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My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Theme Song
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Ahh ahh ahh ahhh…
(My Little Pony)
Twilight Sparkle: I used to wonder what friendship could be
(My Little Pony)
Until Du all shared its magic with me
regenbogen Dash: Big adventure
Pinkie Pie: Tons of fun
Rarity: A beautiful heart
Applejack: Faithful and strong
Fluttershy: Sharing kindness,
Twilight Sparkle: It's an easy feat
And magic makes it all complete
Du have my little ponies
Do Du know you're all my very best friends?
(extension)
Twilight Sparkle: When I was young I was too busy to make any friends.
Such silliness did not seem worth the effort it expends.
But my little ponies, Du opened up my eyes
And now the truth is crystal clear, like splendid summer skies.
And it's such a wonderful surprise.
(My Little Pony)
I used to wonder what friendship could be.
(My Little Pony)
Until Du all shared its magic with me.

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Laughter Song (Giggle at the Ghostly / Face Your Fears)
Pinkie Pie: When I was a little filly and
The sun was going down
The darkness and the shadows, they
Would always make me frown
I'd hide under my pillow
From what I thought I saw
But Granny Pie sagte that wasn't the way
To deal with fears at all
She said: Pinkie, Du gotta stand up tall
Learn to face your fears
You'll see that they can't hurt you
Just laugh to make them disappear
Ha! Ha! Ha!
So, giggle at the ghostly
Guffaw at the grossly
Crack up at the creepy
Whoop it up with the weepy
Chortle at the kooky
Snortle at the spooky
And tell that big dumb scary face to take a hike and leave Du alone and if he thinks he can scare Du then he's got another thing coming and the very idea of such a thing just makes Du wanna... HAHAHAHA...heh...
LAAAAAAAUUUGH!

Pinkie's Gala Fantasy Song

Pinkie Pie: These aren't... Tickets to the Grand Galloping Gala?! It's the most amazing incredible tremendous super-fun wonderful terrifically humongous party in all of Equestria! I've always always ALWAYS wanted to go!
Oh the Grand Galloping Gala is the best place for me
Oh the Grand Galloping Gala is the best place for me
Hip hip
Hooray
It's the best place for me
For Pinkie
Pinkie Pie: With decorations like streamers and fairy-lights and pinwheels and piñatas and pin-cushions. With goodies like sugar cubes and sugar canes and sundaes and sun-beams and sarsaparilla. And I get to play my favorite-est of Favorit fantabulous games like Pin the Tail on the Pony!
Oh the Grand Galloping Gala is the best place for me
Oh the Grand Galloping Gala is the best place for me
'Cause it's the most galarrific superly-terrific gala ever
In the whole galaxy
Pinkie Pie: Wheee!

The Ticket Song

Pinkie Pie: Twilight is my bestest friend, whoopee
Whoopee!
Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie...
Pinkie Pie: She's the cutest, smartest, all around best po-nee
Po-nee!
Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie.
Pinkie Pie: I bet if I throw a super-duper fun par-tee
Par-tee!
Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie!
Pinkie Pie: She'll give her extra ticket to the gala to meeee--
Twilight Sparkle: PINKIE!!

Junior Speedsters Chant

Dash and Gilda: Junior Speedsters are our lives
Sky-bound soars and daring dives
Junior Speedsters it's our quest
To some Tag be the very best!

Hop Skip and Jump song

Pinkie Pie: It's not very far. Just Bewegen your little rump
Du can make it if Du try with a hop, skip and jump
A hop, skip and jump
Just Bewegen your little rump
A hop, skip and jump
A hop, skip and jump
A hop, skip and jump
Ahopskipandjump.
Ahopskipandjump!

Evil Enchantress song

Pinkie Pie (later sung Von Flutterguy): She's an evil enchantress
She does evil dances
And if Du look deep in her eyes
She'll put Du in trances
Then what will she do?
She'll mix up an evil brew
And she'll gobble Du up
In a big tasty stew
Sooo... WATCH OUT!

