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posted by StarWarsFan7
Octavia's band slowly begins to play Here Comes the Bride as everypony turns their colorful heads to Pinkie Pie, who is walking up to the alter with her father Clyde Pie Weiter to her. He is crying tears of joy while trying to rub his face with his hoof but it can't hide how much Clyde cares for his youngest daughter.

Standing in front of the alter, Discord, a Draconequus who once treated ponies like his slaves when he ruled Equestria before Princesses Celestia and Luna, smiles brightly at his fiance who is beaming at him as well.

This is the moment Discord had been waiting for. Ever since the Tag he met Pinkie Pie, the Element of Laughter, he knew she was the one. They had many things in common. One of them being laughter. Discord brought Schokolade rain to Equestria and Pinkie wanted to find out who had caused this miracle to happen.

Pinkie Pie is beautiful with her strapless sparkly snow white wedding dress on. The glass slippers her friend Rarity had made her click! every time she takes a step.

Discord had had a tough time picking a tuxedo that would actually fit his distorted body. He's a Draconequus and Discord had always feared that no one would love. That he would die alone and no one could care less.

Clyde and his daughter make it to the alter and he kisses the oben, nach oben of Pinkie's forehead, his hot tears beginning to make Pinkie cry, which wasn't her goal for her special day. Pinkie's father tips his hat towards Discord meaning take care of my little girl; Du have my blessing.

"We are gathered here today..."

Pinkie Pie doesn't listen to the pony who is going to grant them as a married couple, she only stares into Discord's crimson red eyes, and he does the same.

"... oder forever hold your peace."

"I'd like to object this wedding!"

A feminine goddess-like voice shouts. Everypony looks at Princess Celestia who is standing broadly with an angry expression on her face.

She walks closer and closer to Discord. Pinkie backs away like a small animal hiding from its predator. But Discord goes in front of his fiancee, to protect her from the harm that could be done from Celestia.

"You're pretty Merida - Legende der Highlands to Zeigen your mane back here, Tia."

Princess Celestia says nothing but only looks at Discord with pleading eyes.

"Discord, Du shouldn't be marrying a worthless Earth pony! Du should be with me!" she demands.

Pinkie Pie begins to tear up, nopony has ever called her worthless and coming from the Princess, it must be true.

"It's all right my dear, she did not mean it." Discord assures the rosa bride.

"But..." Pinkie sniffs as her groom wipes her tears with his claw.

"Why would Du marry her?! She's nothing to you! I'm the Liebe of your life!"

"Were! Du were the Liebe of my life."

The pony guests gasp and murmur to each other.

"Before Du and your sister turned me to stone!"

Princess Celestia doesn't know how to respond to her old flame's answer.

"Fine." she starts. "Get married. But Du will regret it, Discord."

And with that, Princess Celestia flies away leaving the audience gaping and waiting for the wedding to take place again.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Rice, and his gang planned to go to a parking garage. They would dump the body into the kofferraum, stamm of another car.

Rice & Mafia: *drive into garage*
Buddy: *parks outside of garage*
Ringo: *parks behind Buddy*
garage owner: *closes door*
Rice: Good work, now come over here.
garage owner: *walks to Rice* Open the kofferraum, stamm of that car.
garage owner: What are Du doing all this for?
Rice: Open the trunk!!
garage owner: *opens trunk*
Rice: Put that cop in here.
mafia: *puts Sigmund in trunk*
Rice: *locks trunk*
garage owner: *runs off*
Clint: *kills garage owner*

Meanwhile, outside the garage

Buddy: Police! Open...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Previously, Gordon was being too stupid to stop at a red signal. As a result, he was close to crashing into a train.

Gordon: *shuts eyes*
Coffee Creme: *prepares to jump*

But before Coffee Creme jumped, Gordon's train stopped. It was literally half of a centimeter close to the other train.

