What would Du do if Du turned on the light in your room and discovered Loki sitting on your bett looking at you?

Seduce him, and turn off the lightXD<3.... couple months later bare him a son. Hey don't call me a perv, i'm just fangirling here!
And heres a picture of Mr. Sexy...

First of all, I'd pinch myself really hard to make sure that's not a dream. Then I'd just stare at him for coupla Sekunden cause I obviously wouldn't be able to produce anything coherent at once. If he says nothing while I'm taking my time for being shocked speechless, I'd say I'm glad to see him in my humble place and ask if I can be of any help to him. That's it, I guess :D

Turn off the light, get out of te room (all of these in a slit second) ad try to find my composure, then go back in, turn on the light, check he is still there and (always assuming it is a dream and not freaking out) wait for him to Tag something, he is the one suddenly appearing here after all...

wow okay...
i'd jump on him and we'll see where we go from there :p

"Loki, I'm cold, cuddle me maybe?"

;)

id be like um hello?(in a fangirl kind of way kind of like what the heck but with a little smile) and then sit Weiter to him and talk and id hug him

I would turn the light back off, and then take a sitz Weiter to him. After which I would tackle oder seduce him, and let him have his way with me. *scary ;)* Then, we would make plans on how to take over Midgard, and free him of his debt to Thanos.

This

O.o I'd probably die... oder I'd hug him! :3

A beauty it is that I get to answer this twice: I forgot some things in my other answer. It depends on the season, as well as my mood, as to how I might greet him.
Springtime: I'd probably freak out. Badly. It's a nice Tag - why is some perv on my bed?
Summertime: I'd tell him to get the effingness out of my room. It's hot - I'm moody, and want no one but me in my room.
Autumn: I might not come in until midnight because it's so nice out, Von which time my family's asleep, so what else can I do but hopelessly flirt? ;)
Winter: I'm cold, either let me crawl under my blanket oder we're cuddling.

if i found loki sitting on my bett in my bedroom, i'd sit down on the bett Weiter to him and get him to really open up about everything that transpired on asgard and his feeling about it all and then try to help him get over it all. in short, i'd Zeigen him some compassion and comfort.

I'd probably be like, "What the hell are Du doing here, and how the hell did Du get here?" Then when he explains, I'd be like, "Ah. I see. Hold on, can I write that down?(I'm a writer-I Liebe a good story!) Oh, and why the hell are Du here?" Then when he explains again, I'd be like, "Ok. Just make sure Du don't get caught Von my mom oder dad. Especially my mom. That would be bad. Nice to meet you. I'm tired, so I'm going to bed." Then I'd go to bed. Yeah. Not very creative answer.

I dunno who that is ouo

I would... Ummm... Melt. Turn into a pile of socially awkward goo. 'Cause I'm socially awkward. And Loki-dono is made of amazingness.

"Huh, so that's where I left you."

i look at him as long as possible......and i talk with him :D

GOOD GOD.
I think I'd die on the spot. If I didn't pounce on him first. ;)

*glomp*

Id be like um ok what are Du doing here????

offer him a kekse, cookies and steal his helm >:D

I would start talking to him and I'd hug and ask him if he needed help taking over the world. Then I'd say I could be his servant and do whatever he wanted me to do. :)

Im just a crazy Fan girl so i would say If I turned On the lights In my room and I found LOKI siting on my bett I would smile turn off the light slowly and have IT with him

"I don't think Du are supposed to be real"
"Well...I'm standing right here so..."
"Okay....then...what the heck are Du doing here?"
"Saw the window open"
"And?"
"Uh...thought I should come inside"
"Why?"
"I don't know"

Silence.

"Should I be worried?"
"Probably...yeah..."
"Uh...do Du have a cell phone available?"
"Yes"
"Can I borrow it for a second?"
"Sure" *gives cell phone* *I dial 911*
"Uh hello I think there's a psychopathic actor over here, could Du come over? No...no...no rush..." *closes*
"So...how's Thor?"
"Pretty good. With all that money from the movie..."
"I see..."

Silence again.

"I'll go bring some lemonade"
"Not much sugar please"



Yup I think that's what would probably happen.

I would just stare....Then I'm be like, "So what Du doing here?"
But then we'd start talking but like I would be dying inside, but before we no it we would be like a couple oder something, picture should say the rest <3

1-Scream and cry
2-Hug him
3-Kiss him so much
4-Ask if i can be his "goddess of mischief"
5-Help him to kill his brother and take over the world

I'd be like:
"Still better than Twilight!"

Honestly i would probably become one of those heavy breathing cat memes lol.