Winter wickeln, wickeln sie Up (song)

[Rainbow Dash]
Three months of winter coolness
And awesome holidays
[Pinkie Pie]
We've kept our hoofsies warm at home
Time off from work to play
[Applejack]
But the Essen we've stored is runnin' out
And we can't grow in this cold
[Rarity]
And even though I Liebe my boots
This fashion's getting old
[Twilight Sparkle]
The time has come to welcome spring
And all things warm and green
But it's also time to say goodbye
It's winter we must clean
How can I help? I'm new, Du see
What does everypony do?
How do I fit in without magic?
I haven't got a clue!
[Multiple]
Winter wickeln, wickeln sie Up! Winter wickeln, wickeln sie Up!
Let's finish our holiday cheer
Winter wickeln, wickeln sie Up! Winter wickeln, wickeln sie Up!
[Applejack]
'Cause tomorrow spring–
[Rainbow Dash]
–is here!
[Multiple]
'Cause tomorrow spring is here!
[Rainbow Dash]
Bringing Home the southern birds
A pegasus' job begins
And clearing all the gloomy skies
To let the sunshine in
We Bewegen the clouds
And we melt the white snow
[Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie]
When the sun comes up
Its warmth and beauty will glow!
[Multiple]
Winter wickeln, wickeln sie Up! Winter wickeln, wickeln sie Up!
Let's finish our holiday cheer
Winter wickeln, wickeln sie Up! Winter wickeln, wickeln sie Up!
'Cause tomorrow spring is here
Winter wickeln, wickeln sie Up! Winter wickeln, wickeln sie Up!
'Cause tomorrow spring is here
'Cause tomorrow spring is here!
[Rarity]
Little critters hibernate
Under the snow and ice
[Fluttershy]
We wake up all their sleepy heads
So quietly and nice
[Rarity]
We help them gather up their food
Fix their homes below
[Fluttershy]
We welcome back the southern birds
[Fluttershy and Rarity]
So their families can grow
[Multiple]
Winter wickeln, wickeln sie Up! Winter wickeln, wickeln sie Up!
Let's finish our holiday cheer
Winter wickeln, wickeln sie Up! Winter wickeln, wickeln sie Up!
'Cause tomorrow spring is here
Winter wickeln, wickeln sie Up! Winter wickeln, wickeln sie Up!
'Cause tomorrow spring is here
'Cause tomorrow spring is here!
[Applejack]
No easy task to clear the ground
Plant our tiny seeds
With proper care and sunshine
Everyone it feeds
Apples, carrots, sellerie stalks
Colorful Blumen too
We must work so very hard
It's just so much to do
[Multiple]
Winter wickeln, wickeln sie Up! Winter wickeln, wickeln sie Up!
Let's finish our holiday cheer
Winter wickeln, wickeln sie Up! Winter wickeln, wickeln sie Up!
'Cause tomorrow spring is here
Winter wickeln, wickeln sie Up! Winter wickeln, wickeln sie Up!
[Pinkie Pie]
'Cause tomorrow spring is here
[Multiple]
'Cause tomorrow spring is here!
[Twilight Sparkle]
Now that I know what they all do
I have to find my place
And help with all of my heart
Tough task ahead I face
How will I do without my magic
Help the earth pony way
I want to belong so I must
Do my best today
Do my best today

[Multiple]
Winter wickeln, wickeln sie Up! Winter wickeln, wickeln sie Up!
Let's finish our holiday cheer
Winter wickeln, wickeln sie Up! Winter wickeln, wickeln sie Up!
'Cause tomorrow spring is here
Winter wickeln, wickeln sie Up! Winter wickeln, wickeln sie Up!
[Twilight Sparkle]
'Cause tomorrow spring is here
'Cause tomorrow spring is here
'Cause tomorrow spring is here!

Cupcake Song

All Du have to do is take a cup of flour,
Add it to the mix.
Now just take a little something sweet, not sour,
A bit of salt, just a pinch.
Baking these treats is such a cinch,
Add a teaspoon of vanilla,
Add a little more, and Du count to four
And Du never get your fill of…
Cupcakes, so sweet and tasty.
Cupcakes, don't be too hasty.
Cupcakes...cupcakes, cupcakes, CUPCAKES!

Rarity's Dressmaking Song (Art of the Dress / Stitching It Together)

Thread Von thread, stitching it together
Twilight's dress, cutting out the pattern snip Von snip
Making sure the fabric folds nicely
It's the perfect color and so hip
Always gotta keep in mind my pacing
Making sure the clothes' correctly facing
I'm stitching Twilight's dress
Yard Von yard, fussing on the details
Jewel neckline, don't Du know a stitch in time saves nine?
Make her something perfect to inspire
Even though she hates formal attire
Gotta mind those intimate details
Even though she's Mehr concerned with sales
It's Applejack's new dress
Dressmaking's easy, for Pinkie Pie something pink
Fluttershy something breezy
Blend color and form,
[To Opalescence] Do Du think it looks cheesy?
Something brash, perhaps quite fetching
Hook and eye, couldn't Du just simply die?
Making sure it fits forelock and crest
Don't forget the magic in the tress
Even though it rides high on the flank
regenbogen won't look like a tank
I'm stitching Rainbow's dress
Piece Von piece, snip Von snip
Croup, dock, haunch, shoulders, hip
Thread Von thread, primmed and pressed
Yard Von yard, never stressed
And that's the Art of the Dress!

