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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Snowflake
Snowflake
Now this is the newest James Bond parody on the newest James Bond movie. We find our hero Con Mane slowly walking through a hallway. It's dark, and the shadows block much of his face.

Con: *opens door*
P: Where is it?
Con: It's gone. We have an agent down.
P: Are Du sure it's gone?
Con: *checks* It's gone.
Brosnan: *dying*
Con: *grabs cloth* Hang in there.
P: There's no time for that!
Con: I have to stop the bleeding!
P: Leave him!
Brosnan: Go! Don't worry about me.
Con: *leaves*
Snow: *drives truck* Let's drive.
Con: *gets in* Did Du find Vetrice anywhere?
Snow: *looks* There. In the white Limo. *driving close to building* Whoops, I smashed a mirror.
Con: It's alright, Du weren't using it.
Snow: *smashes other mirror* I wasn't using that one either.
Vetrice: *drives faster*
Con: He's seen us, floor it
Snow: *goes faster*
Vetrice: Shoot them!!
terrorist 1: *shoots truck*
Con: Allow me *grabs steering wheel*

With terrorists still shooting at Con, he slammed the truck into the limo, causing it to crash into a fruitstand.

Police: *riding motorcycles*
Vetrice: *shooting cops*
Con: *shoots at Vetrice*
Vetrice: *steals bike*
Con: Hmmm. *takes another bike*
Snow: What about me?
P: What's happened?
Snow: Con's chasing Vetrice on a motorcycle! *drives*

Vetrice was riding fast, but a truck was blocking his path. He soon rode inside a building up a flight of stairs. Con did the same, and was catching up.

P: Con, what's happening?
Con: I'm right behind Vetrice on oben, nach oben of houses!
P: Du know what's at stake. We can't lose the manifest of agent's names!
Con: I'll get it!
Vetrice: *goes through window*
Con: *follows*
Snow: *driving on highway*
taxi driver: HEY! Mare's aren't allowed to drive, I'm calling the cops!
Vetrice: *Gets on highway*
P: Where are they?
Snow: On the other side of the highway, I'm getting close to them. *blocks road*
Vetrice: *stops*
Con: *riding towards Vetrice*
Snow: Surrender!!
Vetrice: No thank Du *jumps on train*
Snow: Du gotta be joking.
Con: *jumps onto train*
P: Where are they now?
Snow: On a train.
P: What do Du mean on a train?
Snow: Are Du deaf? They're on a train!
P: Well go after them!
Snow: *drives*
Vetrice: *shoots gun*
Con: *avoids*
Vetrice: *reloads*
Con: *shoots at Vetrice*
S: We're losing their signal. Widening range.

One of the cars on the train had a bulldozer, and four cars. It was behind three passenger cars, and Con, and Vetrice were both on there.

Vetrice: *shooting gun*
Con: *shoots last bullets, then throws away gun*
Vetrice: *shooting at Con again*
Con: *enters Bulldozer*
Snow: *driving alongside*
Vetrice: *shoots Con*
Con: *knocks cars off train*
Snow: *avoids wreckage*
P: What was that?
Snow: Fillys Equestricars. I think.
Vetrice: *shoots coupling*
Con: *puts arm on roof*
Snow: That bulldozer can't hold on to the train forever Con, Bewegen it!
Con: *gets across*
P: What did Du do?
Con: Switching trains. *walks to ladder*
Vetrice: *waits*
Con: *climbs to roof*
Vetrice: *hits Con*
Snow: The two are fighting on oben, nach oben of the train.
P: Tell us as much as Du can.
Snow: Du oughta know they're going into a tunnel.
Con & Vetrice: *lay low*
Snow: *stops on hill*

The train came out of the tunnel once Snow got her gewehr set up.

Snow: I may have a clean shot.
Con: *kicking Vetrice*
Snow: I don't have a clean shot
P: Can't Du get a different view.
Snow: There's not enough time, I can't shoot this guy.
P: Take the shot.
Snow: I can't, I might hit Con.
P: Take the shot now!
Snow: *shoots rifle*

Which one fell? It was Con. Snow was saying she didn't have a clean shot, but she had several chances, but failed.

The 13th Con Mane story, called Slycall is now starting.

In this, is

Doughnut Joe as Con Mane
Snowflake as herself
Vetrice as himself
Pinkie Pie as P
Parcival as himself
Sydney P. Johnson as S
Missaqua88's OC (Don't know it's name) as Blu
Heckler as himself
Anthony as Con Mane's uncle
Koreans as bad ponies.
 Vetrice
Vetrice
posted by Canada24
Minuette: (awkwardly) So, uh, what are Du studying these days?

Moon Dancer: Science, magic, history, economics, pottery. Things like that.

