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posted by pikachu700

me: *walking with my dog but all the sudden sniffs something*
*walks nerby a factory*
me: Don't go in there dog there might be something in there
Dog: *TOO late*
(sees pony in factory)
DOG: *Chases her*
me: DOGGY NUUUU
me: oh that devil *aculal name* Running off like that i wonder what she saw this factory looks like it hasn't been used forever well, she's not comeing out on her own... i'd better go find her
*goes inside*
*door locks itself*
me: WTF *trys to open it but door knobe broke*
*sees Devil (my dog)* *door closes*
me: *opens door* *sees bloody pony right in front of door*
me: OMFG *slams door*
*grabs lighter and walks around*
Me: Man this place is old
*founds key*
me: i wonder where it goes?
*opens door where my dog is*
me: its clear
*sees dog not there*
me: ugh
*opens 2th door* alright it looks...*
*pony grabs my hand*
me: OMGOMGOMGOMOG
*lets go*
me: *falls back* wtf was that!
*opens 2th door again*
me: is it clear?..... yus it is
*goes into dark hall*
to be continued

tailsfan111, spongefan612 and 1 other like this

pikachu700 any mean comments will be reported and btflash will not comment on this

Tatyana_evthing wow thats seems like interesting when are you gonna write the 2nd half??

RocksLikePie Omg I have play Ju-On the grude I nearly had a heart attack

btflash Ok, i won't comment on this Oh, wait, I just commented on this. Oh, wait, I just commented on this by saying that I commented on this. Oh, wait, I just commented on this by saying that I commented on this by saying that I commented on this. Oh, wait, I just commented on this by saying that I commented on this by saying that I commented on this by saying that I commented on this. *keeps this going 100 more times* MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!

shadirby ...I'm not ready to get reported. Mais, oh mon dieu ... pourquoi? Juste pourquoi?

whiteclaw Seriously?! Btflash can comment on whatever he wants, who are you to tell him what to do?! Maybe you should learn something for once.

btflash What IS Ju-On the Gruge, anyway?

makorra327 wait and see -@btflash!

spongefan612 This is funny. Ju-on the grudge with ponies x3

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Gran Turismo Episode 10 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

What to expect in this episode.

Tim: Those two keep getting away from us Captain. We need to expand our jurisdiction to Canterlot.
Captain Jefferson: Do Du know how difficult that is?
Tim: I understand, but when the suspects get out of Gran Turismo, neither the State Troopers, oder CHP can get prepared in time.

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Stargazer: *Holding $500 in front of Black Tuesday* Look at all of this money.
Black Tuesday: That's not a lot.
Stargazer: Maybe so, but if we keep doing what we just did, we'll get Mehr of this.

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Toby: The stallions know where to go, and when.
Tim: Why don't we use that to our advantage?...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 115 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: February 17, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:09 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Orion was on his way back to Cheyenne from Denver, after delivering the Iron Ore, and steel. Now the freight cars on his train are empty.

Orion: The adventure never seems to end for those freight cars. They just keep going all over the place, and.. What the fuck am I talking about?
Audience: *Laughing*
Orion: *Going down Sherman Hill* Okay, time for my plan.
Mirage: *Backing three diesels onto a freight train*
Dan: *Walking to Mirage's train*
Mike: Where are Du two heading?
Dan: Westbound, to Greeley.
Mirage:...

Gran Turismo Episode 9 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song (Start at 1:39): link

Blue: *Enters Gran Turismo*
State Trooper Pony: All units, State Troopers, and Gran Turismo Police Department, Blue Fedora, and Aqua Marine are at it again. Southbound, black Pontiac, Ida, 2, 4, Edward, King, Sam.
Two Undercover Police Ponies: *Driving Impalas*
Undercover Police Pony: Ten-4, we're joining the pursuit.
Tim: *Next to Julia as she drives the M4* GT24 to units chasing Blue, and Aqua, what's your location?
State Trooper Pony: Main Street.
Julia: *Drives*
Tim: Ten-4, joining pursuit from Local Consideration.
Aqua: *Holding a Glock pistol* Turn left at that intersection....

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Gran Turismo Episode 9 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Julia was driving the M4 Police car, patrolling the Round Freeway, with Tim sitting Weiter to her.

Tim: Did Dan tell Du the bad news?
Julia: Dan hasn't spoken to me in two days. What happened?
Tim: He, and his partners were pulled out of the Blue Fedora, and Aqua Marine case.
Julia: They must be upset about it.
Tim: Yeah. It was because of something Andy did. He shot a pony when he wasn't supposed to.
Julia: Why? What was the other pony doing?
Tim: He was just visiting a friend, and was taking some things with him. Some apples, a carrot, and he borrowed a PS2 controller, because his wasn't working....

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Project GATE Episode 4

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Void - Du wanted to meet me.
Dan - Yes. Do Du know what holds Valkyries core?
Void - Same as old PCS is SLS.
Dan - Saftey Lock System... So safe, sicher that it can be open. We called it overlock.
Void - So?
Dan - Use it too long and Du simply die.

