First chapter... of a lot XD. This is act 1... the cave times, when things were simpler and ponies had to hunt for the Essen (no they weren't meat eaters.... really...) This is actually a Fan fiction based on events that happened through world history and the ponies being placed in them. So its like History Fan Fiction oder something. I don't know... So enjoy this first chapter :3
Twilight Sparkle peeked out of her bibliothek cave into the sunshine. It was morning and she had been buried in her blanket all night after a cold night. She looked around. Just another Tag in Ponyville… 7000 BCE.
“Stalagspike!” Twilight called. A small baby dragon emerged from the cave and yawned.
“Man, it was cold last night wasn’t it?” Stalagspike asked.
“I know, I wish there was an easier way to stay warm at night besides blankets,” Twilight said, going towards the waterfall where townsfolk took showers. She was wearing her leopard skin dress today, the one Rarity designed. They called her that because she designed cave clothes out of rare jewels that could not be found Von any other pony.
Twilight found an empty waterfall, used her horn to strip off her clothes and walked under the brunnen of water. She looked at Stalagspike, who was picking at his ear.
“Say, aren’t Du gonna wash up?” Twilight asked. Stalagspike and Twilight both paused for a couple of Sekunden and than burst out laughing.
“Good one, Twilight,” Stalagspike said, “So, what are the plans for today? How are Du going to impress Tribe Leader Celestia?” Twilight’s eyes widened and she looked at Stalagspike.
“I… don’t know,” Twilight said, pulling on her dress after a 1 Minute shower, “How about today I go visit applejack and see how’s she’s doing?”
“Uh, yeah sure,” Stalagspike said, “You’re really leaving me in charge?” Twilight nodded her head. She looked at him sternly.
“I can trust you, right, Stalagspike? The only good thing that came out of leaving Du alone was this dress,” Twilight scolded, “And Fluttershy wouldn’t talk to me for over a week. Not because of how shy she is, but because of this dress Stalagspike. THIS DRESS!”
“OK, OK! I really should have thought through on that leopard attack,” Stalagspike said, “I promise.”
“Pinkie Promise?” Twilight said.
“Pinkie… promise… what is that?” Stalagspike asked.
“Cross my herz and hope to fly, stick a rock in my OW!” Twilight recited, accidentally poking her eye in the process. Stalagspike giggled.
“Alright, I ‘Pinkie Promise’,” Stalagspike said. Twilight grinned and ran off in the direction of Applejack’s cave farm.
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Twilight walked all through the town, saying hi to Zufällig ponies. She decided to stop and see her friend Pinkie Rock.
“Hi, Twilight!” Pinkie Rock said, “I’m a little busy right now.” Pinkie Rock started to shift the rocks on the counter, trying to put them in a position where they felt comfortable. Than she looked up and grinned.
“How can I help you?” Pinkie said.
“Actually, I was going to tell Du that I was going to Applejack’s house,” Twilight said, “I’m still looking for something to impress Tribe Leader Celestia.”
“Oh, as her student, Du want to impress her,” Pinkie said, “I know what Du should use. ROCKS!” She threw a rock at Twilight, nearly putting a hole in her head.
“Pinkie,” Twilight said, “I think the tribe leader has had enough of rocks. We need something better… something bigger.”
“Whatever Du come up with, we ponies will be behind Du the whole time!” Pinkie shouted, bouncing beside her as she left the shop.
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applejack was busy shaking trees to make apples fall into the baskets. She smiled as Twilight and Pinkie walked up.
“Oh, hey, Twilight. Glad to see ya. Come to help out a little?” applejack said.
“Actually, I was wondering if Du could help me a little with impressing Tribe Leader Celestia,” Twilight said.
“Ahm afraid I can’t. Right now, it’s apfel, apple Harvest and I can’t let the apfel, apple Family down,” applejack said, bucking one of the trees. The apples all fell into the basket… all except one, which rolled off… rolled. Suddenly, an idea came to Twilight.
“Hey… Applejack,” Twilight said, “Can Du place four apples in a certain position for me?”
“Uh, sure Twilight. What’s this about?” applejack asked, picking up the apples. Pinkie Rock watched carefully as Twilight arranged the apples so that she could stand on oben, nach oben of them. She stepped on the apples… and turned them into mush.
“Hmm… we’re gonna need something sturdier,” Twilight said, “I have an idea. Do Du have any spare stone left?”
“I believe Big Macintosh can help ya with that,” applejack said, “Otherwise, ahm a little busy.” She went back to shaking trees. Twilight found Big Mac easily and trotted over to him.
“Hey, Big Mac, I need some stone,” Twilight said, “Can I use some of it?” Big Mac looked at Twilight quizzically and sighed.
“Eeyup,” Big Mac said. He walked to the cave and brought out a couple slabs of stone. Twilight used a spell to levitate the stone slabs. While Big Macintosh went back to work, Twilight started to go in the direction of her cave. Pinkie followed closely behind.
“What are we gonna do, Twilight?” Pinkie asked.
“Pinkie, we are about to make history!” Twilight sagte excitedly, a distinct spark in her eyes.
It probably isn't what Du expected and I knew that the idea was stupid... but I'm posting it on here because I know someponies bound to like it. If Du wanna visit my fan-fic account and see the story there, Du can: link ENJOY! Hopefully I'll have the Weiter chapter up tommorow.... and these cavepony chapters aren't really based on true events... well like I said, I came up with it in the dusche -_-
Twilight Sparkle peeked out of her bibliothek cave into the sunshine. It was morning and she had been buried in her blanket all night after a cold night. She looked around. Just another Tag in Ponyville… 7000 BCE.
