"Miyuki Takara's vision is less than..." the host says; Konata presses the bell. "Konata?" the host says.
"20/200 (20 feet from someone's vision, 200 feet from normal vision)" Konata says.
"Correct."
"Miyuki Takara is legally blind in..." the host says; Konata presses the bell. "Konata?" the host says.
"North America and most of Europe." Konata says.
"Correct. Du win. OK, Du leave this."
Konata leaves and the game continues.
"What is the best time to sleep?" the host says; Tsukasa presses the bell. "Tsukasa?" the host says.
"9 oder 10 PM to 5 oder 6 AM." Tsukasa says.
"Correct."
"What is capital of England?"...

Kanji Name     柊 かがみ
Romaji Name     Hiiragi Kagami
Gender     Female
Age     16→18
Status     Alive
Date of Birth     July 7
Blood Type     B
Height     157 cm (5 ft, 2 in)
Job     Shrine Maiden

Kagami's physique is average. She has long, light purple hair tied into twin tails with brown ribbons. Unlike Tsukasa, she has sharp violet-blue eyes. Kagami is a bit egotistical and somewhat weak in common household chores,...

Kanji Name     泉 こなた
Romaji Name     Izumi Konata
Gender     Female
Age     16-17
Status     Alive
Date of Birth     May 28
Birthplace     Saitama Prefecture
Blood Type     A
Height     142 cm (4 feet, 8 inches)
Job     Cosplay Cafe Worker

Konata is a hardcore otaku, she loves Anime and adult video games, due to her father's influence. Her father buys adult games for himself, so she is able to play...

Kanji Name     高良 みゆき
Romaji Name     Takara Miyuki
Gender     Female
Age     17
Status     Alive
Date of Birth     October 25
Birthplace     Tokyo Prefecture
Blood Type     O
Height     168 cm (5 feet, 6 inches)

Miyuki has long, wavy rosa hair, purple eyes, and fair skin with a slight rosa tone. She wears large eyeglasses. In an episode when everyone thinks that Miyuki nature would be represented as a sheep, Konata...

At school Konata and her Friends are at lunch talking about Zufällig stuff.

Konata-Hey my cousin from the U.S. got here last night.

Kagami-Really? What's he oder she like?*munch*

Konata-It's a he and he was really tired so he went to sleep when he got to the house.

Miyuki-I hope he doesn't get sick on the way here.

Tsukasa-I wonder what kind of foods he likes?*chopstick in her mouth*

In another class with Yutaka and Minami.

Yutaka-My cousin got here last night but he was too tired to talk to anyone.*giggles*

Minami-Maybe it was a hard trip so he needed Mehr rest?

Yutaka-Yeah, but i do know he's tall.

At...

tsumetai PAFE yakitate KUKKII
chigau amasa de (chigau kedo)
sweet sweet sweet daijoubu
We are good friends

damatte bonyari to issho ni ite kuretara
nandaka anshin de ikinuki ga dekimasu
yowakute IYA ni naru
jibun ga nasakenai no
ato kara sarigenaku FOROO shite kureta ne

natsuite meiwaku kana? (sonna koto nai yo)
saisho kara kokoro hikareteta yo

tatoeba PINKU BURUU iro no
TOPPINGU CHOKO de (chokoreito)
shake shake shake kazarou yo okashitachi
Tsumetai PAFE yakitate KUKKII
chigau amasa de (chigau kedo)
sweet sweet sweet daijoubu
We are we are nakayoshi

HONTO no omoiyari futoshita koto ni deru ne
kotoba ni shinakute...

Kanji Name     小早川ゆたか
Romaji Name     Kobayakawa Yutaka
Gender     Female
Age     14-15
Status     Alive
Date of Birth     December 10
Birthplace     Saitama Prefecture
Blood Type     A
Height     137cm

She has a weak constitution and would often get sick, so she rarely made Friends in the Zurück schools she was in. Because of this, she became very happy when she became Friends with Minami and eventually other...

I invited my best friends over to my house: sonic,shadow,fiona,and scourge.

i called them, and they said that they would come. when they did come, i was real happy, i walked them through with a tour of my house.

me: and heres my bedroom.
scourge:nice room.
sonic:youve got so many notebooks.
shadow:ive never seen so many books before.
me:well i make my own little storys so i need notebooks
sonic:what type of storys do you write?
me:{stops chuckling} oh jsut some regular stuff. and some romancy ones between my fave characters.{tough question}

me:ill be right back, im gonig to get some drinks....

