Con Mane has returned.

We begin our story in Beijing, which was violently taken over Von the koreans.

Con: *sneaks onto dock*
korean pony55: What was that?
Con: *kills pony* Mehr like who was that?
korean pony21: I'll be right back I just wanna get some cider.
Con: *sneaks toward warehouse*
korean pony21: *shoots at Con*
Con: *dodges bullets*
korean pony21: All units, we have an intruder in the warehouse!
Con: *pulls out gun* Where is that manifest?
korean leader: What do Du need the manifest for? Grenades? We made specially designed grenades to blow up an entire building. Now that Du know...

The last solstice

Chapter 4: Celestial monologues I.


Naaaaah! THERE IT IS AGAIN! WHAT IS THAT NOISE?! DO Du HEAR IT?!

Of course I do… somepony’s outside… Yes… familiar hoofsteps… Luna…

OH YES, LUNA, LUNA, LUNA, LUNA, LUNAAAA… oder NIGHTMARE MOON????!!!

No! Don’t even say that name!

WHO KNOWS, CELESTIA? OUT OF THE MANY HORRORS YOU’VE DONE... WHICH ONE WAS THE WORST, HMM? BANISHING YOUR OWN SISTER TO THE MOON… oder THE OTHER?

I had to… I… I had no choice…

MUHAHAHAHA! AND Du HONESTLY BELIEVE THAT! Du DISGUST ME!

Stop it, stop it, stop it!!!

Ssshhhh! Somepony else is out there...

regenbogen Dash was talking to the leaders of the other mafias.

Rainbow Dash: I called Du all here to stop this.
Fuku: Why?
Rainbow Dash: We're killing ourselves instead of Manehattan, oder others that don't live the way we do.
Nickel: Maybe we like it that way.
Boris: Da. Why should we set up a truce?
Rainbow Dash: Because I want to. All of your members killed Applejack, and I don't want anymore of my Friends being killed.
greaser leader: We supplied the guns, but none of us killed your friend.
Rainbow Dash: Your group counts, because Pistolen kill ponies.
John: It's not the gun that kills ponies, it's...

Chapter 2: Where are we?

Spike awoke first to find him and his Friends in a forest, the others were still sleeping. Spike nudged Twilight. “wake up Twi, I think Du did the wrong spell.”

Twilight shrugged him away and opened her eyes, she was shocked at her surroundings. “wake up the others......” Twilight told him.

Spike woke up the other five, they looked just as shocked as Twilight had.

“congratulations Twilight, your spell teleported us into the middle of the everfree forest!” regenbogen dash said.

“this ain't no Everfree Rainbow, it's brighter than it and smells Mehr lively.” Applejack...

Back at the train station, Pete was waiting to go to a meeting.

Pete: *Checking clock*
Percy: *stops inspection car on platform* Pete, we have something important to tell you!
Pete: Alright, but get that car out of the way. A train could be coming here soon.
Percy: *Moving inspection car out of way*
Pete: *Goes to bench, and sits on it*
Percy & Jeff: *Walk onto station platform*
Pete: What is it?
Percy: We were fixing track on Sherman Hill, like Du told us to do, but some ponies in the mafia came, and attacked us.
Pete: That can't be good. We need to fix that track right away. If we don't...

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 34

Slowly Changing

January 22, 1954

Since 1949, fewer ponies have been riding on passenger trains, and have decided to send nearly all goods Von truck. Despite losing passengers, and freight, The Union Pacific still had a lot of work to be done.

Hawkeye:...

The speakers across the weather factory crackled to life,

Speakers: Miss Heart, please Berichten to the regenbogen sector. Thankyou.

Rainbow herz blushed as the ponies around stared at her. It was the first time the weather factory bosses ever wanted her, so she assumed she was going to be fired.

Her forest green eyes were fixated on the wolke floor as she stumbled towards the regenbogen sector, outside was a serious business-pony tapping her hoof on the ground. regenbogen herz flicked her blue mane into place and flew over.

Rainbow Heart: H-h-hello Miss-
Cream: Mrs Cream.

Cream squinted at regenbogen Heart,...

3 seperate stories.. All Simpsons skits...


STORY ONE:

Master Sword Dinky, and Derpy are employed as caretakers at a mansion. However the caretaker cuts the cable Fernsehen wire and confiscates the beer, thinking this will ensure hard work from the family. While there the groundskeeper discovers that Dinky has power to read thoughts and says that if his Sword goes Mehr insane than usual, that she should should use this to summon him. Dinky is confused about this, but the groundskeeper doesn't add anything more.

Sword goes to turn on the TV but finds static.

Sword: (calmly) Hmm, cables out.. Maybe...

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>Canterlot
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Fire - MISSLE INCOMING!
*Nuke explode in air as every mechanism stops working, all electricy and communications fail, tanks stop working and below are falling down on the ground*
Sandman - What the hell is going on.
Damien - I don't know but if we won't Bewegen out something might hit us!
Fire - There! Garden house!
Sandman - *picks Icepick up* Help me Damien.
Damien - *picks up Icepick and goes to garden house*
*everything calms down*
Fire - Shit. Its an after-EMP storm.
Sandman - It's raining hard...
Ice - *slowly pulls himself up* I fucking hate rain...
??? - *burst into room*
Sandman...