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posted by NocturnalMirage
Wheels of Evil – Part 11


The doorbell rang. The turquoise unicorn idled on the porch for several minutes. There was no answer. She rang the doorbell again and again. After a while, the door opened for a bit. Only for a gap…

“Oh, Lyra… I didn’t expect Du today…”

“Hello, Doctor! I came to see if there’s anything I can do to help.” Lyra explains happily. “How’s the reconstruction going?”

“Good… Good…” the brown earth pony Antworten abstractedly.

“Oh, great! Sooo… Can I take a look?”

“No… I… this is a very delicate stage right now… listen, I’m very busy…” the Doctor stutters nervously.

“Are Du okay, Doctor? Du don’t look so good…” Lyra remarks.

“I’m fine… I… gottta go…”

Before the unicorn could react, the door closes. Dr. Whooves trots back to his workshop.

“I’m sorry… It was Lyra… I send her off… she won’t bother us anymore…” the stallion mumbles.

There’s nopony else in the workshop. Just a car. An old car. A burnt out car.

I know it was her… She’d like to get me back! Haha! But I’m yours now. a gentle feminine voice purrs inside the Doctor’s head.

“Yes…” the pony confirms automatically.

You want me, don’t you?

“Yes…”

And Du won’t betray me.

“Never…”

You won’t abandon me.

“No.”

Excellent. Now, where were we?

“I was about to repair the cardan-shaft.” Dr. Whooves replies, like a zombie.

Oh, indeed. I must be restored to operating condition! I’m counting on you, dear Doctor. You’re the smartest pony! You’re the only one who can do it!

“Yes! I am the smartest! I can do this! I will Zeigen everypony what I’m really capable of!” the brown stallion growls vigorously, while a fanatic grin forms on his face.

Strange noises come from the doctor’s workshop. He works tirelessly. He doesn’t sleep. When he’s around Christine, he feels no need for sleep. oder food. Christine is nourishment itself. Christine is wise. She knows what to do. She knows which part connects to which place.

Remove the cylinder heads softy…

Connect the carburetor to the circulation system...

No, the turbo goes to the other side…


But he, the Doctor puts himself to good use as well. He creates new components. New solutions.

“I made this for you… with this absorbtion-matrix, Du will not need gasoline anymore. Du see, this land is filled Von magic. It’s everywhere. My device absorbs it from your surroundings and converts it into fuel!” the earth pony exclaims joyfully.

He’s not aware what he’s doing. The Doctor feeds the demon. He makes her Mehr powerful. He works Tag and night. His mane is messed up. His mantel has oil spills on it. He loses weight. He doesn’t come out of his workshop. He hasn’t seen the light of Tag for several days. He loses track of time. He doesn’t care. Only Christine matters.

My sweet Doctor! Du have repaired my entire drive train! the Fury declares one day.

“Oh, I’ve been waiting for this moment for…” the Doctor cannot finish the sentence.

He doesn’t remember how long he’s been working on Christine’s restoration.

You made me functional again! Your work is done! Except for one thing… would Du do the honor, my dear Doctor?

The brown stallion glances at the car keys on a nail. He grabs them and gets inside the car. There’s no seats. No dashboard. The interior is still burnt. It still smells… and there’s another kind of smell too… the smell of rotting meat…

“The work is far from over…” Dr. Whooves sighs resignedly. “But let’s see if I managed to repair the drive train…”

The earth pony puts the key into the ignition. It feels such a natural movement. He turns the keys. The electric starter spins the keilriemen a few times. The entire body of the car shakes. The Plymouth breaks down. Dr. Whooves tries again. The engine buzzes a little then breaks down again.

“Okay, one Mehr try…” the brown stallion hisses and turns the keys once more.

The V8 engine struggles for a while, skipping a few cycles. It sounds sick. Strange, rosa smoke comes out of the exhaust. The car still shakes. The engine is frightfully unstable. The Doctor can see. Even with his hard work, Christine is nothing Mehr than a mere skeleton with an engine and a functional drive-train. There are no doors, windshield, haube oder any body components for that matter.

The Doctor’s device begins to work. The engine revs up. It’s very loud. Ther rosa smoke turns into dark, sparkly purple. The V8 revs up again and again, every time it sounds Mehr and Mehr confident. And Mehr and Mehr powerful.

“HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!” the Doctor laughs deliriously. “SHE LIVES!!!”

The noise of the rumbling engine almost snuffs out his voice.

Thank you, my Dear Doctor! Du have outdone yourself! I’m repaired! Christine exclaims excitedly.

