work. At first, he was either walking around the town of Cheyenne, oder watching Fernsehen at his house. One day, he just decided to go into Portland Oregon, and see what that was like.

Gordon: I've got enough money, this and I have two, and a half Mehr months until my suspension is over. *takes money, and leaving house*
Gordon's Wife: Where do Du think you're going?!
Gordon: Portland.
Gordon's Wife: That's unacceptable. You're staying right here.
Gordon: Alyssa, I'm the stallion of this house, I'll go, and do whatever I want.
Alyssa: Unless Du want to get beaten up, Du stay here.
Gordon: *Acting like child* No!
Alyssa: Gordon.
Gordon: I DON'T WANT TO!
Alyssa: Why did I marry such an immature asshole?
Gordon: Why did I marry a fat fuck like you?
Alyssa: Look who's talking.
Gordon: That's it *Walks to Alyssa* Give my your money.
Alyssa: I won't.
Gordon: Du give it to me now!
Alyssa: *Teleports out of house*
Gordon: Ha! She's gone. Now, I'm on my way to Portland.

Alyssa teleported to the police department.

Police Sargent: Are Du sure he wanted to assault you?
Alyssa: Yes. I could see that look in his eyes.
Police Sargent: Okay, thanks for telling us. What car does he drive?
Alyssa: This red 1946 Flim.
Police Sargent: Thanks a lot. If he keeps giving Du problems, just let us know.

2 B continued

tailsfan111, karinabrony and 1 other like this

ChibiEmmy Wouldn't they normally arrest him right away for trying to assult her? But then again, I wanna see the trip to Portland get messed by Gordon himself xD

Seanthehedgehog First of all, it's spelled assault, and second, the police did not know what Gordon did to her until she told them about it.

ChibiEmmy I suck at spelling, not something I'm good at. xD

alinah_09 Gordon actually has a wife? o_o

Seanthehedgehog Very surprising, I know.

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Project VOID Episode 7

posted by SomeoneButNoone

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Equestrian Underground Labs
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Jake - Doctor Stevsn... Back from the dead.
Steven - Hahaha... Du really know, as much as I feel alive my existence is vauge.
Jake - Dr. Dan is dead that Du know.
Steven - According to plans.
Jake - I can't belive he did it.
Steven - Let me tell Du a story of Project Reborn. Du see many ponies lose limbs but what if their whole body can't move? A whole artificial body! That was our dream and we tested it on the cores. Du see Void was a good boy caring for his girlfriend so much he wanted her to be saved. We accepted her as our test subject and then...

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5 Years...

My Little Pony: Zombies Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Round 5 is beginning

This is the first round where the hell hounds arrive.

Sweetie Belle: Fetch me their souls.
Rainbow Dash: Bring on the dogs!
Pinkie Pie: *Can't buy the Stakeout* But, I am nothing but a peasant!!!
Rainbow Dash: *Standing in front of the door that leads to the costume room*
Hell Hound: *Appears, and runs towards regenbogen Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots the Hell Hound* Bad doggy!
Pinkie Pie: *Running towards regenbogen Dash, and hides behind her* Save me!!!!!
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots another Hell Hound* Du can use your MP40 Du know.
Pinkie Pie: I can?!? *Shoots the Weiter Hell Hound* What have...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 113 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: January 31, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 6:54 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Metal Gloss arrived in her station wagon, but Hawkeye was not with her.

Pete: *Signing papers in his office*
Metal Gloss: *Arrives*
Pete: Metal Gloss, where's Pierce?
Metal Gloss: Ever since he arrived late yesterday in that freight with Stylo, he hasn't been taking it well.
Pete: What did he do?
Metal Gloss: He's been drinking heavily, and locked himself in his own room. He won't talk, oder anything.
Pete: Hmm, it's not like Pierce. After work, we're going to try to talk to him. All of us.

Song: link

At night, Hawkeye...

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Saten Twist: S3E4 PART 5

posted by Canada24

Spike: Uh, Twilight? Where's your castle?

Twilight: The map pulled us back, but whatever Starlight did in the past changed things here!

Spike: But why? And how did we get here? Where's here?

Twilight: Mehr like when.

Saten: (annoyed) Please Twilight, that's such a douche time-traveler thing to say.

Twilight: Whatever.. Point is, Starlight altered star, sterne Swirl's spell, then somehow used it on the map to travel into the past and change something!

Saten: It's obvious what it i-

Twilight: Saten, please.. Anyway. Once she did, the map pulled us back to the present!

