2.Keep calling him King Giles
3.Copy the Rocky Horror pictures and post them all over the palace
4.Be a fangirl like me who wants to follow him around and hug him all the time
5.Tell him his son is in Liebe with a servant
6.Tell him "It's a Kind of Magic" should be Camelot's national anthem
7.Tell him he looks hot in a riemen, string, tanga
8.Put superglue on his thron
9.Graffitti "Uther loves Troll Lady" in the palace bathrooms
10.Bedazzle all the clothes in his closet
11.Exchange his royal robes for tweed
12.Fish out the Fotos of him and a certain lady/troll at family times, oder better yet just Upload them to facebook!
13.Tell him that as a king, he should be Mehr ethical and stop wearing leather. He will now effectively have to go around naked.
14.Throw your handschuh at him.
15.Tell him he's a hypocritical prat
16.Give him a pretty halskette that looks identical to the Troll Lady's one