Brony Of New Jersey part 8 - My Little pony - Freundschaft ist Magie - Fanpop

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

We left off on the fight between bronies, and haters

Hater 54: *sets up MG*
Sean: *shoots haters*
Security guard: Stop the fighting!
Hater 54: *kills guard*
Sean: Enemy machine gun! Take cover
bronies: *hide behind wall*
Hater 54: *shoot at wall* Penetrate!!
Sean: *kills machine gunner* All clear!
bronies: *advance*
Jade: We got enemies with RPG's!
Hater 402: *shoots missile*
Sean: *runs from missile*
Hater 635: *shoots at Jade*
Jade: *shoots missile*
Hater 635: *dies from explosion*
Sean: *kills other rakete carrying haters*
Brony 64: Let's Bewegen up!

We moved up a floor, and got introduced to 50 haters wanting us dead.

Brony 675: *shoots haters*
Hater 51: I'm hit! *lays on floor*
Hater 65: Get Mehr sandbags!
Sean: *hides behind train*
Jade: Get away from there!
Sean: Relax, it's derailed.
Hater 564: *shoots at me*
Sean: *reloads gun*
Jade: *hits hater*
Hater 564: You're tough for a girl.
Sean: *shoots hater's head*
Jade: I had him.
Sean: Sorry. I'll let Du kill a few.
Hater 745: *throws grenade*
Brony 66: *Runs* Look out!
Grenade: *kills brony*
Jade: *shoots hater in the head*
Sean: Great shot.
Jade: Thanks, but we gotta go. They're retreating.
Sean: How many bronies do we have left?
Jade: About 100.
Sean: Christ, that's a lot.
Hater leader: What the fuck do Du think you're doing?!
Hater 723: There are over 100 bronies fighting us!
Hater leader: Alright, stand your ground *leaves*
Hater 136: Where's he going?
Hater 723: How should I know? Let's just kill the bronies.
Sean: There they are! *kills haters*
Hater 45: Bewegen up!
Hater 65: *shoots me in leg*
Sean: AH! *shoots hater's head off*
Hater 45: *hits me*
Sean: *breaks his neck*
Jade: Are Du ok?
Sean: I was shot in the leg.
Jade: So Du aren't ok?
Sean: I can still walk. I'll be fine.
Brony 35: How many haters are left?
Sean: Not many, can't be Mehr then 30.
Hater leader: Get your defenses set NOW! We cannot lose to these guys!!
Hater 53: Yes sir!
Sean: Before we go out there *cooks grenade*
Jade: Ok.
Sean: *throws grenade which kills about 8 of the haters*
Hater 888: Where did that come from?
Sean: HERE! *shoots hater*
Hater 888: *falls off ledge*
Jade: Surrender now! You're all outnumbered.
Haters: *put down guns*
Jade: Where's your leader?
Hater leader: *pops up from ledge & shoots Jade's shoulder*
Sean: NO! *runs toward leader with machete*
Hater leader: *drops gun*
Sean: *hacks hater*
leader: GAH!
Sean: *stabs his heart*
leader: FU-
Sean: *chops his head off*
leader: *falls off building*
Sean: Jade. Hang in there, you'll be ok.
Jade: I was shot in the shoulder.
Sean: *looks at haters* Du careless.. Soul less FUCKS!
Haters: Hey man take it easy.
Sean: *grabs machine gun* RAAAHHHHHHH *kills all haters* Finally. It's over
Jade: What about any hater that wasn't in this fight?
Sean: I know just where to put them

And so, every hater went straight to hell for not liking My Little pony Friendship Is Magic

Jade survived being shot in the shoulder thankfully, and after the fight in Philly Mehr people have been becoming bronies.

I ended up losing my leg after having it shot, and I'm now a famous actor in Hollywood. My first movie was a remake on To Live & Die In L.A.

My mom saw me fighting the haters on the news, and killed herself.

My stepdad never found his car that I ditched, and the hotrod? I still have it

the end

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Ponies On The Rails episode 37 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Michael, and Debbie stayed outside to play with their dad, and Hawkeye went inside to make the phone call.

Hawkeye: *Calling Cheyenne Trainstation*
Pete: *Hears phone ring, and answers* Cheyenne Trainstation of the Union Pacific. Pete Reimer speaking.
Hawkeye: Pete, it's me Pierce.
Pete: What have Du been up to?
Hawkeye: My train has been derailed. Could Du send some cranes over to get them back on the tracks?
Pete: I already did. Percy, and Jeff will be there too. They're gonna inspect the track.
Hawkeye: Okay good. Thank you. *Hangs up*
Grandfather: *Comes downstairs* How did Du get in my...

