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posted by MoreThanFangirl
Whoever comes to this club - "kyle broflovski" on Fanpop - as a Kyle fan, hater oder whatever, may have quickly noticed that the posts of several Fans (mostly obsessed fangirls) were written over a Jahr Vor . That means, only a few Fans - for example me (MoreThanFangirl), Obro and dragons0214 - are still regularly online on Fanpop and/ oder have been posting stuff about Kyle for the last few minutes, hours, days, weeks, months...
So Kyle doesn´t have Fans anymore? All those people who used to be so crazy about him - it would be mean if I named examples - and gepostet messages like "I Liebe him" oder something like that, don´t respond when I ask Fragen in the "answers" feature, don´t pick in polls, don´t even have their accounts anymore??
Exactly.
Is that good oder bad?
Good: No fans, no reason for being jealous of their sayings. Du can post whatever Du want, and no one Antworten "stay away, b*tch, he is mine". AND Du can easily be one of the most contributing fans.
Bad: Being almost alone is pretty annoying, just like now. Those jealousy-causing fangirls were the reason I came on fanpop. And also, Du can´t win "dedicated" Medaillen and stuff.
However.
Why did they disappear?
Easy question, easy answer: The Fans have changed. They fall in Liebe with a real guy oder they realize that they can never be together with a fictional character. So they are embarrassed of all the stuff they´ve posted. Some Löschen all of it, some have gepostet so much that they can´t Löschen it. So they feel ashamed and never go back on Fanpop again.
I don´t want to say it would always be like that. But I think this is what has happened to most of them.
It may also happen to me later.
And I´m gonna be ashamed and will leave Fanpop oder whatever.

I don´t mind posting this.
Nobody reads it anyway.

- MoreThanFangirl
posted by dragons0214
"You know, you'd be pretty cool if Du were a boy." cartman sagte real snarky.

"you're a dumbass, dude!" Stan chimed in." Even if she was a boy, she'd still suck ass.

The school bus rolled down the straße and the driver open its creaky door. It time for me to board my chariot that'll take me to the luxurious tortures that await me at South Park Elementary. The three boys sat Weiter to each other at the very back row, while I sit at the sitz right behind the bus driver. It's like that sitz was reserved for me oder something. Or, kids at my school think that if the sit at my seat, they'll catch a disease.
posted by Michelle_Chang
(going back to the Zurück part..)
Craig: The hell was that?!
Clyde: I don't know.. *Looks at Token* Do Du know, dude?
Token: *Shakes head* Nope. What about you, Michelle?
Me: It's Mysterion.
Craig: (horrified) Are Du serious?
Me: Yeah.
Token: Who is he??
Me: It's Kenny..
Clyde and Craig: WHAT?! Who told Du this?
Me: That skank told me 3 days ago!
Craig: Du mean Bebe?
Me: Yeah. And also Rebecca.
(At Cartman's house..)
Liane: Eric, I am disappointed in Du for what Du did to this girl..
Cartman: I knuw, Mem..
Liane: What was her name again?
Cartman: Michelle.
(At the school..)
Bebe: *Puts my Bücher in my...
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posted by Michelle_Chang
(going back to the Zurück part...)
Me: (reaches Craig's front door and I knock on it.)
Mrs. Tucker: (answers the door) Hello, are Du a friend of Craig?
Me: Yes, I am. I've come to see him.
Mrs. Tucker: What is your name?
Me: Michelle.
Mrs. Tucker: Alright then. Craig, Michelle's here to see you!
Craig: I'll be there in a second, Mom! (comes downstairs with my football jersey and jacke on and sees Michelle at my front door) Hey, Michelle!
Me: Hey, Craig!
Craig: What's up?
Me: Not much, I was just wondering if Du wanted to go to the Filme today since we were unable to do so two days ago.
Craig: Sure....
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posted by Michelle_Chang
(going back to the Zurück part...)
(Mysterion then has his eyes set directly at Michelle as she steps a little farther back..)
Craig: Holy shit...
Token: Is it just us..
Clyde: ..Or is Mysterion actually falling for Michelle?
Janay: Little of both..