Minuette: Yowza! [chuckles] Du planning on being a professor oder something?

Moon Dancer: No.

Minuette: So you're just... studying?

Moon Dancer: (rolls eyes) Can I go now?

Twilight: Moon Dancer, please.

Saten: Yeah, Don't be rude.

Minuette: It's all right, Twilight. We're having a good time. Right, everypony?

Twinkleshine, Saten, Spike, and zitrone Hearts: [unsure sounds]

Minuette: So, uh... Spike, tell Moon Dancer that story 'bout how Twilight had to read a book about...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 This is my OC Donovan. He will take the role of Colonel Von Waldheim
This is my OC Donovan. He will take the role of Colonel Von Waldheim
The following is based off of the 1964 film, The Train.

Paris, August 2nd, 1944. 1511th Tag of German occupation.

German Ponies: *Guarding a museum*
Other German Ponies: *Arriving in a staff car between two motorcycles. They stop at the museum*
German Pony: Achtung.
Driver: *Gets out of the car, and opens the back right door*
Colonel Von Waldheim: *Steps out of the car wearing a jacket, and a hat. He salutes his soldiers, and walks into the museum*

Inside the museum were lots of paintings. This was an art museum.

Colonel Von Waldheim: *Puts his jacket, and hat onto a mantel hanger. He slowly walks...
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Spike: [sighs] Du know the worst thing about Du being the Princess of Friendship? The dishes.
Twilight: Thanks for taking care of that, Spike. After three events in one week, I really needed to relax with a good book.
Spike: It's kinda funny, isn't it? All these ponies comin' to Du for Guter Rat about friendship?
Twilight: What's funny about that?
Spike: Du know, 'cause Du used to be famous for being such a bad friend.
Twilight: What are Du talking about? I had good Friends in Canterlot.
Spike: Come on, Twilight. Look at the wall. D'ya see any Fotos from before we moved to Ponyville? And look...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pierce returned to his tabelle from the bathroom when he noticed Bob was missing.

Pierce: Where did he go?
Waitress: *Arrives* Where did your friend go?
Pierce: That's what I'd like to find out! He must have left without me. *Sits down* I might as well finish this first, then find a way to catch up to him. *Drinks his milkshake, and takes a bite from his burger*

Meanwhile Karl was driving his car through a town called Tipton. He was on the same highway as Tom again, but this time he was behind him.

Karl: *Stops at a red light*
Pony 1: *Stops behind him, and revs his engine twice*
Pony 2: Easy....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Karl was driving his rental car in Bakersfield.

Karl: I got a decent car for free. *Laughs to himself*
Cop: Attention all units, be on the lookout for a 1957 Ford Fairlane stolen from a Hertz rental place just outside of L.A.
Cop 4: Ten-4, we'll keep an eye out for the car.
Cop: The rental company doesn't want any damage on this car. Understood?
Cop 4: Roger.
Karl: *Yawns* Why do I feel so... sleepy? *Falls asleep*

Song: link

Karl: *Swerving to the left, and right*
Ponies: *Honking their horns*
Karl: *Hits the brakes, and turns left. He goes faster*
Cop 4: That car is speeding.
Cop 3: Might also...
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LATER:

Saten: Hello AppleJack.

AppleJack: (with the other girls as they discuss a plan) Ah can't talk wait now Saten.

Saten: But would Du help me be a better boyfriend for Trixie.

AppleJack: Surely Du must have 'other' X girlfriends. Yer kinda handsome.

Saten: Well.. There was that 'one' girl I tried asking out... But things didn't go well.

FLASHBACK:

Glaze: (in the middle of Singen the regenbogen factory Musik video).

Saten: (comes onto the set, forth Wand styled) Excuse me, parden me.

Director: CUUT!... Who the fuck is this!?

Glaze: (facehoof) Saten.. I told Du not to bother me at work.

Saten: But...
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Derpy: I really messed up on those invitations! I feel just awful!
Master Sword: Why'd Du bring me to Cake N' speck for our third date, I HATE this place!
Derpy: I told Cranky I could get 'em printed for cheap, but that meant hiring somebody with no experience using a printing press... Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Sword: To prove my hatred of this place, I'm gonna leave a lousy tip...under fifteen percent!... And then I'll send my meal back, even though it's EXACTLY what I ordered!
Derpy: Is it possible were having two different conversations?
Sword: How should I know, I'm not listening to you!
#1: The new MLP:
I never even heard of the new MLP at the time.
And when I was convinced into seeing it, Von all those pictures on Facebook.
I can't say I enjoyed it.. In fact.. It was terrible.
But when I heard of all those so called "bronys" I figured to at give it an honest chance before truly judging it.
And the fact it had John De Lancie, only gave me Mehr reasons to keep giving it an honest chance..


