[Borrowed from the Zufällig Club]

1. Follow them everywhere.

2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.

3. If Du have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.

4. Talk to a pen constantly.

5. When your Friends come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

6. Have a dozen of imaginary Friends that Du ask their opinion of everything.

7. After Du have your bath, wickeln, wickeln sie a bath towel around Du and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask Du what you're doing, say "Wearing clothes is against my religion."

8. Run into walls.

9. Cover yourself with a white blanket and try to walk around the house without tripping oder running into something. Look at the ground and whenever Du see your parents' feet, yell "BOO!"

10. Randomly pluck someone's hair out and scream, "DNA!!!!!!!!" as loud as Du can.

11. Every 30 seconds, yell "I gotta go to the bathroom!!!" then stay in the bathroom for an Stunde and a half, grunting your ABC's.

12. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down your pants as possible then start dancing.

13. Stick cherries on your nose and start dancing around like a clown.

14. Flush the toilet while they're in the shower.

15. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"

16. Eat your hair. (I've tried it. It works.)

17. When Du dusche oder bath, yell "HELP! I'M DROWNING!!!!!!!!!!"

18. Snort loudly when Du laugh and laugh harder.

19. Go into their room at 1 in the morning and yell "GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE!"

20. Try to climb the wall.

21. Say everything backwards.

22. In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!"

23. At everything they say scream "LIAR!!!!!"

24. Fill up the bath then drain it and repeat 5 times. When Du fill it up the 6th time, try to get in it then yell "MOM! DAD! THE WATER IS COLD!!"

25. Try to swim in the floor.

26. Pretend to be a phone.

27. Wear a T-shirt pointing to one of your parents that says "I'm with stupid."

28. In a supermarket, point at everything Du see and scream "I WANT THAT! CAN I HAVE IT?"

29. Switch the light button on and off for a few Minuten then say "Oooohhhh... I get it!"

30. Tap on their door all night.

31. Throw a tantrum in the middle of the supermarket, sit cross-legged and kreuz your arms in the middle of the aisle until your parents let Du buy what Du want to have.

32. After everything they say, respond "Yeah, but no, but yeah, but no"

33. Claim Du have been abducted Von aliens before and tell all their friends.

34. When they ask Du to call someone, stay where Du are and yell their name.

35. Destroy the house and then go tell them, "I Liebe Du Mommy/Daddy"

36. Cling to them constantly and blame it on "separation anxiety".

37. If they ever take Du to their job, touch EVERYTHING and spin on their schreibtisch chair.

38. Knock over every container of liquid Du see "accidentally".

39. Do the opposite of what they tell you.

40. Bring Home the absolutely opposite type of guy/girl they'd want Du to see. Like a drop out oder a goth oder something. Tell them he/she's Du new boyfriend/girlfriend.

41.Yell out mango everywhere Du go