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CheesePie chapter 3

posted by Mylittlecute12

"Huh?!" He snapped back into reality. "What..just..happened..?". Cheese questioned slowly. "Oh I'm just handing Du a cupcake!". Pinkie Pie grinned. "Oh yeah.." He responded shakily. Just then a crash sound was heard from above. Then the most beautiful, colorful, glimmering regenbogen appeared. "Wow! That's a beautiful rainbow! Right Cheese?". "Yes, Du are beautiful..I..I mean the rainbow! Yes that's what I meant! The regenbogen is so, pretty.". Cheese sandwich was super duper nervous. "Yup, it's a beauty alright..". Pinkie didn't sound as cheerful as she was when she noticed the regenbogen (actually...

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Magic of Friendship: Part 11---The Fight is on [1]

posted by alinah_09

well,after a lot of practice zitrone finally got the hang of it,but the only problem is that i got too used to it...its okay though,because zitrone and I were the fist ones who can do the martial art at a great pace without even making mistakes,we were like pros!

"hey Aura!"

"good morning to Du too,Lemon" i sagte as she put down her bag and got her arnis

"how about we do one Mehr round?"

"game"

"yo,are Du guys gonna practice?" Blue sagte as he approached us,along with the other present members of our group "we'll Mitmachen you! okay guys! go to your practice partners! were gonna practice!" he sagte as they,indeed,got...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 36 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 36

Mail pony

February 4, 1954

Pete: *Checks clock* It's almost seven.
Gordon: That means we can go Home soon.
Pete: Yeah, I think everypony knows that.
Gordon: *Waiting for clock to strike seven with excitement*
Metal Gloss: *Drives passenger train...

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My Favorit characters out of MLP

posted by Dudespie

10. Spike the dragon
Spike is like Twilight Sparkle's little minion. Spike has bad luck, as seen in season 4. I think spike should get better treatment from the writers

9. Celestia
Celestia is number nine because she's kinda perfect... Celestia has all the power (well, almost all of the power) and can do anything. She's mysterious and uncharted. She's only on my Liste cause she's sisters with Luna....

8. Fluttershy
Fluttershy is number eight because I can relate to a lot of her problems. Fluttershy is sweet, and I admire her kindness, plus, she's a troll.

7. Derpy!
I know Derpy isn't an official character,...

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Bartholomew Episode 2 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The train Whirl Wind was getting on was heading into Grand Central. I had to be on a train going to Albany.

Lady: Master Sword, hurry up!
Master Sword: I'm getting on. *Gets on*
Lady: *Drives train*
Bartholomew: If Master Sword likes the new worker, I could help him ask her out on a date.
Henrietta: *Walks up to Bartholomew* I believe we haven't met before.
Bartholomew: The CEO of this line told me about you. They showed me your picture, but they didn't tell me your name.
Henrietta: It's Henrietta.
Bartholomew: And you're my boss?
Henrietta: Yes.
Bartholomew: I didn't think mares could be the boss...

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MLP Roleplaying Shenanigans

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Starring me, and Totaldramafan60 along with others that will be mentioned in certain scenes.

Our first scene is from Equestria: 60's Are Fun. I wanted this scene to be about a fun party, where everypony was having a good time, but TDF60 had other plans.

Cupcake: (Comes out of nowhere) I live with my two bestest Friends named Dark Moon and Minty Fresh!
Jordan: That's great Cupcake.
Dark: Minty, cupcake shouldn't be here, if she wants to try beer, she'll die of craziness.(Smiles) I'd acutally like that.
Jordan: Now I see why your name is Dark. What's the Weiter song going to be? Ah, I got it. *Plays...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: Return To Ponyville Part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Twilight arrived at the facility.

Griffons: *Standing Von front door outside of facility*
Twilight: *Lands* Are Du da griffons that have to be on the death egg?
Griffon 5: Yes. Where is it?
Twilight: We fly south for a few miles, and we'll get there.
Griffon 6: How long do we have to fly for?
Twilight: No Mehr than five miles.
Griffon 2: Then let's get going.
Applejack: *Flying airplane*
Griffon 7: *Sees airplane* That plane has Nazi markings.
Twilight: *Looking in cockpit* applejack is flying that plane!
Griffon 4: Who?
Twilight: Somepony that betrayed me. *grabs rocket launcher*
Applejack: *Lands...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: Return To Ponyville Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Japa The Nese

We saved Rarity, and were now planning to escape from the Japanese Mafia.

Sean: *Gives Rarity a pistol* Grab a rifle. We're gonna tear this place apart.
Rarity: *Grabs rifle*
Sean: Dash, signal the strike team.
Rainbow Dash: *Gives signal*
Pony Alliance Pilots: *Dropping bombs*
Sean: Let's go. *Running towards explosion*
Japanese Ponies: *Running towards Sean* Shoot them!
Sean: *shoots japanese ponies*
Japa The Nese: What is happening?
Japanese Pony60: Those ponies, and hedgehog we were supposed to kirr are escaping.
Japa The Nese: Then stop them!
Sean: We got to find a boat, any boat!
Rarity: I think...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: Return To Ponyville part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Title screen! Yay! :D

A not so long time Vor in a world ruled Von ponies

Theme song: link

HEDGEHOG IN PONYVILLE

Episode XI

Return To Ponyville

Discord has taken over the Prisoner Of War camp where I was sent, with regenbogen Dash, Princess Celestia, and many other ponies.

