Du know my mind got to thinking the other Tag when the heavens opened and Emmalee gepostet those lovely topless pictures of Megan fuchs on the set of her new flick. We certainly are a society transfixed on celebrities, aren’t we? I can hear my boy, Hopp, now: “I’d let her do me.” Hell wouldn’t we all?
After a few steamy Minuten of uh, deep thinking something else came running into my frontal lobe: The Celebrity 5. Du know, that little Liste Du have in your head (or printed and laminated) of the 5 Berühmtheiten you’d be free to have sex with should a miracle transpire that put Du into a situation to do so? It’s kind of silly, but we Liebe movie stars and live for putting things into Liste form.
I’ll admit, I am quite old fashioned and when I am with a woman; I kind of think of myself as only being with her. I don’t tend to fantasize about other women, famous oder otherwise. To me, it’s kind of the whole point in being with her, she’s the one I want to be with! But I know I’m quiet company on that one. Furthermore, I don’t see being obsessed about Megan fuchs oder Angelina Jolie any “better” than being all hot for the girl who works in the Weiter cubicle. I mean, I have as much a shot with her as I do Britney Spears, right? The excuse that “it’s okay because it would never happen” is kind of a cop-out to me, honestly. If I am dating Du I am obsessed with Du and your breasts, not the ladies on The Real Housewives of New Jersey oder their “bubbies.”
That being sagte The Rabid One is single and free to dream, I suppose I could formulate a Liste of eligible “never gonna happens.”
In no particular order, famous chicks I’d make Filme with:
Amy Adams from Enchanted, is likely one of the most adorable Schauspielerinnen in Hollywood so she’ll do for my fantasy. I Liebe girls who, even though they are beautiful oder hot, have no problem being cute. Cute is totally underrated. Oh and “brunettes are fine, blonds are fun, but when it comes to getting a dirty job done I’ll take a Red Headed Woman.”
Kate Winslet is gorgeous, British, an Oscar winner, voluptuous, and not afraid to be naked. Check please.
Katy Perry is someone I’d wake up in Vegas with for sure. Very sassy and terribly sexy, a lethal combination for a boy like me. Her eyes tell me so many stories that I can’t even begin to write. She certainly had my attention in konzert back in April. Faux bi-sexuality is still bi-sexuality.
Audrey Tautou est beau, international, et complètement hypnotisant.
Natalya Neidhart my be a WWE Diva, but I’d let her pin me any Tag of the week. She’s young, totally smoking hot, um a wrestler, and hell even located here in Tampa Bay. I submit, I submit!
So who’s on YOUR Liste Creative Loafing readers? Choose wisely so Du don’t pull a Ross:
After a few steamy Minuten of uh, deep thinking something else came running into my frontal lobe: The Celebrity 5. Du know, that little Liste Du have in your head (or printed and laminated) of the 5 Berühmtheiten you’d be free to have sex with should a miracle transpire that put Du into a situation to do so? It’s kind of silly, but we Liebe movie stars and live for putting things into Liste form.
I’ll admit, I am quite old fashioned and when I am with a woman; I kind of think of myself as only being with her. I don’t tend to fantasize about other women, famous oder otherwise. To me, it’s kind of the whole point in being with her, she’s the one I want to be with! But I know I’m quiet company on that one. Furthermore, I don’t see being obsessed about Megan fuchs oder Angelina Jolie any “better” than being all hot for the girl who works in the Weiter cubicle. I mean, I have as much a shot with her as I do Britney Spears, right? The excuse that “it’s okay because it would never happen” is kind of a cop-out to me, honestly. If I am dating Du I am obsessed with Du and your breasts, not the ladies on The Real Housewives of New Jersey oder their “bubbies.”
That being sagte The Rabid One is single and free to dream, I suppose I could formulate a Liste of eligible “never gonna happens.”
In no particular order, famous chicks I’d make Filme with:
Amy Adams from Enchanted, is likely one of the most adorable Schauspielerinnen in Hollywood so she’ll do for my fantasy. I Liebe girls who, even though they are beautiful oder hot, have no problem being cute. Cute is totally underrated. Oh and “brunettes are fine, blonds are fun, but when it comes to getting a dirty job done I’ll take a Red Headed Woman.”
Kate Winslet is gorgeous, British, an Oscar winner, voluptuous, and not afraid to be naked. Check please.
Katy Perry is someone I’d wake up in Vegas with for sure. Very sassy and terribly sexy, a lethal combination for a boy like me. Her eyes tell me so many stories that I can’t even begin to write. She certainly had my attention in konzert back in April. Faux bi-sexuality is still bi-sexuality.
Audrey Tautou est beau, international, et complètement hypnotisant.
Natalya Neidhart my be a WWE Diva, but I’d let her pin me any Tag of the week. She’s young, totally smoking hot, um a wrestler, and hell even located here in Tampa Bay. I submit, I submit!
So who’s on YOUR Liste Creative Loafing readers? Choose wisely so Du don’t pull a Ross: