Dear Matthew McConaughey,

I hope this letter finds Du in good health and spirits. I am Schreiben to express my strong belief that Du would make an exceptional Governor of Texas. Your unwavering commitment to your Home state, combined with your unique experience and expertise, make Du the perfect candidate for the job.

As a successful actor, author, and philanthropist, Du have proven time and time again that Du have what it takes to succeed in any endeavor. Du have also been a dedicated advocate for your Home state of Texas, and have expressed a deep sense of responsibility to give back to...