“Oh, you’re far from that! Much work is still needed!” the earth pony replies.

On the contrary! Your work is done! Just sit back, and watch the miracle happen!

“What are Du talking about, I don’t…”

The burnt out car-skeleton launches. The naked steel rims scratch the floor, creating a rain of sparks. Christine breaks through the garage door and storms out in the Equestrian dusk. The Doctor has no choice, but to hold onto the steering wheel for his life.

“STOP!!! You’re not ready for this yet!” Dr. Whooves calls out.

Just watch!

Christine accelerates. She jolts her passenger, as she rolls on bare rims. But soon, the sparks die out. Rubber starts to form on the steel. First, just the inner sections, like if it’s decomposing in reverse. There’s a shimmery light ahead of the car. One of the four headlights turns on. Soon, the other three follows it with a sound of a breaking light bulb. The taillights come to life as well. The deformed body parts regain their original shape with a metallic screech.

The Doctor’s jaw drops in shock as glass starts to form from nothing. At first, it looks like shattered glass. Then the cracks shrink and disappear. It blocks out the wind. Two doors emerge from the sides. A large haube pops up and covers the engine. The newly formed elements slowly turn to vermillion. But the color goes darker and darker until its ebony black. The sound of the engine becomes softer as the mufflers are taking their place. Dark black leather starts to crawl out from every gap of the interior. Sport seats form from nothing. Dr. Whooves can finally sit properly.

Green lights flash in front of him as the dashboard comes alive. Now he can see, Christine’s speeding with 90 miles/hour and accelerates. The counter spins backwards for some reason. It shows 086554.

The windows roll up. The glass has black tint. As the final part of the regeneration, the ivory steering wheel darkens and turns entirely black too. The earth pony hears some kind of static interference. The antenna grows out of the metallic body, like a tentacle. The radio turns on. It plays “Awake and Alive” Von Skillet.

Dr. Whooves sits back and enjoys the cozy warmth that's now streaming through the air shafts. He grabs the steering wheel firmly and floors the pedal. Christine feels he’s a much Mehr confident driver, than Lyra was.

I’m alive! And now my dear Doctor… we will punish those who did this to me!

“Yes!” the brown earth pony agrees and a devilish grin expands on his face.
 Christine's new look.
Christine's new look.
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apfel, apple Bloom: ... Who'd've thought it'd be so hard to find somethin' for us all to do together?

Scootaloo: Well, I know this might sound crazy, but what if we didn't?

Apple Bloom: Didn't what?

Scootaloo: Do things together. Well, do everything together.

Apple Bloom: But we're the Cutie Mark Crusaders!

Scootaloo: And we always will be! But I really wanna bungee jump! The speed, the height, the fall!

Sweetie Belle: And I know Du two aren't interested, but I wanna try : Isn't there something you've always wanted to do on your own?

Apple Bloom: I don't know... I guess I figured we'd always do stuff together....
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Zufällig dialectics

Hello and welcome to Zufällig dialectics! It has been Mehr than a Jahr since the last article, so I have decided, that it was long overdue for a new one. So without any delay, we shall jump into it!

Today we’re going to take a closer look at a member of the Mane 6 and the reason why she’s generating mixed emotions in the fandom. Some like her, some are huge fans, and many people downright hate her, claiming she’s the worst character in the show. Within the Weiter few lines we will attempt to seek out the reasons of such negative emotions toward this character and disproof,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 6 is beginning

As the other ponies started fighting the zombies, Pinkie Pie was going to turn on the power.

Pinkie Pie: *Buys the door to the costume room, and runs to the door that leads backstage. She buys it, and runs to the power switch*
Twilight: *Shooting a hoof off of a zombie* Give him a hoof.
Pinkie Pie: *Turns on the power, and runs back towards the costume room*
Applejack: Hey, the power is on!
Rainbow Dash: To the teleporter!
Twilight: *Running to the teleporter with regenbogen Dash, and Applejack*

The two ponies overtook Twilight, which was a good thing to, because of this.

Pinkie Pie:...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 3.

The Howling Death.

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Equestrian Woods.
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Darkness - I don't feel right here...
Whiteheart - Something IS odd...
*gu nshot comes from side*
Soldier - They're camouflaged! *gets shot*
??? - Hold fire!
Lightning - *whispers* Batponies don't use guns...
Shadow - well well well. Aren't those great Heroes of Equestria... Hahahaha... Du are under arrest.
Darkness - Because?
*the planes are flying over their head*
Shadow - What the-
*planes drop bombs*
Shadow - who the hell... Is that.
Blackshadow - Demon Army. We do have technology.
Shadow - Tch, without Du they won't do much...