(Reprise)

Twilight Sparkle: Now, the stars on my gürtel need to be technically accurate. Orion has three stars on his belt, not four.
Stitch Von stitch, stitching it together
Deadline looms, don't Du know the client's always right?
Even if my fabric choice was perfect
Got to get them all done Von tonight
Pinkie Pie, the color's too obtrusive
Wait until Du see it in the light
I'm sewing them together!
Pinkie Pie: Don't Du think my kleid would be Mehr "me" with some lollipops?
Rarity: Well, I think...
Pinkie Pie: Balloons?
Rarity: Well...
Pinkie Pie: DO IT!
Stunde Von hour, one Mehr change
I'm sewing them together, take great pains
Fluttershy, you're putting me in a bind
regenbogen Dash, what is on your mind?
Oh my gosh, there's simply not much time
Don't forget, Applejack's duds must shine
Dressmaking's easy, every customer's call
Brings a whole new revision
Have to pick up the pace, still hold to my vision
Twilight Sparkle: That constellation is Canis Major, not Minor.
Fluttershy: French haute couture, please.
Rarity: Ugh...
Applejack: What if it rains? Galoshes!
Pinkie Pie: Mehr balloons! Oh no, that's too many balloons. Mehr candy! Oh, less candy. Oh wait, I know. Streamers!
Rarity: Streamers?
Pinkie Pie: Whose dress is this?
Rarity: Streamers it is.
regenbogen Dash: What?
Rarity: Aren't Du going to tell me to change something too?
regenbogen Dash: No, I just want my dress to be cool.
Rarity: Do Du not like the color?
regenbogen Dash: The color's fine, just make it look cooler.
Rarity: Do Du not like the shape?
regenbogen Dash: The shape's fine, just make the whole thing... Du know, cooler. It needs to be about 20% cooler.

[Pinkie Pie] All we ever want is indecision
[Rainbow Dash] All we really like is what we know
[Twilight Sparkle] Gotta balance style with adherence
[Fluttershy] Making sure we make a good appearance
[Applejack] Even if Du simply have to fondant, fudge it
[Everypony] Make sure that it stays within our budget
[Rarity] Got to overcome intimidation
Remember, it's all in the presentation!
Piece Von piece, snip Von snip
Croup, dock, haunch, shoulders, hip
Bolt Von bolt, primmed and pressed
Yard Von yard, always stressed
And that's the Art of the Dress!

Hush Now Lullaby

[Fluttershy]
Hush now, quiet now
It's time to lay your sleepy head
Hush now, quiet now
It's time to go to bed
[Sweetie Belle]
Hush now! Quiet now!
Cause' it's time to lay your sleepy head!
sagte hush now! Quiet now!
Cause' It's time to go to bed!
Drift-drift (Drift-drift) off to sleep!
The exciting Tag behind you!
Drift-drift (Drift-drift) off to sleep!
Let the joy of dream land find you!
Hush now! Quiet now!
Lay your sleepy head!
sagte hush now! Quiet now!
Cause' it's time to go to bed!
OW!

Cutie Mark Crusaders Song

[Scootaloo]
Look, here are three little ponies
Ready to sing for this crowd
Listen up, 'cause here's our story
I'm gonna sing it
[Sweetie, apfel, apple Bloom, and Scootaloo]
very loud!
[Scootaloo]
When you're a younger pony
And your flank is very bare
Feels like the sun will never come
When your cutie mark's not there
So the three of us will fight the fight
There is nothing that we fear
We'll have to figure out what we'll do next
[Sweetie, apfel, apple Bloom, and Scootaloo]
Till our cutie marks are here!
We are the Cutie Mark Crusaders
On a quest to find out who we are
And we will never stop the journey
Not until we have our cutie marks
[Scootaloo]
They all say that you'll get your mark
When the time is really right
And Du know just what you're supposed to do
And your talent comes to light
But it's not as easy as it sounds
And that waiting's hard to do
So we test our talents everywhere
[Sweetie, apfel, apple Bloom, and Scootaloo]
Until our face is blue
We are the Cutie Mark Crusaders
On a quest to find out who we are
And we will never stop the journey
Not until we have our cutie marks
We are the Cutie Mark Crusaders
On a quest to find out who we are
And we will never stop the journey
Not until we have our cutie marks!

