While Applebloom and Sweetie Belle were running towards their clubhouse (With Scootaloo flying above them)someone tripped them. "What was that?" Sweetie Belle asked. Then Diamond Tiara showed up out of nowhere, and snatched the paper away from Applebloom. "What's this?" She asked. Silverspoon was standing Weiter to Tiara sticking her tongue out at Scootaloo for not getting tripped. "Santa Claus?" Tiara finally said, "Who the hell is that?" "It says Pinkie Pie wrote it." Silverspoon replied. "What a lame name." Tiara said. This made Applebloom mad, "Shut up! Pinkie Pie is a cool pony, and I'll tell her that Du stahl, stola her song from me." Sweetie Belle used her magic to take the song from Diamond Tiara, and get her stuck in the ground. "AH! Silverspoon, get me out of here!" Tiara said. With that the cutie mark crusaders were off heading to there clubhouse.
Pinkie Pie was making snow angles, and she saw Derpy flying by. "Hi Derpy," Pinkie said, "I made some snow angles." Derpy looked and said, "Thats cool Pinkie Pie." Then she dropped a ten pound dumbell from her mailbag while she wasn't looking. It landed on Rarity while she watched Pinkie making snow angles. "Bloody hell Derpy, watch what your doing!" She shouted. "Whaaaat?" Derpy asked, because she didn't hear Rarity. "Oh forget it!" Rarity sagte walking back to her house to redo her make-up after it got ruined from the weight Derpy dropped. regenbogen Dash soon arrived. She looked like someone beat her up, but she was just working very hard kicking clouds. "The wind was moving them so fast even I had a hard time keeping up with them." Dash exclaimed, "I even had to do a sonic rainboom just to get one." "Must have been a dream Du had." Pinkie replied. Dash was infuriated, "I'm not! If it's Discord, I'm going to break his neck." Then two fillies walked up. They looked a little nervous, but asked which one of them was Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie was making snow angles, and she saw Derpy flying by. "Hi Derpy," Pinkie said, "I made some snow angles." Derpy looked and said, "Thats cool Pinkie Pie." Then she dropped a ten pound dumbell from her mailbag while she wasn't looking. It landed on Rarity while she watched Pinkie making snow angles. "Bloody hell Derpy, watch what your doing!" She shouted. "Whaaaat?" Derpy asked, because she didn't hear Rarity. "Oh forget it!" Rarity sagte walking back to her house to redo her make-up after it got ruined from the weight Derpy dropped. regenbogen Dash soon arrived. She looked like someone beat her up, but she was just working very hard kicking clouds. "The wind was moving them so fast even I had a hard time keeping up with them." Dash exclaimed, "I even had to do a sonic rainboom just to get one." "Must have been a dream Du had." Pinkie replied. Dash was infuriated, "I'm not! If it's Discord, I'm going to break his neck." Then two fillies walked up. They looked a little nervous, but asked which one of them was Pinkie Pie.
applejack as Rorshach,
Fluttershy as Nite owl II,
Pinkie Pie as The Comedian,
Twilight Sparkle as Dr.Manhattan,
regenbogen dash as Ozymandias, and
Rarity as Silk Spectre II.
Excerpt from chapter one:
Rorshach: Dog carcass in an alley way this morning, hoove track on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me, I have seen it`s true face. The streets are extended gutters, and the drains are full of blood and when the gutters finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up around their waists, and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!!!" and I`ll whisper "neigh"
filly rarity: Hey u can't do that!!!
Discord: i just did!
Discord: fluttershy i know u will be crying after this!!
Fluttershy: i no i won't u big dumb MEANIE!!!!!!
Discord: oopsie (makes fluttershy be a filly)
filly fluttershy: Hey!!!! (crys)
Discord: regenbogen dash u have 2 choices 1 i make u be a filly. 2 i kill u what will it be?
Rainbow: none!!!
Discord: oh well i picked for u! (makes regenbogen a filly)
filly dash: Hey u can't do that! (kicks Discord)
Discord: (kicks regenbogen back)
Discord: Now that i got u all u have a timer for how long u have to be a filly forever!!!!!!!!!
to be continued.................