Mysterion: *hugs Michelle longingly..*
Me: *hugs Mysterion back longingly as well as he has his hand touching my hair...*
Craig: Hey, this reminds me about when Mica and I hugged the last time...
Clyde: Well, at least that's the first time he has ever hugged her while in costume..
Token: Du think?
Craig: Yeah, he hasn't done that before..
Clyde: Craig's...
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posted by Michelle_Chang
(going back to the Zurück part...)
Me: (is at Home and inside my room, trying to get ideas what to type in for my Liebe poem to Zeigen to the class for Wird angezeigt them our talents, but I just put my hands in my face and I just sit down on my bett and I stare at the window for a while, but then I just turn away for a minute.)
Mysterion: (appears) Hello, Michelle.
Me: Du startled me right there..
Mysterion: Sorry...
Me: It's okay. Anyway, is something wrong?
Mysterion: Well, it's about Stan.
Me: What'd he do?
Mysterion: At school yesterday, he tried to steal your herz from me.
Me: Kenny, whatever happens,...
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posted by Michelle_Chang
(going back to the Zurück part...)
Stan: Michelle?
Me: Yeah, Stan?
Stan: Do Du still like me?
Me: Of course I do! Why would Du ask that?
Stan: It's because Kyle told me that you're still with Kenny.
Me: Stan, no matter who I'm with, I'll never be over you.
Stan: Thanks, Michelle.
Me: You're welcome, Stan.
(then Stan and I hug and that he never lets go of me and I do the same thing)
Stan: I Liebe Du dearly, Michelle.
Me: I Liebe Du too, Stan.
Kenny: Stan, what the hell?!
Stan: The fuck am I doing, Kenny?
Kenny: You're with my girlfriend, Du know that?!?
Stan: Yeah, but I was the one who loved her first!...
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posted by Michelle_Chang
(going back to the Zurück part...)
Stan: I can't believe Kenny stahl, stola Michelle's herz from me!
Kyle: I know, dude.
Me: Hey, Stan...
Stan: Michelle! *hugs*
Me: Stan! *hugs Stan back*
Kyle: Hello, Michelle.
Me: Hello, Kyle.
Kyle: Can I tell Du something?
Me: Sure.
Kyle: Stan's been calling Du all week.
Me: Because...?
Kyle: So that he can let Du know that he isn't over you, no matter how much Kenny loves Du already.
Me: I'm sorry, Kyle... I've already moved on. He needs to Bewegen on too.
Kyle: OK. I'll tell Stan.
Stan: What did she say?
Kyle: She told me that she has moved on. Du need to do the same, Stan....
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posted by Michelle_Chang
(going back to the Zurück part...)
(Meanwhile, Kenny as Mysterion and I as the Angel – Jäger der Finsternis of Darkness try to see why Cartman has come back to South Park..)
Me: I think we gotta handle this situation up.
Kenny: Yeah, I think you're right.
Me: Well, it's the best thing for us to do..
Kenny: Yep, I'm always wondering this: Why did Cartman ever come back to South Park?
Me: Maybe because he wanted us back as his friends..
Kenny: (nods) Yeah, you're right, Michelle..
Me: Yep..
(then the Weiter Tag at school, Stan walks to Mr. Garrison's classroom with a paper that reads: "Kenny and Michelle are dating?" in his...
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posted by Sam9876
(going back to the Zurück volume...)
(then at Hell's Pass Hospital..)
Dad: Why does Michelle get hurt in battles like these? (then staring down at me sadly but not knowing that I'm recovering much quicker than before...)
Mom: Victor, it's because of someone threatening her into doing so.
Me: (then escapes the hospital before I knew it.)
(then at my house..)
Me: That was close. (then the cuts and the blueness from my face disappear as Stan, Emmy, Janay, Kenny, and Kyle see me out of the hospital.)
Emmy: Michelle! You're out already?!
Me: Yep.
Emmy: Wow, Michelle... You're pretty damn lucky Du got...
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(going back to the Zurück part..)
Me: (thinking: "I've gotten myself way over the edge now ever since Lea died. I'll never be any happier in my life again." then I just fall asleep for the night.)
(then the Weiter Tag at school, I have changed a lot.)