You Got to Share, Du Got to Care

We may be divided
But of Du all, I beg
To remember we're all hoofed
At the end of each leg
No matter what the issue
Come from wherever Du please
All this fighting gets Du nothing
But hoof-in-mouth disease
Arguing's not the way
Hey, come out and play!
It's a shiny, new day
So, what do Du say?
Du gotta share
Du gotta care
It's the right thing to do
Du gotta share
Du gotta care
And there'll always be a way through
Both our diets, I should mention
Are completely vegetarian
We all eat heu, hay and oats
Why be at each other's throat?
Du gotta share
Du gotta care
It's the right thing to do
And there'll always be a way
Thro-o-o-o-ugh!

So Many Wonders

What is this place
filled with so many wonders?
Casting its spell
That I am now under
Squirrels in the trees
and the cute little bunnies
Birds flying free
and bees with their honey
Hooneeeeey!
Oooh, what a magical place
and I owe it all to the pegasus race
If I knew the ground had so much up its sleeve
I'd have come here sooner, and never leave
Yes, I Liebe everythiiiiiiiiiing!

Pinkie Pie's Singen Telegram

This is your Singen telegram
I hope it finds Du well
You're invited to a party
'cause we think you're really swell
Gummy's turning one Jahr old
So help us celebrate
The cake will be delicious
The festivities first-rate
There will be games and dancing
Bob for apples, cut a rug
And when the party's over
We'll gather 'round for a group hug
No need to bring a gift
Being there will be enough
Birthdays mean having fun with friends
Not getting lots of stuff
It won't be the same without you
So we hope that Du say yes
So, please, oh please R.S.V.P
And come, and be our guest

The Gala Song(At the Gala)

Twilight Sparkle: I can't believe we're finally here. With all that we've imagined, the reality of this night is sure to make this... The Best Night Ever! At the Gala (at the Gala),
[Fluttershy]
At the Gala, in the garden
I'm going to see them all!
All the creatures, I'll befriend them at the Gala! (at the Gala!)
All the birdies, and the critters
They will Liebe me big and small!
We'll become good Friends forever
Right here at the Gala!
[Choir]
All our dreams will come true right here at the Gala, at the Gala!
[Applejack]
At the Gala (it's amazing!), I will sell them (better hurry!)
All my appletastic treats! (yummy, yummy!)
Hungry ponies (they'll be snacking!), they will buy them (bringing money!)
karamell apples, apfel, apple sweets! (gimme some!)
And I'll earn a lot of money for the apfel, apple family!
[Choir]
All our dreams and our hopes from now until hereafter
All that we've been wishing for will happen at the Gala, at the Gala!
[Rarity]
At the Gala, all the royals
They will meet fair Rarity
They will see I'm just as regal at the Gala! (at the Gala)
I will find him, my Prince Charming,
And how gallant he will be,
He will treat me like a lady, tonight at the Gala!
[Choir]
This is what we've waited for, to have the best night ever!
Each of us will live our dreams, tonight at the Gala, at the Gala!
[Rainbow Dash]
Been dreaming, I've been waiting
To fly with those Merida - Legende der Highlands ponies
The Wonderbolts, their daring tricks
Spinning 'round and having kicks
Perform for crowds of thousands
They'll dusche us with diamonds
The Wonderbolts will see me right here at the Gala!
[Choir]
All we've longed for, all we've dreamed, our happy ever after!
Finally will all come true, right here at the Grand Gala, at the Gala!
[Pinkie Pie]
I am here at the Grand Gala, for it is the best party
But the one thing it was missing was a pony named Pinkie
For I am the best at parties, all the ponies will agree
Ponies playing, ponies dancing, with me at the Grand Gala!
[Choir]
Happiness and laughter at the Gala, at the Gala!
[Twilight Sparkle]
At the Gala (at the Gala), with the Princess (with the Princess)
Is where I'm going to be (she will be)
We will talk all about magic and what I've learned and seen (she will see)
It is going to be so special as she takes time just for me!
[Choir]
This will be the best night ever!
Into the Gala we must go, we're ready now, we're all aglow
Into the Gala, let's go in and have the best night ever
Into the Gala, now's the time, we're ready and we look divine
[Fluttershy]
Into the Gala, meet new friends
[Applejack]
Into the Gala, sell some apples
[Rarity]
Into the Gala, find my prince
[Rainbow Dash]
Prove I'm great as a Wonderbolt is
Fluttershy: To meet!
Applejack: To sell!
Rarity: To find!
regenbogen Dash: To prove!
Pinkie Pie: To woop!
Twilight Sparkle: To talk!
[All]
Into the Gala, into the Gala!
And we'll have the best night ever!
At the Gala!