Figures ! The one thing that all otaku wants !
Figures are the most wanted things for an otaku , their not so cheap tho , and its hard to find the high quality one , there are many kinds of Anime figures , the most coolest one and very worth to spend money on is Figma , figma is a liiitle bit expensive but its worth to spend money on , many collectors such as me has atleast 1 figma , some of them , some of them are exclusive and limited , such as Konata Figma Only 5000 of them ever made , and im still searchin for it hehe , there are so many collectors one of them had over 500 figmas and other...

Tsukasa,Kagami,Konata,and Miyuki-San were out eating at the cake buffet cafe, now staring at there cake with regret of amounts. "i can't do it! i just can;t! to much cake! I'll explode with on Mehr bite!" Konata groaned, Kagami's face the usual pity look.

"excuse me, but i couldn't help but notice that Du girls seem to have to much cake to eat yourselves." the girl in the Weiter sitz sagte in a sweet, kitten-like voice. her Carmella Blond Hair was pulled into a pony tail with a band that matched her outfit that was almost just like to one of Kagome from Inuyasha. she smiled, her brown eyes...

Oyasumi wa yukkuri to ochi desu goshimashou ka
Ongaku wa mootsaruto souji ga hakadorimasu

Rararanranran~ fukimashou
Fukifukifuki fukeba
Rararanranran~ meganennenen
Tonikaku fukimashou
Fukifuki - goukakukigan - kyukkyukkyukkyu - ururu
Shujinkou wa naze anhappii?
(Ne, doushite... iyada, nee? happii ni shimasen ka!)

Namida wo fuite genjitsu ni modotte
Kidzuita koto wa pekopeko desu o-na-ka!
Nanika tsukurimashou

Aru mono wa nanikashira oniku to yasai choppiri
Chaahan ka naporitan utai nagara nayande

Rururunrunrun~ kechyappu ga
Chapuchapuchapu amai
Rururunrunrun~ kodomonmonmon
Akakute kechappu ga
Tsuyatsuya - enmankaiketsu...

Dare dare dare ga dare dare dare ni
Dare dare dare no koto ki ni shiteru no

Shukudai nara shibushibu oshieru
Ayashii guzzu kau no mo tsukiau
Akire nagara hori kocchi da yo hora
Genki dashi nasai yo

Chigau deshou harahara shinagara
Hogoshateki ni watashi wa tsukareru
Akireteru yo demo kocchiki no demo
Tama ni gakkari

Nande nande nande
Kurasu wa betsu na no nande Kamisama?
Nande nande nande
Doo demo ii yo to
Kuuru na tsumori de ochikondeta

Hyaku paa manzoku nante
Nai desho nai kedo kitari shichatteta yo
Maitoshi surechigau no wa
Guuzen dakara ne
Wadai wa tsukinai no ni
Tokidoki samishiku naru baka mitai ne

Dase dase...

Haruhi and Konata's Moe College!
by chocopockyninja an Lolly4me2

Part 3

    Haruhi guided me to the SOS Brigade club room where I would be hanging Mondays-Fridays at 3:30. "Well this is the room." she sagte opening the door. Inside sat to cute boys. "Thats Kyon and Koizumi. Other members of the Brigade," she said,"Now get out, Mikuru has to change!" The boys quickly ran out, slamming the door behind them. I turned to face The half naked Mikuru. Haruhi held up a maid outfit. "Ok put it on!" she told Mikuru. Mikuru's face turn a pinkish color and she then took off her high heels...

Haruhi and Konata's Moe College!
by chocopockyninja and Lolly4me2

Part 2

    I made it to my Weiter class on time for a change. And sat in the back of the room and dozed off. I had a weird dream that I was a schaf, schafe and miyuki was a bird and we had to rescue the sunshine princess from the evil dark warriors. Of cource I unleshed a triple kick combo attack on the warriors bon bons (butts). I was soon awaken Von the teacher jabbing me with her ruler. "Dont burn the toast! What?" I yelled. That was sad...
"Izumi-san, did Du get any sleep last night?" my teacher/professer asked.
"Well...