With Nikki and Score.........
Score: Hmmm....I wonder where's Azura...
Nikki: Probably she's wandering around, exploring.
Score: Yea..
Nikki: (picks up a stick) Am never forgiving that hag....
Score: Yea, I remember that time like it happened yesterday.....
~~~FlashBack of what happened~~~
(Nikki, Score, and Pacifica are fillies in school)
Nikki: Hey Score, would y'all like to play a game of soccer?
Score: Sure! Lets ask Pacifica If she wants to play!
Nikki: Okay!
Score: Hey Pacifica!
Pacifica: What do Du want Morons?
Nikki: Would Du like to play Fußball with us?
Pacifica: With a dumb Cowgirl, and Stupid Tomboy? No thank you.
Score: But it'll be lots of fun!
Pacifica: Fun?! HAHA! Du call that fun?!?! HAHAHA!
Nikki: Why are Du laughing?
Pacifica: Well let's see, 2 dumb blank Flanks, soccer, and You.
Nikki: me? Why me?
Pacifica: Cause I hate YOU!
Score: ( Accidentally throws mud at her) oops! I'm so sorry Pacifica!
Pacifica: AHHHH! Dirt! DIRT!! Somepony Help! *faints*
Nikki: She's such a Drama Queen.
(Suddenly Teacher comes)
Teacher: What in Equestria did Du fillies do to her?!
Score: W-We didn't do nothing Ms. Keen
Pacifica: *wakes up* Oh teacher! Thanks goodness your here!
Teacher: What happened Pacifica?!
Pacifica: Those 2 girls made fun of me, and pushed me, and then Nikki slapped me, and then Score punched me! *fake cries*
Teacher: Oh Pacifica, are Du okay?
Pacifica: I guess....
After that all the ponies were scared of Nikki and Score, The principal decided to Expell Nikki and Score from the School.
~~~End of FlashBack~~~~
Score: *Shivers*
Nikki: (picks up stick)
Score:(picks up stick) so what do Du wanna talk about?
Nikki: Ah don't know..
Score: How about we-
Suddenly, the ground starts to shake, all the leaves from the trees turn black, and the sticks Nikki and Score had breaks in pieces. And suddenly, Evil Discord appears in a chair laughing.
Score: Grrrrr....DISCORD!
Discord: Helloooooo. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Nikki: What's so funny?
Discord: I just can't believe Du guys invented "New" elements HA!
Score: What do Du want from us Discord?!
Discord: Y'know Score? Du look way better without a horn
Score: What do Du mean?
Nikki: SCORE DUCK!
Score: huh?
Discord: (makes disappear her Horn)
Score: My HORN!!!
Nikki: *rolls eyes*
Discord: Oh how I Liebe watching ponies being tortured!
Nikki: *whispers* Score, Whatever he says to you, don't listen to him, got it?
Score: Got it!
Discord: Now, (grabs Nikki's own rope and ties her up)
Nikki: Remember what ah sagte Score!
Discord: ugh! (Covers Nikki's mouth with tape)
Nikki: MMMMMNNNMNMG!!!!
Discord: Listen Score, I got some important news to te-
Score: Du shut your little pipe hole and let my friend go!
Discord: Chill out.
Score: Grrrrrr...
Discord: Look into my eyes, Du are really getting sleepy, are Du hypnotized Von those secrets that your keeping?
Score: No...No...No..NOOOO!!!! (Eyes turn black)
Discord: Now listen Score, I know everything about, you. Your the element of Faithness. Wouldn't it be better to not be faithful? Don't Du like being a loner? Von the time a snap, Du will not Liebe anypony, Du will not talk to anypony unless they ask Du something. (Snaps)
Score: *turns Grey* huh?
Discord: Hey there score!
Score: Whatever Moron
Nikki: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGG!!!
Discord: Bwahahahaha! Now with Du Nikki!
Nikki: NNNNNNNGG!!!!!
To be continued.........
Score: Hmmm....I wonder where's Azura...
Nikki: Probably she's wandering around, exploring.
Score: Yea..
Nikki: (picks up a stick) Am never forgiving that hag....
Score: Yea, I remember that time like it happened yesterday.....
