First chapter... of a lot XD. This is act 1... the cave times, when things were simpler and ponies had to hunt for the Essen (no they weren't meat eaters.... really...) This is actually a Fan fiction based on events that happened through world history and the ponies being placed in them. So its like History Fan Fiction oder something. I don't know... So enjoy this first chapter :3
Twilight Sparkle peeked out of her bibliothek cave into the sunshine. It was morning and she had been buried in her blanket all night after a cold night. She looked around. Just another Tag in Ponyville… 7000 BCE.
“Stalagspike!” Twilight called. A small baby dragon emerged from the cave and yawned.
“Man, it was cold last night wasn’t it?” Stalagspike asked.
“I know, I wish there was an easier way to stay warm at night besides blankets,” Twilight said, going towards the waterfall where townsfolk took showers. She was wearing her leopard skin dress today, the one Rarity designed. They called her that because she designed cave clothes out of rare jewels that could not be found Von any other pony.
Twilight found an empty waterfall, used her horn to strip off her clothes and walked under the brunnen of water. She looked at Stalagspike, who was picking at his ear.
“Say, aren’t Du gonna wash up?” Twilight asked. Stalagspike and Twilight both paused for a couple of Sekunden and than burst out laughing.
“Good one, Twilight,” Stalagspike said, “So, what are the plans for today? How are Du going to impress Tribe Leader Celestia?” Twilight’s eyes widened and she looked at Stalagspike.
“I… don’t know,” Twilight said, pulling on her dress after a 1 Minute shower, “How about today I go visit applejack and see how’s she’s doing?”
“Uh, yeah sure,” Stalagspike said, “You’re really leaving me in charge?” Twilight nodded her head. She looked at him sternly.
“I can trust you, right, Stalagspike? The only good thing that came out of leaving Du alone was this dress,” Twilight scolded, “And Fluttershy wouldn’t talk to me for over a week. Not because of how shy she is, but because of this dress Stalagspike. THIS DRESS!”
“OK, OK! I really should have thought through on that leopard attack,” Stalagspike said, “I promise.”
“Pinkie Promise?” Twilight said.
“Pinkie… promise… what is that?” Stalagspike asked.
“Cross my herz and hope to fly, stick a rock in my OW!” Twilight recited, accidentally poking her eye in the process. Stalagspike giggled.
“Alright, I ‘Pinkie Promise’,” Stalagspike said. Twilight grinned and ran off in the direction of Applejack’s cave farm.
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Twilight walked all through the town, saying hi to Zufällig ponies. She decided to stop and see her friend Pinkie Rock.
“Hi, Twilight!” Pinkie Rock said, “I’m a little busy right now.” Pinkie Rock started to shift the rocks on the counter, trying to put them in a position where they felt comfortable. Than she looked up and grinned.
“How can I help you?” Pinkie said.
“Actually, I was going to tell Du that I was going to Applejack’s house,” Twilight said, “I’m still looking for something to impress Tribe Leader Celestia.”
“Oh, as her student, Du want to impress her,” Pinkie said, “I know what Du should use. ROCKS!” She threw a rock at Twilight, nearly putting a hole in her head.
“Pinkie,” Twilight said, “I think the tribe leader has had enough of rocks. We need something better… something bigger.”
“Whatever Du come up with, we ponies will be behind Du the whole time!” Pinkie shouted, bouncing beside her as she left the shop.
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applejack was busy shaking trees to make apples fall into the baskets. She smiled as Twilight and Pinkie walked up.
“Oh, hey, Twilight. Glad to see ya. Come to help out a little?” applejack said.
“Actually, I was wondering if Du could help me a little with impressing Tribe Leader Celestia,” Twilight said.
“Ahm afraid I can’t. Right now, it’s apfel, apple Harvest and I can’t let the apfel, apple Family down,” applejack said, bucking one of the trees. The apples all fell into the basket… all except one, which rolled off… rolled. Suddenly, an idea came to Twilight.
“Hey… Applejack,” Twilight said, “Can Du place four apples in a certain position for me?”
“Uh, sure Twilight. What’s this about?” applejack asked, picking up the apples. Pinkie Rock watched carefully as Twilight arranged the apples so that she could stand on oben, nach oben of them. She stepped on the apples… and turned them into mush.
“Hmm… we’re gonna need something sturdier,” Twilight said, “I have an idea. Do Du have any spare stone left?”
“I believe Big Macintosh can help ya with that,” applejack said, “Otherwise, ahm a little busy.” She went back to shaking trees. Twilight found Big Mac easily and trotted over to him.
