At Canterlot

P: There Du are Con. I have a mission for Du to do.
Con: What is it?
P: I need Du to stop the Mexicans from destroying non mexican cities with a satellite named Golden Iris.
Con: Ok I'm on it.
P: Go see S before Du leave. He has some stuff to Zeigen you.
Con: *walks toward gadget developing area*
Moneybit: Still wrecking exotics Mr. Mane?
Con: Only if I have to.
Moneybit: S is ready to see Du now.
Con: Hey S. Sorry about your leg.
S: What for?
Con: Du broke it and-
S: *shoots missile*
Con: :O
S: Let me Zeigen Du your new vehicle. Meuzda Derpy, the perfect vehicle for the mission Du will be doing.
Con: What did Du install?
S: Nothing. Except for a radar system. Self destruct system, and turbo boost. Now this I really like, behind the headlights are stinger missiles.
Con: Perfect. Just what I need to get people outta the way.
S: No Con. Du have a license to murder, not to break the roadlaws.
Con: What else is there?
S: A pen
Con: What does this do?
S: Hit the button three times, and it will explode. And to prevent it from exploding Du hit it three Mehr times.
Con: I could use it like a grenade.
S: Yeah. First you're going into Mexico, then when Du come back Du can take all this.
Con: *grabs gem sandwich*
S: DONT TOUCH THAT! that's my lunch.

Con arrived in Mexico Von airplane. He would meet up with an M.I.3 agent, and they would destroy Golden Iris.