Coffee Creme: What happened?
Gordon: I don't know, but it's completely unacceptable. Stay here, I'll be back.
Coffee Creme: I wanna go with you.
Gordon: Stay here!! I'll be back!
Coffee Creme: *sits in chair*
Gordon; *walks to other engine* It's so hot. *turns around*
Coffee Creme: *waiting*
Gordon: *comes back*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run Von thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 4: Zeigen business

October 3, 1950

Pete: *driving train at 10 miles an hour, then stops* Hello. I'm the controller of the Union Pacific. This engine I'm driving is not only fast, but it's the world's largest engine, and can pull a train five miles long. The Union Pacific. Power in everything.
Director: Aaaaand cut!! That was excellent.
Pete: Thank...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a wonderful Tag in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering Mehr ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: Du really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot Du in the arm! Why aren't Du bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord: That's it, you're screwed! Everypony, drop...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con Mane has returned.

We begin our story in Beijing, which was violently taken over Von the koreans.

Con: *sneaks onto dock*
korean pony55: What was that?
Con: *kills pony* Mehr like who was that?
korean pony21: I'll be right back I just wanna get some cider.
Con: *sneaks toward warehouse*
korean pony21: *shoots at Con*
Con: *dodges bullets*
korean pony21: All units, we have an intruder in the warehouse!
Con: *pulls out gun* Where is that manifest?
korean leader: What do Du need the manifest for? Grenades? We made specially designed grenades to blow up an entire building. Now that Du know...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is another story with Con Mane in it. Right now he is planting explosives in a russian military base disguised as a bar.

Con Mane: Ok time to head up. *walks into bar*
Scarlet: Everytime it rains it rains pennies from heaven *eyes Con*
Con: *walks up Mehr stairs heading in the bathroom*
Russian pony: Hey. I saw Du enter the explosive room.
Con: Oh did you? *fights russian pony*
Scarlet: What are Du doing?!
Con: *throws russian into bathtub*
Russian pony: *pulls out gun*
Con: *throws Fan into tub which electrocutes the russian pony* Shocking. Positively shocking.

Mares and stallions,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con & Twilight continued to the secret base.

Twilight: Alright were here. We need to sneak in *turns invisible*
Con: *turns invisible*
Russian pony35: *enters base*
Con & Twilight: *follow russian*
Russian pony35: hm?
Twilight: *snaps russian's neck*
Russian pony45: Hold on. *walks toward Twilight*
Con: *puts silencer on gun*
Russian pony45: huh? Там есть плавающая пушка! *there's a floating gun*
Con: *shoots russian pony*
Russian pony36: Там есть плавающая пушка!
Con: *kills that russian* How many are we dealing with here?
Twilight: Man I don't know! Find...
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The Weiter Tag in school, everypony started to stare at Cadence with a nasty look. Cadence turned red of embarresment. "So ya have the guts to cone to school after calling Chrysalis a bully!" sagte a colt. Cadence got mad. "She is a bully! She is always mean to me!" she shouted out. "Oh yeah? When?!" sagte another mare. "Ummmmm.." mumbled Cadence, trying to find a lie. "Liar!" sagte a fohlen, colt as he walked away. Cadence ran to the Mares' bathroom crying, and she spotted Chrysalis in the bathroom too.

Chrysalis: Why are Du crying Cadence?
Cadence: YOU! *stands up* Du RUINED MY LIFE!
Chrysalis: *confused*...
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I am about to parachute out of an airplane with Rarity, Pinkie Pie, and regenbogen Dash. This could be interesting.

Sean: *looks out window*
Rarity: We're going to jump soon.
Sean: Why don't Du three go first?
Rarity: That's nice of you.
Pinkie Pie: Green light go!

Soon the four of us jump out of the plane deploying our parachutes, getting ready to defend Manehattan from the griffons. Back at Canterlot

Twilight: Griffons!
Fluttershy: Oh my *trembling in fear*
Celestia: Theres over a dozen of them! ATTACK!
ponies: *fire Pistolen at griffons*
griffons: *fire back* FOR GILDA!!
soldier: *shoots machine gun*
Two...
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 Toothy
Toothy
Chapter 5: talk about eye candy

it was to weeks after Pop and Cub got to Ponyville, Cub came back, none of the ponies understood the system but they were glad it existed. “i wonder who's coming today.” Flippy thought. “hmm......judging Von who has come already............either Cuddles, Giggles oder Toothy are next, too many killers have come.”