“Hey, Big Mac, I need some stone,” Twilight said, “Can I use some of it?” Big Mac looked at Twilight quizzically and sighed.
“Eeyup,” Big Mac said. He walked to the cave and brought out a couple slabs of stone. Twilight used a spell to levitate the stone slabs. While Big Macintosh went back to work, Twilight started to go in the direction of her cave. Pinkie followed closely behind.
“What are we gonna do, Twilight?” Pinkie asked.
“Pinkie, we are about to make history!” Twilight sagte excitedly, a distinct spark in her eyes.
It probably isn't what Du expected and I knew that the idea was stupid... but I'm posting it on here because I know someponies bound to like it. If Du wanna visit my fan-fic account and see the story there, Du can: link ENJOY! Hopefully I'll have the Weiter chapter up tommorow.... and these cavepony chapters aren't really based on true events... well like I said, I came up with it in the dusche -_-
Twilight Sparkle peeked out of her bibliothek cave into the sunshine. It was morning and she had been buried in her blanket all night after a cold night. She looked around. Just another Tag in Ponyville… 7000 BCE.
“Stalagspike!” Twilight called. A small baby dragon emerged from the cave and yawned.
“Man, it was cold last night wasn’t it?” Stalagspike asked.
“I know, I wish there was an easier way to stay warm at night besides blankets,” Twilight said, going towards the waterfall where townsfolk took showers. She was wearing her leopard skin dress today, the one Rarity designed. They called her that because she designed cave clothes out of rare jewels that could not be found Von any other pony.
Twilight found an empty waterfall, used her horn to strip off her clothes and walked under the brunnen of water. She looked at Stalagspike, who was picking at his ear.
“Say, aren’t Du gonna wash up?” Twilight asked. Stalagspike and Twilight both paused for a couple of Sekunden and than burst out laughing.
“Good one, Twilight,” Stalagspike said, “So, what are the plans for today? How are Du going to impress Tribe Leader Celestia?” Twilight’s eyes widened and she looked at Stalagspike.
“I… don’t know,” Twilight said, pulling on her dress after a 1 Minute shower, “How about today I go visit applejack and see how’s she’s doing?”
“Uh, yeah sure,” Stalagspike said, “You’re really leaving me in charge?” Twilight nodded her head. She looked at him sternly.
“I can trust you, right, Stalagspike? The only good thing that came out of leaving Du alone was this dress,” Twilight scolded, “And Fluttershy wouldn’t talk to me for over a week. Not because of how shy she is, but because of this dress Stalagspike. THIS DRESS!”
“OK, OK! I really should have thought through on that leopard attack,” Stalagspike said, “I promise.”
“Pinkie Promise?” Twilight said.
“Pinkie… promise… what is that?” Stalagspike asked.
“Cross my herz and hope to fly, stick a rock in my OW!” Twilight recited, accidentally poking her eye in the process. Stalagspike giggled.
“Alright, I ‘Pinkie Promise’,” Stalagspike said. Twilight grinned and ran off in the direction of Applejack’s cave farm.
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Twilight walked all through the town, saying hi to Zufällig ponies. She decided to stop and see her friend Pinkie Rock.
“Hi, Twilight!” Pinkie Rock said, “I’m a little busy right now.” Pinkie Rock started to shift the rocks on the counter, trying to put them in a position where they felt comfortable. Than she looked up and grinned.
“How can I help you?” Pinkie said.
“Actually, I was going to tell Du that I was going to Applejack’s house,” Twilight said, “I’m still looking for something to impress Tribe Leader Celestia.”
“Oh, as her student, Du want to impress her,” Pinkie said, “I know what Du should use. ROCKS!” She threw a rock at Twilight, nearly putting a hole in her head.
“Pinkie,” Twilight said, “I think the tribe leader has had enough of rocks. We need something better… something bigger.”
“Whatever Du come up with, we ponies will be behind Du the whole time!” Pinkie shouted, bouncing beside her as she left the shop.
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applejack was busy shaking trees to make apples fall into the baskets. She smiled as Twilight and Pinkie walked up.
“Oh, hey, Twilight. Glad to see ya. Come to help out a little?” applejack said.
“Actually, I was wondering if Du could help me a little with impressing Tribe Leader Celestia,” Twilight said.
“Ahm afraid I can’t. Right now, it’s apfel, apple Harvest and I can’t let the apfel, apple Family down,” applejack said, bucking one of the trees. The apples all fell into the basket… all except one, which rolled off… rolled. Suddenly, an idea came to Twilight.