Spike: So we're back where— I mean, when...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 113 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*...

Awesome pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: EQD, joyreactor

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Project VOID Episode 5

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Void - *attacks him with sword*
Dan - *avoids* Too slow...*kicks him away* If Du want for Snowflake to stay alive Du better try harder!
Void - *takes out gun and shoots*
Dan - *avoids and fly lower hurting Snowflake*
Void - N-No... You... M- my herz hurts... No...
Dan - Break apart... Do it.
Void - *stops moving* (I... Lost it...) *attacks Dan directly*
Dan - *gets pierced* Ugh... Y-Yes... *looks in Void eyes* This is our end... Void... Me bleeding out... Du slowly dying too. Ha... Ha... *close eyes*
Void - Shut up... Du made me do it.. *drops Dan's dead body and falls on the ground himself*
Snowflake...

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Gran Turismo Episode 8 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tim, and Julia were at briefing.

Captain Jefferson: Okay everypony, yesterday, Tim, and Julia chased a pony that stahl, stola a muscle car. Sadly, they were not successful in stopping the suspect.
Tim: He was too fast for us Captain. That thing was fast.
Julia: Although it's oben, nach oben speed was lower than ours, it's acceleration was much better.
Captain Jefferson: He could be back, moving onto better cars. The guy we're dealing with here is good. Real good. The Ponyville police department has chased him seven times, and never caught him.
Toby: Do we have an ID on the suspect?
Captain Jefferson: The police in...

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Gran Turismo Episode 8 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

What to expect in this episode.

Pony: *Stealing a Plymouth Cuda*

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Captain Jefferson: The guy we're dealing with here is good. Real good. The Ponyville police department has chased him seven times, and never caught him.

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Süßigkeiten Sunshine: Hi, my name is Candy, and I'll be visiting for a week.
Tim: A state trooper visiting us?
Toby: That's bad news.

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Candy: I think I know how to catch your suspect.
Julia: Really? How?
Candy: I'll tell everyone tomorrow at briefing.

Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting Weiter to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
regenbogen Dash as Julia Rose

Tim: *Talks on the radio*
Julia: *Increases speed in the car while turning on the police lights*

Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog
Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Red Velvet from Dragonaura15

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The first Shadowknight. Episode 9

posted by SomeoneButNoone

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Holy Palladin schloss - Ponyville
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Joker - What it is sir.
Deathwish - Calling us both here.
Palladin - An yes it's time for us to take action.
Joker - Ohoho are we reacting to movements now?
Palladin - Our Feudal Recreational Dictatorship is great, but Noone accept it so with assassination of Queen we may have Mehr to talk... He he he. Alias with death of Arthur we have Mehr to tell on Equestrian Concuil.
Joker - Shall we prepare?
Deathwish - Hmhmhm it's time we waited for.

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Canterlot Castle.
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Shadowknight - *sighs* this guy is pathetic.
Crimson - Uhhh.
Pearl - How this stalion can marry my sister....

Awesome pony Pictures

added by tinkerbell66799

Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!)

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The Heist : Episode 2

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Damien - Hahaha... Easy money *drinks wine*
Jackson - Too easy.
Joel - Hehehe.
Jeremy - Ahh good to do this for some reason.
FI - Du idiots forgot to burn security and now you're famous around Ponyville. Soon Du will be infamous around Equestria. Du slept well? I don't care. Get ready we need Mehr money and today is special occasion.

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On Road
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FI - Road F-23 Got closed because of someone going this way. Today we don't do a Heist. We're kidnapping princess Twilight Sparkle. We must get her before she gets to Canterlot. But we can't get her in Ponyville. So we hit her mid road. Exploding rails...

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Darkness - Ode to Destruction Ep. 3

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Episode 3

The Truth
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*As Darkness walks inside blank black room he hear voice.*

GOD-CORE - My child. The greatest power let me look at you.
Darkness - ...
GOD-CORE - I know why Du are here, an FOOLISH request to ask about truth but... Is that truth that needed in your life, untill that Tag Du didn't knew about it and Du were living in peace and what will change the truth about it all.
Darkness - Alot...
GOD-CORE - Will Du change, will your Friends change?
Darkness - No I...
GOD-CORE - If Du want to hear a truth is that Du are being puppeted whatever Du do and Du can't leave it...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 111 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This engine is what Metal Gloss was using. It's called an SD7

Date: January 19, 1963
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:56 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

After dropping off empty freight cars to be loaded with wood, and steel, Metal Gloss brought the engine she was using into the servicing facility.

