What do Du think of this?

It was late afternoon in investigation headquarters. Everyone had noticed that L was well, twitchier than usual. L announced that he was allowing everyone a rare break while he dragged the handcuffed Light with him to take care of the personal business that was making him twitchy. Most people celebrated their break Von heading to the vending machines for a snack. But not Matsuda.

Aizawa wandered down the hallway, pausing to see Matsuda's head pressed against the Wand Weiter to L and Light's bedroom door.

"What are Du doing?" Aizawa growled. "Ryuuzaki will be mad if he catches Du eavesdropping."

Matsuda peeled himself away from the Wand to press a finger to his lips and hiss at Aizawa to be quiet. "Come listen to this," Matsuda whispered breathlessly.

Against his better judgment, Aizawa reluctantly pressed his head against the wall.

Inside their bedroom, he could hear L and Light talking in low voices.

"Stop wiggling, Ryuuzaki," Light hissed. "It'll hurt less if Du stay still."

"But it will hurt," L countered. "I do not like pain."

"It won't hurt much. Honestly, have Du never done this before?"

"No," L replied dully.

"Seriously? I would think that everyone has-"

"I have not,' L cut him off. "I do not make a point of allowing foreign forms of moisture to enter my body."

"That's fucking disgusting, Ryuuzaki. Why do Du put it that way?"

"Knowing me as Du do, why are Du surprised?"

"Yeah, knowing you," Light muttered. "Now, hold still, okay? I don't want to have to tie Du down so Du won't squirm."

"I will not struggle," L sagte quietly. "I am a willing participant."

"Good."

There was a moment of silence broken Von a rustling sound and a muffled yelp from L. "That stings considerably."

"I told Du to hold still, idiot! Now, stop squirming. Let me-"

"To the left, Raito-kun. Please control yourself."

"I am! Come on, let's get this over with."

Another strangled gasp from L. "Raito-kun, do Du not know how to a