Sorry, these are not mine.

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF GERARD WAY
1.Thou shall never let them take Du alive.
2.Thou shall drink Starbucks coffee.
3.Thou shall play World of Warcraft as an Undead Warrior
4.Thou shall admit that they are not okay freely
5.Thou shall unleash the bats of hell
6.Thou shall strike violent poses
7.Thou shall stay out of the light
8.Thou shall suck thy enemies blood
9.Thou shall overcome thy weaknesses
10.Thou shall not be afraid to keep on living


THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF FRANK IERO
1. Thou shall run around until thou can no longer breathe
2. Thou shall eat skittles
3. Thou shall let the singer feel thou up
4. Thou shall wear a badge on thy hemd, shirt halsband, kragen oder hood
5. Thou shall get tattoos
6. Thou shall kick Zufällig objects if they are in thy way (yes that means if they are in Gerard/Mikey too)
7. Thou shall grin with all teeth
8. Thou shall change hair style every year
9. Thou shall wear sunglasses in situations of conflict
10. Thou shall burn everything and call it Cajun


THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF MIKEY WAY
1. Thou shall Bewegen as little as possible on stage
2. Thou shall choose coffee as thy poison
3. Thou shall straighten hair with dignity
4. Thou shall Liebe sushi as much as thineself
5. Thou shall be the spiritual advisor to thy peers
6. Thou shall wear glasses as close to falling off as possible
7. Thou shall have epic battles with brick walls
8. Thou shall hate small spaces, large spaces and grocery shopping
9. Thou shall Liebe Einhörner with all thy heart
10. Thou shall be dangerous around toasters/heaters


THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF BOB BRYAR
1. Thou shall never get mad at those Mehr annoying than thou
2. Thou shall look cool with sunglasses
3. Thou shall declare that Gerard makes thou herz burn openly
4. Thou shall Liebe cats
5. Thou shall walk in the other direction/lash out if a camera is shown
6. Thou shall T.P New York
7. Thou shall drum until thou can drum no more
8. Thou shall give out Mikey Way’s phone number
9. Thou shall be the hardest working schlagzeuger ever
10. Thou shall Liebe Mr. bohne as thou equal


THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF strahl, ray TORO
1. Thou shall head bang till thou can head bang no more
2. Thou shall stick thou hands in cupcakes
3. Thou shall hide thy contacts well
4. Thou shall not like to read
5. Thou shall not bother to cook
6. Thou shall play until thou gets ‘Guitar Burn’
7. Thou shall hate thou hair when straightened
8. Thou shall sing back up as if it were the most important part
9. Thou shall ask Gerard to not do ‘that’ in thy direction
10. Thou shall be proud of thou afro


THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF THE BLACK PARADE
1. Thou Shalt Accept Death As It Comes
2. Thou Shalt Sing And March Without Question
3. Thou Shalt Face Fear And Regret
4. Thou Shalt Let Go Of Your Dreams
5. Thou Shalt Give Blood
6. Thou Shalt Fear Thy Sins
7. Thou Shalt Protect Thy Brothers In Arms
8. Thou Shalt Darken Thy Clothes
9. Thou Shalt Not Walk This World Alone
10. THOU SHALT CARRY ON!!!

THE TEN COMANDMENTS OF MCR:
1.-Thou shall not a put a gun to thy lover's head.
2.-Thou shall be willing to die for love.
3.Thou shall seek revenge on those who wrong you.
4.Thou shall be a demolition lover.
5.Thou shall unleash the bats.
6.Thou shall protect thy lover from everything
(even the vampires).
7.Thou shall respect the lord Gerard.
8.Thou shall sing the holy hymns of the chemical romance..
9.Thou shall see beauty in bloody love.
10.Thou shall a rock hard