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Cell number 54...
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Song: link

Nazis: *Firing at Sean, and his teammates with 50 caliber machine guns*
Pony: *Gets hit, and crashes into an enemy bomber*
Sean: Only 47 left. *Shoots the back of one of the bombers until smoke starts to appear*
Nazi 34: *Losing altitude, and crashes into the ground. The plane continues to move, until it goes into a lake*
Wind: *Shoots down two bombers*
Nazis: We're dropping like flies! Where are you?
Eggman: Calm down, and continue to your destination. I will be there soon.
Metal Sonic: I will teach that grey hedgehog who he's messing with.
Twilight: And I'm gonna get revenge on my...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic regenbogen as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

Special guest stars Nikki West as Nikki East, and Larry Wilcox as Nicholas McWalker

Corporal Vanderbilt was handing everypony letters. Everypony was standing...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: It's time for bloopers, but first, brony of the month.
Master Sword: *Arrives* For June 2015, the brony of the Monat is Windwakerguy430.
Audience: *Ragequitting*
Tom: Uh, what was that all about?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anyway, Windwakerguy430 is responsible for making bad arsch reviews in his series, What's Your Take?
Tom: He also makes very funny parodies.
Master Sword: And that is why he is Brony of the month. Now, start the bloopers.

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Wolf Of Trottingham: Du won't get away with this.
Robin Hood: Why not? I'm Robin Hood.
Wolf Of Trottingham: Du won't get away, because Prince John...
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Master Sword is still driving the police car, Saten is now in the passinager seat.

Saten: I still can't believe Du pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.

Master Sword: Yeah wel-

Radio: Car 53, we're Du heading in such a hurry?

Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.

Radio: There's a bank robbery!?

Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).

Saten: Dude, we're are Du going!?

Master Sword: Didn't Du hear! Theirs a bank robbery!

Saten: What!? No theirs not-

Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-

SOON AFTER:

Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the sagte bank.

TO BE CONTINUED
posted by Canada24
COURTROOM:

Judge: Alright do to 29 secret Stimmen from Shining Armor. Thank Du Shining Armor.. Mrs Pie has been sentenced to the DEATH PENALTY. (pounds hammer).

Pinkie: (completely horrified and her mouth wide open).

Shining Armor: (sadistically) See, it's outta my hands.

LATER:

Pinkamena: (being strapped to an electric chair).

Ditto: Okay Pinkamena.. For 218 accounts of murder... And other crimes that seem minor compared to 218 accounts of murder., electricity will be passed though your body until dead... Any last words?

Pinkamena: I, I know Jesus has forgiven me..

Ditto: ... Your joking right?

Pinkamena: (sniffs tearfully) No!

Ditto: (pulls the switch).

However, everyone forgot to wet sponge and Pinkamena dies an unnaturally painful and grousome death, to the point her head literary explodes.

Ditto: ... I suddenly want BBQ, dose anybody else BBQ?

THE END
Near Ponyville, Duublar was flying there in his airplane.

Duublar: We are going to finish off everypony in Equestria. First, we'll demolish Ponyville, then Bewegen our way up to Canterlot. After that, we take over all of Equestria.
ISIS Ponies: Yes sir.

Me, and regenbogen Dash got in Ponyville with my Corvette. Nikki followed us in the 300 she used to chase me earlier.

Rainbow Dash: *Looks up into the sky* There's a big cargo plane.
Sean: Any logos on it?
Rainbow Dash: No.
Sean: Let's check it out. *Drives to the airport*
Nikki: *Follows Sean*

At the airport, the plane was about to land.

Sean: Stay...
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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: And no, we didn't forget to do this, like we did in the last episode.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: For May 2015, the Brony Of The Monat award goes to NocturnalMirage.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: If Du were to compare this guy to a car company, he would be Ford.
Master Sword: Both are very popular.
Tom: And now, for...
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posted by Canada24
MEANWHILE:

Sweetie Belle: (seen eating various cupcakes, that AppleBloom givin her) Umm.. These are delicious.

AppleBloom: Well.. Ah'll let Du in on the secret... Y'all know how ah'm always telling Diamond Tiera that ah'll "make something of her" someday.

Sweetie Belle: ... (gasps) are Du saying Du KILLED Diamond Tiera.. And are serving her caresses for lunch

AppleBloom: ... Maybe

SweetieBelle: ...... Cool! (containues eating)



That's the end of the chapter..
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