“Hey… Applejack,” Twilight said, “Can Du place four apples in a certain position for me?”
“Uh, sure Twilight. What’s this about?” applejack asked, picking up the apples. Pinkie Rock watched carefully as Twilight arranged the apples so that she could stand on oben, nach oben of them. She stepped on the apples… and turned them into mush.
“Hmm… we’re gonna need something sturdier,” Twilight said, “I have an idea. Do Du have any spare stone left?”
“I believe Big Macintosh can help ya with that,” applejack said, “Otherwise, ahm a little busy.” She went back to shaking trees. Twilight found Big Mac easily and trotted over to him.
“Hey, Big Mac, I need some stone,” Twilight said, “Can I use some of it?” Big Mac looked at Twilight quizzically and sighed.
“Eeyup,” Big Mac said. He walked to the cave and brought out a couple slabs of stone. Twilight used a spell to levitate the stone slabs. While Big Macintosh went back to work, Twilight started to go in the direction of her cave. Pinkie followed closely behind.
“What are we gonna do, Twilight?” Pinkie asked.
“Pinkie, we are about to make history!” Twilight sagte excitedly, a distinct spark in her eyes.
It probably isn't what Du expected and I knew that the idea was stupid... but I'm posting it on here because I know someponies bound to like it. If Du wanna visit my fan-fic account and see the story there, Du can: link ENJOY! Hopefully I'll have the Weiter chapter up tommorow.... and these cavepony chapters aren't really based on true events... well like I said, I came up with it in the dusche -_-
Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.
A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy Zeigen that was being filmed live in 4k. The comedian? Tom Foolery.
Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank Du everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank Du very much....
so here are a few theories i got for this show:
Theory #1: since Hasbro and DHX never even bothered to give Cozy Glow any semblance of a backstory, my theory is that she's actually a fully-grown adult pony stuck inside a filly's body. she was born with a condition that never let her physically age after filly-hood.
Theory #2: while we do know Sunset used to be Celestia's oben, nach oben student, i always thought there was something Mehr to it than just a teacher-student relationship. and since we never get to see if Sunset had parents at some point in time, my theory is that she's Celestia's adopted daughter. remember how worried Celestia was about Sunset at the end of the first EqG movie? yeah, something tells me they're Mehr than just teacher and ex-student.
Theory #3: at one point in time, King Sombra used to be a great and loved king, before he became corrupted Von his desire for power that forced Celestia and Luna to banish him into the abyss.
Theory #1: since Hasbro and DHX never even bothered to give Cozy Glow any semblance of a backstory, my theory is that she's actually a fully-grown adult pony stuck inside a filly's body. she was born with a condition that never let her physically age after filly-hood.
Theory #2: while we do know Sunset used to be Celestia's oben, nach oben student, i always thought there was something Mehr to it than just a teacher-student relationship. and since we never get to see if Sunset had parents at some point in time, my theory is that she's Celestia's adopted daughter. remember how worried Celestia was about Sunset at the end of the first EqG movie? yeah, something tells me they're Mehr than just teacher and ex-student.
Theory #3: at one point in time, King Sombra used to be a great and loved king, before he became corrupted Von his desire for power that forced Celestia and Luna to banish him into the abyss.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.
A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy Zeigen that was being filmed live in 4k. The comedian? Tom Foolery.
Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank Du everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank Du very much.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: And shut up.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom:...
Jerry: Sorry, but I got nothing.
Vito: I don't feel like dying. That's the reason we left the family in the first place.
Harlan: *Hears a car* What's that? *Looks out the window*
Vito: What is it?
Harlan: A cop.
The three stallions started to panic, but Vito had a plan.
Vito: I think I know what to do. Go upstairs and let me handle this.
Police Pony: *Rings the doorbell*
Vito: *Opens the door* How can I help Du officer?
Police Pony: We got a complaint a while ago. Apparently this morning, some ponies had a gunfight just in front of your house. Du know anything about this?
Vito: No. I was riding...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Song: link
Celestia: *Runs from the left. She jumps up, her wings spreading wide, then her face gets into the triangle*
Albuquerque, New Mexicolt. July 19th, 1958
Saten Twist: *Walking towards the Super Chief*
Stallion 16: Here to take this train all the way to Los Angeles?
Saten Twist: *Nods, and climbs into the cab*
Conductor: All aboard!!
Saten Twist: *Blows the horn twice, and makes the train go forward*
This is the train Saten Twist is driving, called the Super Chief. A luxury train for ponies....