“Stalagspike!” Twilight called. A small baby dragon emerged from the cave and yawned.
“Man, it was cold last night wasn’t it?” Stalagspike asked.
“I know, I wish there was an easier way to stay warm at night besides blankets,” Twilight said, going towards the waterfall where townsfolk took showers. She was wearing her leopard skin dress today, the one Rarity designed. They called her that because she designed cave clothes out of rare jewels that could not be found Von any other pony.
Twilight found an empty waterfall, used her horn to strip off her clothes and walked under the brunnen of water. She looked at Stalagspike, who was picking at his ear.
“Say, aren’t Du gonna wash up?” Twilight asked. Stalagspike and Twilight both paused for a couple of Sekunden and than burst out laughing.
“Good one, Twilight,” Stalagspike said, “So, what are the plans for today? How are Du going to impress Tribe Leader Celestia?” Twilight’s eyes widened and she looked at Stalagspike.
“I… don’t know,” Twilight said, pulling on her dress after a 1 Minute shower, “How about today I go visit applejack and see how’s she’s doing?”
“Uh, yeah sure,” Stalagspike said, “You’re really leaving me in charge?” Twilight nodded her head. She looked at him sternly.
“I can trust you, right, Stalagspike? The only good thing that came out of leaving Du alone was this dress,” Twilight scolded, “And Fluttershy wouldn’t talk to me for over a week. Not because of how shy she is, but because of this dress Stalagspike. THIS DRESS!”
“OK, OK! I really should have thought through on that leopard attack,” Stalagspike said, “I promise.”
“Pinkie Promise?” Twilight said.
“Pinkie… promise… what is that?” Stalagspike asked.
“Cross my herz and hope to fly, stick a rock in my OW!” Twilight recited, accidentally poking her eye in the process. Stalagspike giggled.
“Alright, I ‘Pinkie Promise’,” Stalagspike said. Twilight grinned and ran off in the direction of Applejack’s cave farm.
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Twilight walked all through the town, saying hi to Zufällig ponies. She decided to stop and see her friend Pinkie Rock.
“Hi, Twilight!” Pinkie Rock said, “I’m a little busy right now.” Pinkie Rock started to shift the rocks on the counter, trying to put them in a position where they felt comfortable. Than she looked up and grinned.
“How can I help you?” Pinkie said.
“Actually, I was going to tell Du that I was going to Applejack’s house,” Twilight said, “I’m still looking for something to impress Tribe Leader Celestia.”
“Oh, as her student, Du want to impress her,” Pinkie said, “I know what Du should use. ROCKS!” She threw a rock at Twilight, nearly putting a hole in her head.
“Pinkie,” Twilight said, “I think the tribe leader has had enough of rocks. We need something better… something bigger.”
“Whatever Du come up with, we ponies will be behind Du the whole time!” Pinkie shouted, bouncing beside her as she left the shop.
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applejack was busy shaking trees to make apples fall into the baskets. She smiled as Twilight and Pinkie walked up.
“Oh, hey, Twilight. Glad to see ya. Come to help out a little?” applejack said.
“Actually, I was wondering if Du could help me a little with impressing Tribe Leader Celestia,” Twilight said.
“Ahm afraid I can’t. Right now, it’s apfel, apple Harvest and I can’t let the apfel, apple Family down,” applejack said, bucking one of the trees. The apples all fell into the basket… all except one, which rolled off… rolled. Suddenly, an idea came to Twilight.
“Hey… Applejack,” Twilight said, “Can Du place four apples in a certain position for me?”
“Uh, sure Twilight. What’s this about?” applejack asked, picking up the apples. Pinkie Rock watched carefully as Twilight arranged the apples so that she could stand on oben, nach oben of them. She stepped on the apples… and turned them into mush.
“Hmm… we’re gonna need something sturdier,” Twilight said, “I have an idea. Do Du have any spare stone left?”
“I believe Big Macintosh can help ya with that,” applejack said, “Otherwise, ahm a little busy.” She went back to shaking trees. Twilight found Big Mac easily and trotted over to him.
“Hey, Big Mac, I need some stone,” Twilight said, “Can I use some of it?” Big Mac looked at Twilight quizzically and sighed.
“Eeyup,” Big Mac said. He walked to the cave and brought out a couple slabs of stone. Twilight used a spell to levitate the stone slabs. While Big Macintosh went back to work, Twilight started to go in the direction of her cave. Pinkie followed closely behind.
“What are we gonna do, Twilight?” Pinkie asked.
“Pinkie, we are about to make history!” Twilight sagte excitedly, a distinct spark in her eyes.
It probably isn't what Du expected and I knew that the idea was stupid... but I'm posting it on here because I know someponies bound to like it. If Du wanna visit my fan-fic account and see the story there, Du can: link ENJOY! Hopefully I'll have the Weiter chapter up tommorow.... and these cavepony chapters aren't really based on true events... well like I said, I came up with it in the dusche -_-
Pinkamena: (winds up in a dark cave, gloating to herself about never having been caught).
Unfortunately for her, Shining Armor, wanting revenge for poor Twilight, and all the other victims (but mostly Twilight), followed her.
Without warning, Shining Armor began beating the living crap out of her.
Shining Armor: (suddenly stops after punching her face for a full 20 minutes) Wait! Wait! One Mehr schlagen, punsch will kill you!.. And I won't kill you.
Pinkamena: (nearly dead but somehow still smiling) That somehow means I win!.. I kill.. Go to jail.. Break out.. Kill again!.. Instand revers-
Shining Armor: (annoyed) yes, yes. It's an endless cycle.. But I sore to let the court do their work.. What to do.. (thinking) Hmmmmmm.
To be containued
