posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con was stuck on the cable car, as it was heading toward some ponies that wanted him dead.
Fenix: Con! On here!
korean pony77: *shoots at helicopters*
Con: Get outta here, I have something else in mind *jumps off cable car*
Con: *teleports at Rareesa's house* oh jeez.
Koreans, and swedish ponies were at Rareesa's house. They had no idea Con was there, so he got in his car, and left just when he got a phone call
P: Where are you?
Con: Making sure S's equipment doesn't get stolen. Discord is dead, but I gotta go find Rareesa.
Rareesa: *appears in Con's car* Drive as fast as Du can!
Con: I gotta go *floors it*
korean ponies: *follow in other cars*
Con: What did Du do?
Rareesa: The helicopters were getting shot down, and I left.
Con: Du just abandoned the germans?!
Rareesa: I made them invincible for 5 minutes.
Con: Oh thank Celestia. We need to escape these ponies now!
koreans: *shoot at Con*
Con: I wanna try something *drops grenades*
koreans: *blow up*
Rareesa: So much for them.
swedish leader: But Du forgot about us.
Con: *teleports into Ponyville raceway*
swedish pony56: *steals racecar*
Con: *shoots other race cars* That should block his path, and make him go into that lake.
swedish pony56: *hits other cars* No! I'm in the lake
swedish leader: great! *shoots at Con*
Con: *turns left*
Rareesa: What are Du doing?
Con: Blowing him away *shoots missile*
swedish leader: AAaAAAAAAAAAAAAHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! *dies*
Con: *teleports off race track*
Rareesa: That was cool.
Con: thanks *repairs car*
Fenix: Rareesa! thank Du for making us invincible.
Rareesa: It was the least I could do, since Du were about to die.
Con: *laughs* Du know Rareesa, I've been thinking..
Con: I know we've only known each other for less then two weeks, but..
Rareesa: But what?
Con: I Liebe you. I know I'll never find another mare like you. Will Du marry me?
Rareesa: *kisses Con* Du mean it?
So it was settled, Con & Rareesa got married the Weiter day, and the two were cruising down a road in Con's Corvette.
Con: I got a week's leave, so I'll hang with Du until I have to go.
Rareesa: I'm planning on joining the C.I.E.
Con: Du are? What about M.I.6?
Rareesa: Forget them, you're not in it.
Con: *stops car*
Rareesa: *grabs flower* Liebe me
Con: I already do
Rareesa: Infuriate me.
Con: I would never!
Con: In.. In a great honeymoon.
While the married coupled were kissing, Con was in for a surprise.
Korean mare: *driving by* Is that?
Discord: *shoots at Con*
Con: It's Discord! *gets into car* Discord.
Rareesa was killed, and Con tried to bring her back to life, but his horn was broken. Discord shot it. And 0007 swore to get revenge on the asshole that just killed his wife.
Con Mane will return in Diamond Tiara's Are Forever