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???
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Nyx - Hmmm... Du smell it. The storm is coming.
Blaze - Yes *looks over him* Butyful.
Nyx - So my dear. *looks in he eyes* It's time to interrupt their fun event.

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operation shadow raid
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Dan - Phase 3 end. Phase 4.
Void - Let-
Blaze - Well well well.
-Blaze shows in same Valkyrie but black and red colored-
Blaze - *shoots something to the ground as it...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 114 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: February 14, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 9:46 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Ponies: *Listening to the loudspeaker at the station*
Loudspeaker Pony: Attention all passengers, happy Valentines Day. The Weiter train arriving is The City Of Denver. It's really big, so make sure it doesn't hit you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hawkeye: *Kissing Metal Gloss as he drives a freight train out of the yard*
Metal Gloss: I feel so warm.
Hawkeye: Your face is red. Perhaps it's something I did.
Metal Gloss: Oh, no the heater is too high. *Lowers the temperature on the heater*
Audience: *Laughing*

Snowflake...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 114 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: February 9, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:16 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete: *In his office* Why, are we back here? Go follow Stylo, I know what he's doing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: I wish him good luck too.

Song: link

Two days later at a bar

Stylo: *Drunk, resting his head on the counter in front of him* Oh fuck!!!
Pony 85: *Arrives* Hey.
Stylo: *Picks up his head, and looks at the pony to his right*
Pony 85: I've heard of you.
Stylo: I'm sure Du have, now if Du don't mind, I'm trying to have a hangover.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pony 85: Somepony named Pierce Hawkins told me about you....

My Little Pony: Zombies Part 16

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Round 17 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: Okay, here's what we're going to do. *Loses connection*

Rainbow Dash has left the game

Pinkie Pie: I like that idea. Let's do nothing.
Twilight: She rost connection. It's up to us.
Pinkie Pie: Right Du are Twilight. Let's go use the teleporter.

As they were running, twelve zombies started to chase them.

Twilight: *Throws a monkey*
Monkey: That tickles. *Lands between the horde of zombies*
Zombies: *Staying around the monkey*
Monkey: *Kills the zombies* Better luck Weiter time zombies.
Twilight: Du give me great honor.
Pinkie Pie: *Turns on the teleporter, and plants...

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Project GATE Episode 1

posted by SomeoneButNoone

"They sagte to colonise the orther world. Noone knew it would end with millions of dead. Officials say that they can be heated as new generation of PCS come out under new name : Valkyries. These one are bigger, in size of typical Ponyville building and are created on look of human. Ponies enlist to army to take on monsters on orther side of gate, where -60 C cold wildness meet them."

Dan - Du will not fall back from battlefield!

SomeoneButNoone presents.

Dan - Squadron V-2 are present :

The newest project.

Dan - V-1.1 Captain-Liberator Void V-1.2 Sekunde Lieutenant Snowflake.

And the main project...

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My Little Pony: Zombies Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Round 8 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: *Sees a green light on the map* The mystery box is on the bottom left portion of this map.
Applejack: What are we waitin' for? Let's buy some guns.

Lead Von regenbogen Dash, the ponies ran up the aisle, heading towards the room they started in, and turned right, to buy the Weiter room.

Pinkie Pie: Okay, time for one of Du to buy the door now.
Applejack: No Pinkie, Du do it. Du have enough points to buy both this door, and a gun from the mystery box.
Pinkie Pie: Do not argue with your leader, and buy the door! One of you!
Rainbow Dash: I'll be the mature pony, and buy...

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My Little Pony: Zombies Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Round 7 is beginning

Pinkie Pie: *Gets into the teleporter with everypony else* Now remember, we won't use the teleporter until a zombie gets near us. That way, we can kill it with the lightning that comes out.
Twilight: Rightning?
Pinkie Pie: Das is correct.
Zombies: *Appearing from barriers*

The theater started to shake.

Rainbow Dash: Uh-oh. I think we got some new Friends coming to Mitmachen the party.
Applejack: *Shoots a zombie* Du see what happens when Du touch Applejack?
Rainbow Dash: But he didn't even touch you.
Applejack: Exactly.
Pinkie Pie: *Sees a zombie getting very close* Now! *Uses the...

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Project VOID Episode 6

posted by SomeoneButNoone

>>>rebooting system
...
...
...
>>>>Error<<<<<

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Equestrian Labs.
00:05
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Steven - *reads papers* Mhm... I see... Alright *drops paper* Alright... Dan left Du unfinished. Time to polish you.

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1 Stunde later*
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Steven - OK
Scientist #1 - *gives half mechanic herz to Steven*
Steven - *puts herz inside* Du will feel great... And be allowed to use over-trance.
Scientist #2 - We are ready for additional repairments.
Steven - Splendid! Let's start right away!