“hey Flippy, could Du help me with something?” Twilight asked.

“what is it, I was thinking of who's coming today.”

“well, someone is coming today and they want a party but Pinkie is sick.” Twilight explained.

“oh my god, with what?”...
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So this is my first pony fic! Tell me what Du think please?
“Where are we going, Twilight?” applejack asked. Twilight Sparkle ignored her friend, and plodded onward through the Evergreen Forest, oblivious to the fear emanating from her companions.

“Wh-why are we in here?” Fluttershy stammered nervously, almost forgetting to flap her wings as she hovered above the other ponies. Twilight turned to her, the exasperation clear on her face.
“I told you, I need a special root for my spells, and it only grows in the Evergreen Forest!”
Fluttershy nodded and muttered a quick “yes”, trembling....
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posted by pikachu700
Pinkie pie: what are Du doing in my bedroom *grabs chainsaw*
me: HOLY S**TIAOUNI
pinkie pie: *starts chainsaw*
me: *looks at window and gets out*
(atfer i got out i was in the forest full of wild Tiere and traps)
me: oh my!
*try to be careful over the traps and bears but got hurt Von them too much*
me: *see's a road and looks around but no cars*
oh my what if she...
(all the sudden see's a shed witch i know they are dangerous but i had to do it)
*walks into shed theres blood everywhere and hides in a hiding spot*
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 34

Slowly Changing

January 22, 1954

Since 1949, fewer ponies have been riding on passenger trains, and have decided to send nearly all goods Von truck. Despite losing passengers, and freight, The Union Pacific still had a lot of work to be done.

Hawkeye:...
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My Little Pony - Freundschaft ist Magie
posted by TotalDramaFan60
Dear Diary,

Today, I had a good adventure with my friends. The bad thing about it, though, was, somepony sagte "Let's go this way!" And I sagte "No! Let's go this way!" We were all confused and most of us didn't understand anypony, but at least I had a adventure!

From, Twilight Sparkle.

Dear Diary,
Today, I went to go with my Friends to complete a obstacle course that everypony in Ponyville had to go across. I got past it, but I didn't win the race. I wasn't in first place. I was in third place. But third wasn't last. Twelfth was, but I came in like it was first if there were twelve spots!

From, Twilight SParkle
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Lola's car
Lola's car
As Con was leaving the Opera House, a mare in a small car came.

Lola: Get in.
Con: Do I know you?
Lola: Get in!
Con: Alright. *Gets in car*
Lola: *drives* Are Du 0007?
Con: Yes. And Du are?
Lola: Lola. I need your help with something.
Con: What do Du need my help for?
Lola: To stop Yolo.
Con: Alright. *Sees telephone booth* Stop the car. I have to make a call.
Lola: *stops car*

at C.I.E headquarters

P: *Hears phone ring* Who is it?
Mr. Foust: It's 0007 sir.
P: Great. I want to give him a piece of my mind. *Picks up phone* Goddamnit Con! Du weren't supposed to kill-
Con: I COULD CARE LESS! I COULD...
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Royal Guard:Princess Celestia,we got a huge drunk dragon,that was staying at the stairs of the castle.
Celestia:Let him in.
Spike:*enters*Hello,you lame princess.I am here to make Du smile.
Celestia:Well,you arent!Wait,you're..Spike.
Spike:Yes,your shitesty!
Celestia:What a language!Twilight!
Twilight:Yes,princess?
Celestia:Is Spike,drunk?
Twilight:Spike,shouldn't Du be Home right now with Harmony and Rarity?
Spike:Oh,yeah.That Rarity is a little bit....um,what is that word..Oh yeah,BORING!I stayed there just because of Harmony.She is the only one who loves me!You don't care about me.Neither of you!Just...
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