Percy: How did it go?
Metal Gloss: Good, this just needs to be refueled.
Jeff: We're on it.
Metal Gloss: *Walks to the left, and goes into a shed. She sees engine 8444* Looks like you've been renumbered after all. *Leaves the shed*
Jeff: Now where are Du going?
Metal Gloss: To talk to Pete.

in his office.

Pete: *Signing papers* This is practically the only thing I...

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Gran Turismo Episode 7 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Episode 7: Oh Deer

Special guest stars

Vinyl Scratch as Brielle
Derpy as Suzanne
Didont from SeanTheHedgehog
And Spike The Dragon as Flamethrower

Julia: *Driving past a firehouse, then crosses a railroad crossing*
Tim: *Looks at the straße signs. They say Main Street, and Malpaso Avenue*
Julia: *Turns right from Main straße to Malpaso Avenue*

Stop the song

Julia: Is is true with what they say about the deer on this road?
Tim: I don't know. I'll believe it when I see it.
Julia: Why do Du say that?
Tim: It just seems impossible for twenty five deer to run around one small area. There has...

Just Be Me Episode 3 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

As soon as regenbogen Dash, and applejack were about to set their hooves into Cactus City, Pierce, and Harry stopped them.

Rainbow Dash: What the heu, hay are Du doing?
Pierce: Trust us, Du don't want to go into Cactus City.
Harry: Come with us. We have a house a mile away from here.

At Pierce and Harry's house, they explained to the three mares why they shouldn't go into Cactus City.

Pierce: The ponies in that town aren't treated very well.
Harry: The mayor likes to abuse everypony there, and even made a law forbidding them to leave.
Applejack: Who is the Mayor?
Pierce: Nobody knows his name, some...

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Project VOID Episode 1

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Equestrian Containment and Experimental Laboratories #32
Conainment zone 3 code : red
Subject ID : 37248266628374
Codename : VOID
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Dan - *knocks on window* Hello wake up!
VOID - ...
Dan - How are Du feeling.
VOID - ...
Dan - Du may think Du are monster 37248266628374 but simply Du are butyful creation of science.
VOID - ...
Dan - ... Eh... If we can't perform the tests in nice way we gonna start stabbing Du with syringes again. How are Du feeling.
VOID - I have a headache.
Dan - A prince started Singen *writes something* now do Du feel something uneasy expect Du want...

Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii Part 13

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Once they reached the hospital, this happened.

Adrenaline: *Gets out of the truck and starts limping*
Doctor: *Sees Adrenaline* We got a pony that was shot.
Doctors: *Running with a stretcher*
Adrenaline: I don't need a stretcher. I can walk fine. *Falls down*
Larry: Du sure about that?
Doctors: *Putting Adrenaline onto the stretcher*

It didn't take long for Adrenaline to get to his room

Doctor: Okay, put him on the bed.
Doctors: *Gently lifting Adrenaline onto the bed*
Don Castalini: Adrenaline, we're going to head back into Maui now. *Gives him $45,000* Du did well.
Doctor: What happened?
Larry:...

Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii Part 12

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At the airport

Don Castalini: *Walks on board the plane with everyone else*
Stewardess: Hold it, the seven of Du don't have tickets.
Don Castalini: We don't need them.
Stewardess: If you're flying on this plane Du do.
Don Castalini: We have better things to do then jacking off just to get on board a plane.
Stewardess: Go get tickets, oder else.
Don Castalini: Get a ticket for this! *Pushes the stewardess off the plane*

Everyone gets on board, and the plane leaves for Kamodlawe.

Adrenaline: *Sitting in one of the chairs, waiting to reach the destination*
Larry: *Taking a nap in his chair*

Just...

Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

They're going to turn this beetle into a hot rod.

Larry, and Adrenaline walked out of the Don's house, and then they found a Beetle.

Adrenaline: That was quick. Lets go and get it.
Larry: *Walks toward it* It's so easy to find one of these cars, because it's very common. *Gets in the driver's seat*
Adrenaline: *Gets in the passenger seat*
Larry: *Starts the car, and drives* Let me know if Du see an auto Shop anywhere.
Adrenaline: Sure thing.
Larry: *Passes a green light shortly before it turns yellow. He turns on the radio*
Announcer: Today, when it comes to automobiles, everypony knows the facts. Equestrian cars are very reliable, but use too...