I'm at the Grand Galloping Gala

I'm at the Grand Galloping Gala,
I'm at the Grand Galloping Gala,
I'm at the Grand Galloping Gala,
It's all I ever dreamed.
It's all I ever dreamed, woo hoo!
It's all I ever dreamed, yipee!
I'm at the Grand Galloping GalaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA!
It's all I've ever… dreamed?

Pony Pokey

Pinkie Pie: Du reach your right hoof in
Du reach your right hoof out
Du reach your right hoof in
And Du shake it all about
Du do the pony Pokey meeting lots of folks with clout
That's what I'm talking about
Du step your left hoof in
Du pull it right back out
Du step your left hoof in
But Du better help him out
Du do the pony Pokey but Du find a different crowd
That's what it's all about
Du kick your back left in
Du pull your back left out
Du reach your back left in
Just be Merida - Legende der Highlands and have no doubt
Du do the pony Pokey feeling like you're gonna pout
That's what I'm Singen about
Du tilt your head in
Du tilt your head out
Du tilt your head in
Then Du shake it all about
Du do the pony Pokey even though your date's a lout
You're better off without
Du stomp your whole self in
Du stomp your whole self out
Du stomp your whole self in
And Du stomp yourself about
Du do the pony Pokey and Du give a little shout-
Fluttershy: COME OUT!
That's what I'm talking about
Du do the pony Pokey
Du do the pony Pokey
Du do the pony Pokey
And that's what it's all about
Yeah!

Find A Pet Song

[Fluttershy]
Now, Rainbow, my dear, I cannot express my delight
It's abundantly clear
That somewhere out here
Is a pet that will suit Du just right
[Rainbow Dash]
I can't wait to get started, but first let me set a few rules
It's of utmost importance
The pet that I get
Is something that's awesome and cool
Fluttershy: Awesome, cool, got it.
I have so many wonderful choices, just wait, Du will see
[Rainbow Dash]
I need something real fast like a bullet to keep up with me
[Fluttershy]
Sure! How 'bout a bunny?
They're cutesy and wutesy and quick as can be
[Rainbow Dash]
Cutesy? Ootesy? Have Du even met me?
[Fluttershy]
Rainbow, have faith
Du see, I will bet you
Somewhere in here is a pet that will get you
Fluttershy: C'mon, the sky's the limit!
regenbogen Dash: Sky is good. I'd like it to fly.
Fluttershy: Really? Because I think this widdle puddy tat has your name written all over it. Yes he does. Aww, look, he likes you!
regenbogen Dash: Pass.
[Fluttershy]
I have so many wonderful choices for Du to decide
There are otters and seals
With massive appeal
[Rainbow Dash]
Otters and seals do not fly.
Fluttershy: Maybe not, but I've seen this particular dichtung catch ten feet of air when he breaches the water.
regenbogen Dash: That's it. I'm outta here.
[Fluttershy]
Wait! There must be a pet here
That will fit the ticket
How 'bout a ladybug oder a cute cricket?
regenbogen Dash: Bigger. And cooler.
Fluttershy: Bigger. Cooler. Right.
I've got just the thing in that tree, Dash
Meet your new fabulous pet Squirrely
regenbogen Dash: It's just a squirrel.
Fluttershy: Not just any squirrel. A flying squirrel!
regenbogen Dash: ...Yeah. So, like I was saying.
Fluttershy, pal, this won't cut it
I need a pet to keep up with me
Something awesome, something flying
With coolness that defies gravity
Fluttershy: I'm sensing Du want an animal that can fly.
regenbogen Dash: Ya think?
[Fluttershy]
I have plenty of wonderful creatures who soar in the sky
Like a sweet kolibri oder a giant monarch butterfly
regenbogen Dash: Better, but cooler.
[Fluttershy]
I see. How 'bout an owl, oder a wasp, oder a toucan?
There's so many wonderful creatures the likes of that.
There are falcons and eagles
They are both quite regal
oder perhaps what Du need is a dark and mysterious bat
regenbogen Dash: Now you're talking. But instead of just one standout, now that's too many.
So many choices, and such riches aplenty
Fluttershy: Not a bad problem to have if Du ask me.
[Rainbow Dash]
The bat would be awesome, but the wespe I'm digging too
D'you have something in a yellow striped bat?
[Fluttershy]
No,
I've got a hot rosa flamingo, just dying to meet you
[Rainbow Dash]
What to do, what to do. *gasp*
A prize! That's it! There's really just one way
To find out which animal's best
Hold a contest of speed, agility, and guts
That will put each pet to the test
[Fluttershy]
Don't forget style, that should be considered
[Rainbow Dash]
Then we'll know for sure who's best of the litter
[Fluttershy]
The one who is awesome and cool
[Rainbow Dash]
Just like me
Can't settle for less, 'cause I'm the best
[Fluttershy & regenbogen Dash]
So a contest we will see
[Rainbow Dash]
Who's the number one, greatest, perfectest pet
[Fluttershy & regenbogen Dash]
In the world for me
[Fluttershy]
May the games
[Fluttershy & regenbogen Dash]
begin
regenbogen Dash:And may the best pet win!
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Bob Newhart
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This is the story of a stallion named Bob Newhart. He lives in Fillydelphia with his wife, Emily. They have a friend that sometimes visits them, named Howard.