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4 hours later
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Void - *wakes up* where.. I am?
Steven - Welcome! Du were dead for one year.
Void - Dead......

Awesome pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: EQD, joyreactor

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The Heist : Episode 9

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Joel - Du guys know there is way to clear my account. Pilot!
Pilot - Aye?
Joel - To FBI HQ!
Pilot - Yes sir.
Joel - *wears Kevlar* Those prison clothes are uncomfortable.
Steven - What's the plan?
Damien - Yeah...
Joel - Arson. We burn the hall and take server with my data and break it.
Damien - Sounds easy.
Joel - Oi... Nothing is easy...

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After action - safehouse
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Joel - Woo good to be free.
Damien - Du talk like Du were there for ages but it wasn't even 12 hours.
Steven - Heh...
Joel - Give me a break..

Dimitri - Good job boys. Your debts were paid... Good luck in your life!
FI - Well guys first...

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The Heist : Episode 6

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Dimitri - Do Du liked the mares I sender to you? They didn't wanted it but with some money... Du guys live like kings in the penthouse I bought for you. But it's action time. Time to work on the work. I left Du some heavy armor to wear. Du gonna go with truck as watch dogs. If anyone will try to steal it kill them. If police gonna check the truck kill them. Money need some laundry so Du know. Anyway that's pretty much this.
FI - Heard the old pony. Sit there and don't Bewegen an inch and everything will be OKAY.

Damien - Eh it takes long to get there.
Steven - Yeah...
Joel - Hey new how is it...

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The Heist : Episode 5

posted by SomeoneButNoone

FI - Gentelmans we will Bewegen onto bigger shit from now.

Hour : 06:28

FI - My old informator need help, his name is Dimitri, he have Russian Mob on territories of Ponyville and Canterlot, we are doing job for him.

Location : Canterlot

FI - Some Ponies started stealing his cocaine and use it in their little ghetto. Dimitri want Du to "pay them a visit" and take what his. He will reward us with money. He trusts us so don't screw it up. No police - only Du and junkies. Easy right? And it gives us enterance into Canterlot affairs.

Action Start

*Van appears at ghetto*
Junkie - What the hell.. Cops or...

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Gran Turismo Episode 7 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It was 8:57 PM when Tim arrived at the green house Weiter to the train station. There, he would visit Brielle.

Tim: *Walks to the front door* I wonder how she's able to answer the door. *Rings the door bell*

The whole house vibrated from the glocke being rung.

Tim: Guess that Antwort my question.
Brielle: *Opens the door while holding a piece of paper that says hello*

Song (Start at 0:15): link

Meanwhile on Malpaso Avenue, disaster struck

Pony: *Driving a Mitsubishi in the dark*
Deer: *Runs into the road*
Pony: *Brakes, but hits the deer*
Honda Pony: *Hits the Mitsubishi*
Volkswagen Pony: *Crashes...

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Saten Twist adventures S3E4 PART 3

posted by Canada24

Saten and Spike: Starlight Glimmer?

Twilight: I was sure I saw her, boys. But when I looked again, she was gone! I'm just worried what she could be up

Spike: Nothing good, I bet. I heard she wasn't very happy the last time Du saw.

Saten: (sarcastically) Du don't say.

Twilight: Look, forcing everybody in her village to have the same cutie mark wasn't right. We had to do something!

Saten: Mehr like Du had to do something.. I loved her town.

Twilight: (annoyed) No Du didn't.. Du just thought she was hot.

Saten: ... Still do.

Twilight: Well, Du won't be thinking that after she tries to kill you.

Saten:...

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Darkness - Ode to Destruction Ep. 2

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Episode 2

"The battle aginst fool"

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Darkness - Really...
Gatekeeper - Only one pony to pass this point.
Lightning - Why?
Gatekeeper - oder else another Ponies will die.......
Whiteheart - I'll go!
Darkness - Let me... I have power of creation...
Gatekeeper - Everypony else should follow me *walks*
Lightning - Watch out there... OK...
Darkness - Alright... *walks to Golden Hall*
Dan - *stands in middle of hall slightly smiling* Du couldn't play Von my rules....
Darkness - ...
Dan - Its a butyful Tag isn't it...
Darkness - ...
Dan - Du know what is special in this Hall, if someone dies he come back. Well...

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Saten Twisst Adventures S3E4 Part 2

posted by Canada24

Meanwhile, Saten Twist catches up to an unnamed stallion, near an empty building.

Saten: (angrily) Hey, buddy.. Give back Lemon's purse.

Stallion: (holding bier bottle) And why would I do tha- (Saten steals the guys bottle) Hey!

Saten: (looking at the bottle) this must of been expensive.

Stallion: Not really.. It was on sale.

Saten: Oh.. Good.. Than the only thing this will damage is your head, not to bank account.

Stallion: What Du mean my he-

Saten: Last chance to give back to purse.

Stallion: Fuck you.

Saten: I figured your say that.. (suddenly he breaks the bottle on the guys head, causing the...