nice you got that memorized ? :)
mine XD
yare yare
sigh*

XD No! I found it on Wiki quotes!
Nice one!

From Episode 6-

Kyon: Actually pony tails turn me on.
Haruhi: What?
Kyon: The pony tail you had back whenever was so good it was criminal.
Haruhi: Are you retarded?
XD
Insult of Kyon!

Itsuki: You two can make a new world! Procreate!
Kyon: I'll punch you~

lol Those aren't the exact words but I love that bit XD

Yeah! Itsuki is always like this!

Kyon said this about Haruhi:
However, as always, this girl was thinking up all sorts of nonsensical stuff. I can't help but wonder if there's a black hole inside her head, since her common sense seems to come from a different universe altogether.
So funny XD

Haruhi? A god? XD

XD He was shocked!

from season 1 episode 1
when did i stop believing santa claus? in truth this sort of silly question holds no real significance for me however if you were to ask me when did i stopped believing that the old man wearing the red costume was santa then i can confidentley say i have never believe in santaever. i knew that the santa who appeared at my preschool was a fraud and no that i think about it everyone of my classmates shared the same look of disbelief watching our teacher to pretend to be santa although i had never seen mommy kissing santa clause I was already wise enough to be suspicious about the existence of an old man who only worked on Christmas eve XD

XD I also never believed in Santa claus!

Kyon said this about Itsuki-
Don't use a serious tone. Don't breathe on me. Your face is too close. Freaking me out.
XD

Since no one have posted~

Episode- The day of Sagittarius-

Kyon: [narrating] I relax and kill time with an alien, a time traveler and an esper without losing my sanity. I must be somebody special. Maybe I'll be scouted for arhathood.
Itsuki Koizumi: You seem to be troubled.
Kyon: Huh? Not really. I was just commenting on how I've gotten used to this place of absurdities. It's about time someone praised me.
Itsuki Koizumi: [smiling] Then should I offer some words of admiration?
Kyon: Wouldn't work coming from you. I'd end up worrying that there's a catch somewhere.
Itsuki Koizumi: [laughing] You're quite correct.

Nice :D
from the endless 8
kyon's sister: Kyon-kun your phone/denwa
kyon:you dont have to tell me that XD

XD Funny!

From the movie:

Kyon: That's the way it is. I prefer the original world after all. This one just doesn't suit me. I'm sorry, Nagato. I prefer the Nagato I've known up till now over you. Also, you look better without glasses.
Yuki Nagato: What are you talking about?
Kyon: Nagato. Return it to normal. Return yourself to normal. If you ask, I'll help you. You don't have to use that power to forcefully change things. It was fine the way it was.
Mikuru Asahina: Kyon-kun... It's pointless. This Nagato-san is completely powerless. She's just... a normal girl.
Kyon: [takes out a gun and points it at Nagato] ... Sorry.
Mikuru Asahina: Watch out, Kyon-kun!
Ryoko Asakura: [stabs Kyon in the back with a knife] ... I can't allow you to hurt Nagato-san.
Kyon: [thinks] What on earth... What on earth is this...
Ryoko Asakura: [giggles and then pulls out the knife and blood splatters everywhere] ...
Kyon: [falls down on the ground yells]
[thinks]
Kyon: It hurts... it hurts!
[looks on his hand which is covered in blood]
Kyon: [thinks] It hurts! It hurts!
Yuki Nagato: [falls down to her knees in shock] ...
Kyon: [thinks] It hurts! It hurts!

i remembered that part... sad moment

from the melancholy of haruhi suzumiya 2 when haruhi and mikuru dressed in bunny outfit
Mikuru Asahina: Kyon-kun, if I get ruined for marriage, will you take me?
[walks away tearfully]
Kyon: [thinking] What should I say? Asahina-san, from behind, you look like a student failed to get into college. Or a salesman after buying a house beyond his budget. Wait, you're going to call me that too?

LOL!

From The Boredom of Haruhi Suzumiya:

Afterall, the fate of the world rests on my pitching. The world sure isn't worth much these days.
XD

XD i remember that scene

From The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya episode-

Kyon: [awoken by cell phone] YEAA!
Haruhi Suzumiya: [on phone] Do you realize what time it is, you moron?
Kyon: Sorry, I just woke up.
Haruhi Suzumiya: [in anger] EEAAAH! You lazy dumbass!
Kyon: [whispering] We were supposed to meet up at 4:00?
Haruhi Suzumiya: Get your ass back here within 30 seconds!
[hangs up]
Kyon: [narrating] This was when the struggle began. In order to move Nagato, who when reading, is apparently glued onto the floor, I had to get her a library card so she could borrow the book, ignoring Haruhi's calls during that time.
Haruhi Suzumiya: [as Kyon and Yuki arrive] Late! Penalty!

XDDD

It would appear that she viewed guys on the same level as potatoes.
- Kyon, referring to Haruhi, Episode 2.