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posted by Seanthehedgehog
reis
Rice
Why don't we go check on reis Limbo, and Clint Miller?

On a dark night in some some suburban part of Manehattan, Rice, and Clint were waiting for someone in a big black car.

enemy mob boss: *walks out of house*
Clint: That's him.
Rice: Hello sir, how are you?
enemy mob boss: Who are you?
Rice: Your escorts for the evening. Inside the car.
enemy mob boss: *enters car*
Rice: *gets in car, and drives*
Enemy mob boss: Look, what's going on here?
reis & Clint: *ignore boss*
Enemy mob boss: Just let me go man. I swear I didn't do shit!
Rice: Ok, we'll let Du go, after we get our money.

The Weiter morning, in a hotel

Cop 1: *looking at money*
NYPD cheif: Well, Du did great tracking down the crook who stahl, stola all this dough. Now we take it down to headquarters.
Cop 1: Alright, let's take my car.

The two ponies then left the apartment, and were on their way to headquarters, but the cop wanted to stop at a car wash

Cop 1: I need to wash my car.
NYPD Cheif: What about the money?
Cop 1: It's in the trunk. *drives up to cashier*
Cashier: Full wash, oder regular?
Cop 1: Regular.
Cashier: $1.50
Cop 1: *pays for car wash*

The cop's car went into the car wash, and then, Rice's gang moved in to get the money.

gangsters: *put cuffs on doorhandles*
Cop 1: *still going through car wash*
Gangsters: *unlock trunk*
NYPD Cheif: Hey. Someponies are behind our car!
Cop 1: There's a hook moving this car! I can't go backwards!
Gangsters: *take off*
NYPD Cheif: After them!! *tries to open door*
Cop 1: *tries to open door* They put handcuffs on the doorhandles!!
NYPD Cheif: We can't get out?
Cop 1: NO!

Later that afternoon

Mob boss: Ok. Now will Du let me go?
Rice: Sure. *drives into train yard*
Mob boss: What are Du doing?
Rice; Letting Du go. That's what Du wanted right? *stops car*
Clint: Get out *pushes mob boss*
Rice: *drives away*
Mob boss: *Stands up* Du motherbuckers!!

2 B continued
 Cop 1's car
Cop 1's car
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Clint
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It was time for Big Mac's trail.
And he insisted constantly on his innocence, but the blood over his hooves and crazy look his his eye spoke for itself.
Big Mac: (wearing a cast over his broken arm) It wasn't my idea. It was HER's (reveals Twilight's smarty pants doll to the crowd). She told me to kill them!
Judge: Really!?.. Du realize your talking about an toy doll, right?
Big Mac: Hey.. We ALL find Liebe in different fashions. And smarty pants will ALWAYS Liebe me.
Ditto: Du got a lot of problems, don't you?

After Big Mac was voted guilty, Ditto violently throws Big Mac into a prison cell.
Ditto: These people are too soft., if it were up to me, your be shot in the face. oder hung to death..
Big Mac: Yeah. Fuck Du too!
Ditto: (prepares fist)
Luna: (gently pulls him back) Leave it Ditto.. It's not like the creep is going anywhere.
Ditto: (sighs) Guess your right.

TO BE CONTAINUED
Meanwhile.
Ditto and his group continued searching for Big Mac.
At one point he ran into Tom Foolery.
Tom: Hey. Hey. It's the famish guy.
Ditto: Yeah.. I guess it is.
Tom: Aren't Du the chief of police.
Ditto: Uh huh.
Tom: What brings Du here?.. All out of Donuts in Canterlot.
Audience: *laughs*
Ditto: ............ What the hell was that!?
Tom: Sorry. I can't get rid of them.
Ditto: Ahh.. Celestia was complain about the same thing yesterday., she ordered me to scare them off., It took less effect then Du might think it would.
Audience: (laughs)
Tom: Anyway. What do Du want.. Sir?
Ditto: Well.... I'm...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

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Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Special guest star, sterne Stephanie from SeanTheHedgehog

Episode 76: Foul Ball
Date: August 11, 1958
Location:...
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posted by BlackPetals
Boo. I've come back from the grave to write Mehr Zufällig things. Seriously, this time. I believe I've improved as a writer, after several stories a few dozen poems and about ten Schreiben classes. So, let's see how this goes.

A slender but sturdy orange mare bucked her hind legs, her hooves thumping into a tree. Apples fell like rain, overflowing the buckets and coaxing a smile. A few feet away, a canary-coated mare flinched, letting out a squeak. "It- it's very l-loud..." She mumbled, cheeks pink. The orange mate laughed. "Of course it is, Fluttershy. All hard work produces noise." The mare's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
We are introduced to one of the police ponies in this fanfiction. Master Sword. He was a corporal, and wanted to be promoted, but the only way to do that was to make thirty arrests. He only needed one more.

Master Sword: Hmm, what have we here? *Sees a mare standing Von a car*
Night Frizz: *Putting air into one of the tires for her car*
Master Sword: *Puts on sirens*
Night Frizz: What did I do?
Master Sword: *Talking into loudspeaker* Ma'am, Du have parked too close to a feuer hydrant.
Night Frizz: But I'm no where near the feuer hydrant.
Master Sword: The law says Du have to park ten hooves, or...
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bob found Burt at the bar. He was drinking some alcohol.

Bob: Burt, may I talk to you?
Burt: Oh, sure thing Bob. What would Du like to talk about?
Bob: I heard from your wife that Du threatened to beat her up if Du saw her again.
Burt: Yes I did. Have Du seen her?
Bob: No.
Burt: Oh well. Why don't Du have some drinks with me? You'll Liebe it.
Bob: How many did Du have?
Burt: Oh, about six so far.
Waiter: *Arrives* Would Du like another drink?
Burt: Yes, and get one for me friend too.
Bob: Right. I want one too.
Waiter: Coming up. *Goes to get drink*
Bob: So anyway, why would Du want to beat...
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Pinkie Pie:Rainbow Dash!
Rainbow Dash:Yes,master!
Trixie:You idiot pony,go and get another of those that Du call"pony friends"
Rainbow Dash:Yes,master.*leaves*

Twilight:We must stay together.
Apple Jack:You're damn right.If we leave eachother,Trixie will get us all.
Rainbow Dash:Like to see me here?
Twilight:Rainbow,why are Du so...um..grey?
Rainbow Dash:You don't need to know.And I am here to take,Apple Jack.
Twilight:No,if I stop you.
Rainbow Dash:Nothing can stop me now!*takes apfel, apple Jack*
Apple Jack:Save your self's.
Rarity:Oh,no,they take'd apfel, apple Jack.
Flutter Shy:Twilight,I am scared.
Twilight:Don't...
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posted by shadowknuxgirl
Queen of Changelings: This Tag is going to be perfect, the kind of Tag of which I've dreamed since I was small, everypony will gather round, say I look lovely in my gown, what they don't know is that I have fooled them all!

Princess Cadence: This Tag was going to be perfect, the kind of Tag of which I've dreamed since I was small, but instead of having cake, with all my Friends to celebrate, my wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all!

Queen of Changelings: I could care less about the dress, I won't partake in any cake! Vows? Well, I'll be lying when I say, that through any kind of weather,...
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