However, the Nazi Forces were planning on making a Weltraum station, called the Death Egg, and they needed Mehr money to finish building this death defying Weltraum station.

To make Mehr money, they ordered Discord to sell me, and the other prisoners to a gangster called Japa the Nese, and let Discord keep half the money.

In the atlantic ocean, an aircraft carrier...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 34 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Pete was interviewed next.

TV Pony: Hello, my name is Jack Jackson. What's yours?
Pete: Pete Reimer.
TV Pony: How old are you?
Pete: Forty three.
TV Pony: And how long have Du worked on the U.P?
Pete: Twenty one years.
TV Pony: What do Du think of this railroad?
Pete: I really do like it here. Many of the ponies I get to work with are kind, and very hard workers.
TV Pony: Is there anything Du dislike about this railroad?
Pete: The rest of my workers, that try to get fired on purpose, oder just don't care about anything.
TV Pony: Is there anything you've adjusted to over the past twenty one...

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Awesome pony pics

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Source: EQD, joyreactor

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Bartholomew Episode 1 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Master Sword

A pony named Master Sword was the conductor of the train Bartholomew was going to drive.

Master Sword: All aboard!
Lady: *Blows whistle twice*
Signal Pony: *turns signal green*
Lady: *drives train* Du know what this engine is we're driving?
Bartholomew: A 4-8-4?
Lady: Yeah, but we call them Neighagaras. We have 25 of them, and they're named after the Neighagara falls.
Bartholomew: Beautiful.

The train was gathering Mehr speed as it left Harmon.

Bartholomew: *Sees station* What kind of trains stop there?
Lady: Only commuter trains. Some passengers take the train there into Grand Central, and then...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 33 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

DM&IR Yellowstone

Meanwhile, on the Duluth Missabe & Iron Range railroad.

Louis: What has been bothering Du my friend?
Worker: Our yellowstones are very powerful locomotives. However, our boss wants to scrap them all, and have diesels replace them.
Louis: That's a shame, but Du know it has to be done.
Worker: I don't want it to happen though! I understand that the pollution is bad, but that's the only problem with that locomotive.

The phone rings.

Louis: Wait here, *goes to phone, and picks up* Hello, this is The British Mexican. How may I help you?
Pete: Louis? It's Pete.
Louis: Hello Pete. What can I help...

Swimming Pool

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Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!

Crystal KISS

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Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!

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The Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Bob, and Emily returned home.

Emily: Well, that was a fun cruise.
Bob: *Being sarcastic* Yeah, especially the part where Zufällig ponies ask for Zufällig items.
Emily: Perhaps some TV might help you. *Turns on TV* Let's see what's on.
TV Pony: Walt Disney has gone bankrupt creating the movie Frozen, which turned out to be the worst animated film ever.
Emily: Enjoy that, I'm gonna go get groceries. *Leaves apartment*
Bob: Yeah, but I'm not watching a review about some stupid cartoon that nopony likes. *Changes channel*

Ponies On The Rails came on the television

Gordon: *Loading baggage on train*
Pete:...

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The Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After lunch, Bob went in his room to relax, while Emily, and a few other ponies went on a scavenger hunt around the ship. Soon, Bob heard somepony knocking on his door.

Bob: Come in.
Mildred: *Comes in* I need your help with something.
Bob: What's the matter?
Mildred: It's Burt. He's been bothering me since we came here. I told him not to call me mum, but he got angry with me.
Bob: He didn't try to hurt you, did he?
Mildred: No, but he's probably looking for me, and then he'll hurt me.
Bob: I'll make sure he doesn't hurt you.
Random Pony: *Knocking on door*
Mildred: That's probably him!
Bob: *Opens...

Roar PMV

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The Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Previously, Bob was on a luxury cruise liner with Emily, his wife. On that cruise, they met two ponies named Burt, and Mildred.

Burt: Du know what I like to get all the time?
Bob: Potatoes?
Burt: No, that's the Irish. I like to get the salad.
Mildred: And I get steak.
Burt: Maybe, this time Du should have the salat with me mum.
Emily: salat sounds nice.
Bob: I have to agree with Mildred, the steak sounds good.
Waiter: May I take your orders.
Burt: Me, and mum will have a salad.
Mildred: Don't be daft Burt, I can order for myself. Let me have a steak.
Waiter: Okay. *Writing down orders* And...