Bob has a great life. He's a therapist, and helps out many ponies that have a problem. One day, he arrived at work, three ponies were waiting for him.

Lily: Good morning Bob.
Sam: How has your Tag been Bob?
Mr. Carlin: Wonderful weather we're having, eh Bob?
Bob: Yeah, it's wonderful weather we're having. What's the matter with Du three?
Sam: Mr. Carlin says that the two of us are lazy, because he want's us to wash his...
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filly twilight: Hey where are u going!!!!!!
Discord: to make celestia be a filly!
Filly twilight: oh no u won't! (uses magic to call luna)
Luna: what!!!!!! happened!!!!
filly twilight:discord is on the loose!
Luna: i thought u defeated him!!!!!!
filly Twilight: he he going to turn celestia into a baby
Discord: I already Did!!!!! (evil laughing)
Luna: Now i have to take care of my older sister i mean my youger sister i mean my sister thats a baby!
Spike: (gasps!) what happened!!!!!!!!
Filly twilight: Its a long story spike!!!!
Discord: time is running out!!!!!! (evil laughing!)

To be continued.......................
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Yes, it's back.. I promise not to take up so much space.. As I'm one shoting them for now one...

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Saten Twist and Master Sword are at a mall, only to get a rude brush-off from the Santa who works there when he leaves for the night. As a result, Sword vows to kill Santa for blowing him off. And knowing Sword, he wasn't joking.

Saten: Man, Du may want to calm down there

Sword: f that beslubbering, onion-eyed maggot-pie thinks he can just blow me off like that, he's got another thing coming..(pulls out Pistol) And it's full of led (points it)

Saten: (slaps it away) Geez louise...
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Source: Fluttershy holding a saddlebag in her mouth
Derpy: Hey cousin.. I got the money.

Saten: Really, ho-.. Du robbed another store didn't you?

Derpy: ... Maybe.

Saten: Derpy.. This isn't Fillydefia, Du can't go around robbin-

Derpy: Maybe Du can't.. But unlike you, I've been robbing sense I was a little girl, remember?

Saten: Yes.. Some seem to think that I'm a bad influence on you.

Derpy: (laughs) Oh please.. When I found you. Du were pathetic.. I made Du tougher.

Saten: Yes.. But Du ALSO made me into a drunken pot head.

Derpy: Well, who ISN'T in our family (drinks Volga).

Suddenly Master Sword appears, covered in red, and holding a small knife.

Sword: Good news Saten.. I dealt with that that guy that made fun of Du earlier.

Saten: Uhh.. G -Good to know.

Derpy: Du know Sword.. There's a Carly girl might have things in common with.. Your both.. Something.

Sword: (cleaning blood off the knife) What makes Du say that?
added by Jade_23
Source: DeviantArt