Liebe

From an E-Mail I got.

THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC Sekunde LINE:

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying Du screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything Du are not.

Love may be beautiful, Liebe may be bliss,
But I only slept with Du 'cause I was pissed.

I thought that I could Liebe no other --
That is until I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet,...

I Liebe my parents.

I don't know how I'll live without my parents, because I realize that they are the only people I'll always have. Friends don't last forever, and partners don't either. But your parents... they stick with Du from the beginning until the very end. Even when they leave the world, their memory and their wise lessons guide Du throughout life. The Liebe your parents have for Du is the strongest Liebe ever felt Von humans. And I think it would be idiotic to say otherwise.

I fight a lot with my parents. I become insolent and harsh with them at times, and sometimes, I exceed to such...