Pinkamena Diane Pie,
Du can call her Pinkie Pie.
She had a bright cute smile
and yet inside she was so vile.
Her landlords were bakers who made life sweet
and in their basement she kept a secret.
She kidnapped her Friends one-by-one,
and in her basement they became undone.
Hearts and lungs filled with helium,
Intestine streamers, snd hideous taxidermies formed part of its gruesome decorum.
Dismembered bodies and bloody walls
Proved Pinkie's friends' great falls.
Live insects were shoved down their throat
If they dared to scream,
While those who cussed at her had their tounges
Ripped out at the seam.
At the tables where her friends' severed heads with a zest,
With their eyes shut as if they were at rest.
Pinkamena enjoyed flaying her Friends alive,
She simply loved ending their lives with strife.
With their Skins she made a dress,
But it was not made to impress.
She made a halskette out of eyes
And a long scarf out of sewed esophagi.
Out of flesh and organs she would sale and make
Tasty, chewy, scrumptious cupcakes.
In the walls, she wrote in bloody script
"Life is a Party!" as a warning if the gorey crypt.
Du can call her Pinkie Pie.
She had a bright cute smile
and yet inside she was so vile.
Her landlords were bakers who made life sweet
and in their basement she kept a secret.
She kidnapped her Friends one-by-one,
and in her basement they became undone.
Hearts and lungs filled with helium,
Intestine streamers, snd hideous taxidermies formed part of its gruesome decorum.
Dismembered bodies and bloody walls
Proved Pinkie's friends' great falls.
Live insects were shoved down their throat
If they dared to scream,
While those who cussed at her had their tounges
Ripped out at the seam.
At the tables where her friends' severed heads with a zest,
With their eyes shut as if they were at rest.
Pinkamena enjoyed flaying her Friends alive,
She simply loved ending their lives with strife.
With their Skins she made a dress,
But it was not made to impress.
She made a halskette out of eyes
And a long scarf out of sewed esophagi.
Out of flesh and organs she would sale and make
Tasty, chewy, scrumptious cupcakes.
In the walls, she wrote in bloody script
"Life is a Party!" as a warning if the gorey crypt.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Tom: *Walking down main street* Hi. I'm Tom Foolery. Ponyville was my Home for most of my life after being born in 1989. In 2016, I moved to Fillydelphia. While my career as a comedian, and actor has taken me to many different parts around the United States of Equestria, and a couple of other countries, I frequently like to come back to the place where it all began. Du want a good comedy show? Mitmachen me now, as SeanTheHedgehog Productions presents to you, my Old Stomping Grounds.
A crowd can be heard...
Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Song (Start at 0:19): link
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
How Gilda stahl, stola Christmas
Starring all MLP characters as themselves.
The story starts on a snowy Tag in Ponyville, with a bright blue sky.
Ponies: Fahoo fores dahoo dores, welcome Weihnachten bring your light. *Cutting down a tree* Fahoo fores dahoo dores. Welcome in the cold dark night. Welcome Christmas, fahoo ramus. Welcome Christmas, dahoo damus. Welcome Weihnachten while we stand. *Putting the baum up in Ponyville Square* herz to herz and hand in hand.
Song: link
Ponies:...
"Ever since Du started this band, you've been letting... little things get to you. I didn't say anything because I didn't feel like it was my place. Not when I'm so new to this friendship thing. I still have a lot to learn. But I do know that if Du don't work out even the smallest problems right at the start, the magic of friendship can be turned into something else."
"A demon. I turned into a raging she-demon."
"I don't know. I mean, these girls, they were... There was something off about them."
" I don't think anyone is supposed to have all the answers. But Du can count on your friends... to help Du find them."
"I have an idea how we can get in touch with Princess Twilight!"
"None taken. Heh, I'm used to it."
"A demon. I turned into a raging she-demon."
"I don't know. I mean, these girls, they were... There was something off about them."
" I don't think anyone is supposed to have all the answers. But Du can count on your friends... to help Du find them."
"I have an idea how we can get in touch with Princess Twilight!"
"None taken. Heh, I'm used to it."
so as we all know, because FiM ended its run last October, Hasbro decided to pull the plug on Equestria Girls too.... without even bothering to giving it a proper close. 'cause Holidays Unwrapped sure as hell ain't no finale (not even close).
but the Frage is: did EqG really deserve to be cancelled like that? my answer: no. say what Du want about how Hasbro treated this spin-off franchise during its lifetime, but to me personally, i think EqG had a shot at having a real conclusion (and to an extent, even a great one). there still were a lotta Nicht beantwortet Fragen and stories to be told here. EqG might've just been a spin-off, but i say it still had potential. i mean, it was definitely better than the shit we got now (lookin' at you, pony Life!).
but at the end of the day, Hasbro is the big boss. if they want something to end, there's nothing that can stop them. so, as much as it sucked to see get cancelled so abruptly, it was the final decision.
but the Frage is: did EqG really deserve to be cancelled like that? my answer: no. say what Du want about how Hasbro treated this spin-off franchise during its lifetime, but to me personally, i think EqG had a shot at having a real conclusion (and to an extent, even a great one). there still were a lotta Nicht beantwortet Fragen and stories to be told here. EqG might've just been a spin-off, but i say it still had potential. i mean, it was definitely better than the shit we got now (lookin' at you, pony Life!).
but at the end of the day, Hasbro is the big boss. if they want something to end, there's nothing that can stop them. so, as much as it sucked to see get cancelled so abruptly, it was the final decision.
