Girls Don’t Realize These Things
I'm sorry
That I bought Du roses
to tell Du that I like you.
I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with Du when Du were drunk.
I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants.
I'm sorry
That I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised.
I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy".
I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk.
I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy Du expensive things.
I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club.
I'm sorry
I would rather make Liebe to Du then just screw you
like some Zufällig guy.
I'm sorry
That I am always the one Du need to talk to,
but never good enough to date.
I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when Du threw up, and didn't get mad at Du for puking in my car,
but when we went out Du went Home with another guy.
I'm sorry
That I am there to pick Du up at 4am when your new man hit Du and dropped Du off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend.
I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around.
I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when Du call, to listen to Du cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work.
I'm sorry
That Du can't realize... I've been the one all along.
I'm sorry
If Du read this and know somebody like this
but don't care.
But most of all
I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore.
I'm sorry
That Du can't accept me for who I am.
I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.
I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told Du about it, I thought that was what Friends were for...
I'm sorry
That I told Du I loved Du and actually meant it.
I'm sorry
That I talked to Du for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening Du instead of spending time with my family.
I'm Sorry
That I cared.
I'm sorry
That I listen to Du at night talking about how Du wish Du could have done something different.
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Ladies always complain and gripe to their Friends that there are never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes that mistreat them. Well ladies, Weiter time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to. Maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't Du give me a chance?".
Because the person Du are usually searching for is right Von you.
If you're a guy and Du agree with this letter, post it as: 'I'm sorry'.
If you're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to post this into your profile, and Du would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your Profil as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' I really wish that Mehr guys were like this, and I bet a lot of girls do too.