~~~FlashBack of what happened~~~
(Nikki, Score, and Pacifica are fillies in school)
Nikki: Hey Score, would y'all like to play a game of soccer?
Score: Sure! Lets ask Pacifica If she wants to play!
Nikki: Okay!
Score: Hey Pacifica!
Pacifica: What do Du want Morons?
Nikki: Would Du like to play Fußball with us?
Pacifica: With a dumb Cowgirl, and Stupid Tomboy? No thank you.
Score: But it'll be lots of fun!
Pacifica: Fun?! HAHA! Du call that fun?!?! HAHAHA!
Nikki: Why are Du laughing?
Pacifica: Well let's see, 2 dumb blank Flanks, soccer, and You.
Nikki: me? Why me?
Pacifica: Cause I hate YOU!
Score: ( Accidentally throws mud at her) oops! I'm so sorry Pacifica!
Pacifica: AHHHH! Dirt! DIRT!! Somepony Help! *faints*
Nikki: She's such a Drama Queen.
(Suddenly Teacher comes)
Teacher: What in Equestria did Du fillies do to her?!
Score: W-We didn't do nothing Ms. Keen
Pacifica: *wakes up* Oh teacher! Thanks goodness your here!
Teacher: What happened Pacifica?!
Pacifica: Those 2 girls made fun of me, and pushed me, and then Nikki slapped me, and then Score punched me! *fake cries*
Teacher: Oh Pacifica, are Du okay?
Pacifica: I guess....
After that all the ponies were scared of Nikki and Score, The principal decided to Expell Nikki and Score from the School.
~~~End of FlashBack~~~~
Score: *Shivers*
Nikki: (picks up stick)
Score:(picks up stick) so what do Du wanna talk about?
Nikki: Ah don't know..
Score: How about we-
Suddenly, the ground starts to shake, all the leaves from the trees turn black, and the sticks Nikki and Score had breaks in pieces. And suddenly, Evil Discord appears in a chair laughing.
Score: Grrrrr....DISCORD!
Discord: Helloooooo. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Nikki: What's so funny?
Discord: I just can't believe Du guys invented "New" elements HA!
Score: What do Du want from us Discord?!
Discord: Y'know Score? Du look way better without a horn
Score: What do Du mean?
Nikki: SCORE DUCK!
Score: huh?
Discord: (makes disappear her Horn)
Score: My HORN!!!
Nikki: *rolls eyes*
Discord: Oh how I Liebe watching ponies being tortured!
Nikki: *whispers* Score, Whatever he says to you, don't listen to him, got it?
Score: Got it!
Discord: Now, (grabs Nikki's own rope and ties her up)
Nikki: Remember what ah sagte Score!
Discord: ugh! (Covers Nikki's mouth with tape)
Nikki: MMMMMNNNMNMG!!!!
Discord: Listen Score, I got some important news to te-
Score: Du shut your little pipe hole and let my friend go!
Discord: Chill out.
Score: Grrrrrr...
Discord: Look into my eyes, Du are really getting sleepy, are Du hypnotized Von those secrets that your keeping?
Score: No...No...No..NOOOO!!!! (Eyes turn black)
Discord: Now listen Score, I know everything about, you. Your the element of Faithness. Wouldn't it be better to not be faithful? Don't Du like being a loner? Von the time a snap, Du will not Liebe anypony, Du will not talk to anypony unless they ask Du something. (Snaps)
Score: *turns Grey* huh?
Discord: Hey there score!
Score: Whatever Moron
Nikki: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGG!!!
Discord: Bwahahahaha! Now with Du Nikki!
Nikki: NNNNNNNGG!!!!!
To be continued.........
applejack as Rorshach,
Fluttershy as Nite owl II,
Pinkie Pie as The Comedian,
Twilight Sparkle as Dr.Manhattan,
regenbogen dash as Ozymandias, and
Rarity as Silk Spectre II.
Excerpt from chapter one:
Rorshach: Dog carcass in an alley way this morning, hoove track on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me, I have seen it`s true face. The streets are extended gutters, and the drains are full of blood and when the gutters finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up around their waists, and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!!!" and I`ll whisper "neigh"