Now this is the newest James Bond parody on the newest James Bond movie. We find our hero Con Mane slowly walking through a hallway. It's dark, and the shadows block much of his face.
Con: *opens door*
P: Where is it?
Con: It's gone. We have an agent down.
P: Are Du sure it's gone?
Con: *checks* It's gone.
Con: *grabs cloth* Hang in there.
P: There's no time for that!
Con: I have to stop the bleeding!
P: Leave him!
Brosnan: Go! Don't worry about me.
Snow: *drives truck* Let's drive.
Con: *gets in* Did Du find Vetrice anywhere?
Snow: *looks* There. In the white Limo. *driving close to building* Whoops, I smashed a mirror.
Con: It's alright, Du weren't using it.
Snow: *smashes other mirror* I wasn't using that one either.
Vetrice: *drives faster*
Con: He's seen us, floor it
Snow: *goes faster*
Vetrice: Shoot them!!
terrorist 1: *shoots truck*
Con: Allow me *grabs steering wheel*
With terrorists still shooting at Con, he slammed the truck into the limo, causing it to crash into a fruitstand.
Police: *riding motorcycles*
Vetrice: *shooting cops*
Con: *shoots at Vetrice*
Vetrice: *steals bike*
Con: Hmmm. *takes another bike*
Snow: What about me?
P: What's happened?
Snow: Con's chasing Vetrice on a motorcycle! *drives*
Vetrice was riding fast, but a truck was blocking his path. He soon rode inside a building up a flight of stairs. Con did the same, and was catching up.
P: Con, what's happening?
Con: I'm right behind Vetrice on oben, nach oben of houses!
P: Du know what's at stake. We can't lose the manifest of agent's names!
Con: I'll get it!
Vetrice: *goes through window*
Snow: *driving on highway*
taxi driver: HEY! Mare's aren't allowed to drive, I'm calling the cops!
Vetrice: *Gets on highway*
P: Where are they?
Snow: On the other side of the highway, I'm getting close to them. *blocks road*
Con: *riding towards Vetrice*
Vetrice: No thank Du *jumps on train*
Snow: Du gotta be joking.
Con: *jumps onto train*
P: Where are they now?
Snow: On a train.
P: What do Du mean on a train?
Snow: Are Du deaf? They're on a train!
P: Well go after them!
Vetrice: *shoots gun*
Con: *shoots at Vetrice*
S: We're losing their signal. Widening range.
One of the cars on the train had a bulldozer, and four cars. It was behind three passenger cars, and Con, and Vetrice were both on there.
Vetrice: *shooting gun*
Con: *shoots last bullets, then throws away gun*
Vetrice: *shooting at Con again*
Con: *enters Bulldozer*
Snow: *driving alongside*
Vetrice: *shoots Con*
Con: *knocks cars off train*
Snow: *avoids wreckage*
P: What was that?
Snow: Fillys Equestricars. I think.
Vetrice: *shoots coupling*
Con: *puts arm on roof*
Snow: That bulldozer can't hold on to the train forever Con, Bewegen it!
Con: *gets across*
P: What did Du do?
Con: Switching trains. *walks to ladder*
Con: *climbs to roof*
Vetrice: *hits Con*
Snow: The two are fighting on oben, nach oben of the train.
P: Tell us as much as Du can.
Snow: Du oughta know they're going into a tunnel.
Con & Vetrice: *lay low*
Snow: *stops on hill*
The train came out of the tunnel once Snow got her gewehr set up.
Snow: I may have a clean shot.
Con: *kicking Vetrice*
Snow: I don't have a clean shot
P: Can't Du get a different view.
Snow: There's not enough time, I can't shoot this guy.
P: Take the shot.
Snow: I can't, I might hit Con.
P: Take the shot now!
Snow: *shoots rifle*
Which one fell? It was Con. Snow was saying she didn't have a clean shot, but she had several chances, but failed.
The 13th Con Mane story, called Slycall is now starting.
In this, is
Doughnut Joe as Con Mane
Snowflake as herself
Vetrice as himself
Pinkie Pie as P
Parcival as himself
Sydney P. Johnson as S
Missaqua88's OC (Don't know it's name) as Blu
Heckler as himself
Anthony as Con Mane's uncle
Koreans as bad ponies.