at hospital
okay ppl! im not gnna waste my time tlkng about the whole entir thng cuz thts wastng my time wen yall already kno wat itz lik 2 giv birth.

aftr the baby iz born
roc-damn cute baby!
bree-dnt cuss around my baby!!!
roc-he mine 2!!
bree-mmhhmm
roc-*fake cryng* u cheatn on me!
bree-uh...okay?
roc-lol! *kisses her*
me-I WNNA HOLD HER!!!
bree-go 2-auntie?
me-im family! *takes the baby*
ray-i wnna hold her!
me-wait!
ray-*crosses arms*
me-awwww! is way way mad? *givs the baby 2 prince*
ray-wat?!
prince-ha ha!
ray-ha ha my-
me-RAY!
ray-sorry?
me-*yanks his ponytail*
ray-owww!!!
me-good!
dray-omg!!!! Charlie iz sooo cute!
roc-i kno rite! she take aftr me!
bree-no me!
roc-me!
bree-me!
evrybdy-SHUT UP!!!
tay-she take afrt both of u!
bree-smh
roc-okay *he sagte tht lik yeah wtevr!!*
tay-*almost chokes him but calms herself*
doctor-*comes in* she needs 2 stay ovr nite so we can see if she's okay
evrybdy-WHICH SHE?!
doctor-*flinches wen we yelled* the baby
me-u could hav sagte tht
doctor-*fake smile n leaves*
me-i swear if he wasnt takng care of those 2-
ray-*kisses me*
me-wat was tht 4?!
ray-idk. just wntd 2 do it
me-*slaps him*
ray-wow.
evrybdy-LOL!!!!!

at home
bree-i want my baby!
roc-im rite here!!
bree-not u nigga
roc-well thn!
me-HA!
roc-shut up kay!!!
me-say it again!!
roc-im good
me-I WANNA PLAY JUST DANCE 3!!!!
tay n dray-YAYYYY!!!!!!
strahl, ray roc n prince-*not enthusiastic* yay...
me-cheer up guyz! ill play tay dray play bree!!!
girlz-YAY!
we turn on the wii
me-wat u waitng 4!!!
tay-gwen stefani?!
me-yeah!
evrybdy-well...okay!
tay clicks on it n we dance n i beat her
tay-not fair!! we ddnt hav nothn crump!!!
evrybdy-THT WAS CRUMP!!! *goes back 2 dancing*
bree n dray-
bree-wind it up
dray-OH YEAH!
they click it n both of thm win
me-now tht was a crump song! GWEN U RULE!
evrybdy-H3LL YEAH!!!

at nite
bree n roc room
bree-im bored!
roc-u always r
bree-okahy im finna go take a shower
roc-can i-
bree-no *goes in bathroom n takes dusche n comes back* i thnk ik losing weight.
roc-u always were skinny. evn as a pregnate gurl
bree-oh ur so flattering *sarcasim*
roc-wats rong with u?
bree-nothng.
roc-*pauses* okay?
bree-thts rite! *goes 2 sleep*

dray n prince
dray-PRINCEEEEEE!!!!!
prince-*grabs her arms n shakes her gently* im rite here!
dray-i wnna hug!
prince-okay *hugs her tight*
dray-i dnt feel good
prince-r u going in2 labor 2?!
dray-noooo!!!!! idk. wait *pauses* no!
prince-?! ur crazy
dray-i get it frm kay!
me-*opens door* no u dnt! *closes it*
dray-um..
prince-idk

tay room
tay-*gets fne call* hello?
???_hey tay
tay-um...hey?
???-r u okay?
tay-yeah
???-wait so u ddnt go in2 labor?!
tay-no. tht was my friend
???-oh.
tay-who r u?!
???-u really deleted my #?!
tay-*looks at caller id* oh Hey prod
prod-hey
tay-n it was bree not me
prod-*a little sad* oh
tay-u okay?
prod-yeah im good.
tay-okay well...i miss u
prod-i miss u 2
tay-where r u?
prod-u dnt wnna kno
tay-tht girl's house?
prod-no. my house
tay-oh. Von urself?!
prod-um...yeah. y?
tay-oh no reason.
prod-i dumpd her
tay-y?!
prod-cuz i dnt lik her. i luv u
tay-i luv u 2 prod.
prod-can u come ovr?
tay-okay ill be there. giv me 10 minutes!
prod-okay luv u
tay-u 2! *hangs up*

me n ray
me-RAY RAY!!!!!
ray-wat?!
me-come here!
ray-im in the shwr dummy
me-*fake cries* u clld me a dummy!
ray-sorry!!!
me-*stops* okay
ray-*comes out of the shwr* wat?
me-damn u look good. n put a hemd, shirt on b4 i go crazy
ray-sorry! *goes back in2 bathroom n puts on pajamas thn comes back out*
me-awww!
ray-wat?
me-i wntd 2 see u shirtlezz!
ray-*hugs me* same 2 u.
me-watevr!! loooooookkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!
ray-*looks at catolog in my hand* cute! but tell me somethng
me-wat?
ray-WAT FREAKN GENDER IZ THE BABY?!
me-dnt yell way way! idk. u tell me
ray-*kisses me* i luv u
me-luv u 2! n oh God
ray-wat?!
me-um...u kno tht thng tht hppnd 2 bree earlier?
ray-she cussed roc out?
me-aftr tht
ray-she cussed prince out?
me-LABOR DUMAZZ!!!
ray-ohmygod!!! *takes me 2 hosptial*

at hospital
the same thng hppnd 2 me tht hppnd 2 bree blah blah here goes the good stuff
me-I KNO WAT I WNNA NAME HER!!
ray-um..OW! n wat?
me-br-owwww!
doctor-wow u guyz r freaks
ray-wat u meen?!
doctor-TWINS!
me-OH GOD!! TWIN BTTR HURRY UP N COME OUT!!!!

aftr 2nd baby
strahl, ray okay now wat u wnna name it?!
me-1st born, Brazil Rayson!!! 2nd, India Rayson!!!!!
ray-cute.
me-ikr.
ray-wudda bout their middle names?
me-shyt
evrybdy-LOL!!!
me-um...braizl india rayson india brazil rayson?! im gnna go with tht!!!
ray-wow.
dray-y not dray?!
bree-or bree!
ray-or ray!
evrybdy-SHUT UP strahl, ray RAY!
ray-well damn thn!
me-say it again!
ray-*silence*
me-im keeping the names!!!
ray-aww! but i had a really good name!
me-shut up ray!
ray-fck
me-RAY SAY ANOTHER WOD LIK THT AROUND MY CHILD N I WILL RIP OFF UR PONYTAILS N BEAT U WITH THM!!!
ray-im sowwey!!
me-good wtf iz tay
ray-omg. nice. but idk
prince-i wonder where she went

prod's house
tay-*knocks on door*
prod-*opens it* tay! hey! *hugs her tight* come in
tay-uh...okay *goes in n they go in the family room*
prod-im sorry.
tay-me 2 i thght u cheated on me
prod-wat?!
tay-wat u meen? u went in tht girl house n-
prod-woah woah wait. rewind?! u saw me go in2 a girl's house?!
tay-?! well...YEAH!
prod-no i ddnt! i went 2 my cuzins house cuz i was gnna surprise u with somethng! we were planning it!
tay-wait so u-
prod-y would would i cheat on the person i luv?
tay-but u-
prod-*cuts her off Von Küssen her*
tay-*hugs him really tight*
prod-not 2 tight tay.
tay-y not?
prod-*rubs her belly*
tay-i miss u!
prod-i miss u 2!

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