#2: ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD:
I know what Du think.
But no.
Discovering this guy had NOTHING to do with my friendship with Windwakerguy430.
It had to do with looking up Freddy Krueger's villain's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Video Game Troll

Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed Von any actors.

Today's game: Grand Theft Auto 5

Fox335: *Driving a Red Coquette through Blaine County*
Kadillack: Du know? This is the only good Grand Theft Auto game. Every other game has either bad graphics, oder terrible gameplay. Usually, it's both.
klk321: Yo, you're insulting the best video game franchise ever.
Fox335: No, the best game franchise ever is Gran Turismo. Du don't have to murder others just to win a race.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, deviantart, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon, and Case cracker were at a phone booth Von a drug store when this happened.

Gordon: *Inserts coins in phone booth, and dials Jim's number*
Case Cracker: *Waits in the car*
Jim: Hello?
Gordon: It's done. Anthony is dead.
Jim: That's good. Come on down to the pizzeria, and I'll-
RIB's: *Shooting ponies in pizzeria*
Jim: *Gets shot* AGH! Get over here quickly!! *Hangs up*
Gordon: *Runs to car* Case, Jim is in trouble. I don't know what's happening, but we have to go help him quickly *Drives onto highway*
Case Cracker: Let's hurry then!
Gordon: *Going 90 miles an hour*
Case Cracker: *Impatiently...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon, and Case cracker blew up a room in the Equestrian Pyramid. They were on a lift outside of the building, and were now about to finish the job.

Case Cracker: On your mark. *readies pistol*
Gordon: *Makes lift go down* Get set.
Manehattan Ponies: *Running away*
Gordon: *stops lift* Go *Runs in room*
Case Cracker: *Runs inside. Shoots 3 running away*
Manehattan ponies: *Grab Shotguns*
Gordon: *Shoots a pony's head off* Get behind the counter *Gets behind counter*
Case Cracker: *Ducks behind counter*
Manehattan pony 36: *Shoots the counter* Get up, and fight like stallions Du cowards!
Case Cracker:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Gordon
Gordon
SeanTheHedgehog and Izfankirby Present

Grand Theft Ponies

San Franciscolt, December 1988

The fanfic begins with Gordon, and Case cracker at Gordon's house. They are watching a football game. The Eagles are beating the Giants 21-10

Gordon: I always told Du that the Giants sucked.
Case Cracker: Calm down, halftime just ended. They've had some bad luck is all.
Gordon: No kidding. They'll never win a game.

Suddenly, the phone rings.

Gordon: Ah good. Commercials, and a call. *picks up phone* Hello?
Jim: Hey Gordon, it's Jim. Get Case cracker with you, and meet me at the Pizzeria on Mane Ashbury.
Gordon:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic regenbogen as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: What are Du laughing for? We didn't even start the skit yet.
Audience: *Laughing*

The End

Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: What the hell are Du doing?! If we didn't even start the skit, what makes Du think it's the end?

Now the skit starts. At the Ponyville golf course, Mitchell, and Olson were playing against each other.

Mitchell: *Waiting to hit the ball as he hears a train's horn*
Olson: *Waiting*
Mitchell: *Hits...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor, deviantart
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Link to part 3: link

Ditto: There are two things I want Du to do.
Thomas: I thought Du sagte there was only one thing.
Ditto: Yeah, well.. I lied about that. I want Du to practice concentration, and spiking the ball.
Erik: I can't believe Du lied to us coach.
Ditto: Yeah, I know. Now start practicing, first on spiking. Thomas, Mimi, and Joe, Du go on one side of the net, and the rest of Du stay on the other side.
Silver: That's fine. I had no anticipation on leaving this side of the net anyway.
Ditto: Good. *Throws volleyball to Thomas* Spike it Tom.
Thomas: *Spikes the ball, but it goes...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After some time passed, the diamond Hunde got their ship repaired. Well, actually they didn't do anything. They just watched the repair pony fix their ship.

Repair Pony: There. Your ship has been repaired. It'll cost you-
Indiana Bones: *Shoots the ground near the pony's hoof* We won't be paying anything if Du don't mind.
Repair Pony: *Nervous* Uh no. I don't mind. Go ahead. The repairs are free.
Indiana Bones: Just the way we like it. Right fellas?
Diamond Dogs: Yeah.

As they were getting their ship out of the repairs, Martin went back into the guard tower, and looked through his microscope....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Why are we always standing in front of the exact same house?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Don't ask me. Ask the director.
Master Sword: He's not even here.
Tom: Why not?
Master Sword: He got arrested for drunk driving, and attacking a police officer, thinking it was a zombie panda.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Strange.... very very strange. Today's crossover parody, Barbie: Life In The Russian Front.
Audience:...
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