Stan: Hey Michelle.
Me: Hi Stan.
Stan: Du look like Du just turned into a goth. Du sure you're doing OK?
Me: Yeah, I'm doing just fine.
Stan: Okay. See Du in class.
Me: Yeah. See you.
(Stan kisses me on the cheek and we walk into class and we just go into our spots Weiter to one another.)
Mr. Garrison: Okay, children, let's take our seats..
Me: (then something...
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(going back to the Zurück part..)
Me (in my costume): (thinks: I knew what I had to do. It's my only chance to save the world once and for all. Mysterion and Kenny were right all along. The power and the fate of South Park is in my hands. I have known this for 10 years now and I still remember the first time I have received my immortality and my power. Whenever I had to fight someone, it always ends in me winning.) (then my shadow appears right before my enemy sees it.)
Unknown Enemy: It's no use, the Angel – Jäger der Finsternis of Darkness. There's nothing Du can do to save your town.
Me: Hmmph, there's only one...
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added by Eric_C
The Titel says it all.
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(going back to where we came from in the Zurück part...)
Janay: Wow, Michelle! Du sure are a rockstar!
Me: Yeah, I played this game and I rock at it!
Stan: I agree. Your skills are badass, Michelle.
Me: Thanks Stan! Du too Janay!
Stan and Janay: You're welcome.
Stan: Jinx!
Janay: Dammit! I owe Du a soda now, Stan!
Kyle: Wow, I wouldn't agree Mehr with Janay and Stan.
Kenny: (unmuffled) I guess I'm up.
(then the song starts and Kenny and I rock it up with our skills, and Kenny tries to keep the pace going with his skills, but I oben, nach oben the round off with my notes going unstoppable and unmissed as I...
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added by Kyle_B
Mr. Mackey obviously had a stick up his arsch oder something.
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(going back to where we left off..)
Stan: Wow. That was really the longest time we ever kissed in like days, Michelle!
Me: I know right, Stan!
Stan: Right!
(at Cartman's house, we arrive at the exact time.)
Cartman: Stan! Michelle! Du guys both made it!
Me: Yeah, it would be tragic if I missed the gitarre Hero party.
Kyle: Hey Michelle! Hey Stan!
Me and Stan: Hi Kyle!
Kenny: (unmuffled) Hey guys!
Me: Whoa, Kenny! You're not wearing your haube on! What happened!?
Kenny: I grew tired of having my speech muffled and all that, so I decided to not wear my haube on for the rest of my life.
Stan: Wow, Kenny......
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(going back to where the Zurück part left off...)
Mom: How's your day, Michelle?
Me: It was great, Mom!
Mom: Good. Good night darling. (kisses me on the cheek)
Me: Night Mom.
(my mom closes the door)
Me: I didn't know someone found out about my power until yesterday.
(the Weiter Tag at school, I see Kenny without his haube on for the Sekunde time)
Kenny: Did Du defeat him, Michelle?
Me: Yes.
Stan: Nice job, Michelle!
Me: Thanks Stan.
Stan: (smiles warmly at Michelle)
Me: (smiles back warmly at Stan)
(then Stan comes near to KISS me, and I get near too and we just KISS with us both having our eyes closed.)...
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(at night..)
Me(in costume narrating): This world was devastated before I became a superhero, and the main protagonist of South Park. A harsh, bleak place where we live in eternal darkness. Everything's a struggle where we live without hope. Why did it happen? No one will answer me directly. And they always point... to Professor Chaos, the main antagonist of South Park. That professor! He has tried to take over South Park ever since my birth of a hero for good to stop the villains for the better. There is also an eternal life form that I cannot truly defeat. He is known as Cthulu...
Janay(in...
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(going back to the scene of the Zurück part)
Bebe: THIS. IS. SOUTH PARK!! If Du say it's Sparta, I will kick your ass!
Cartman: I already beat your arsch like twice, Bebe!
(meanwhile)
Stan and I: Hey, Kyle. Hey, Janay.
Kyle and Janay: Hey Stan and Michelle.
(then we sit at our table)
Janay: Wow, you're so pretty in that dress, Michelle!
Me: Thanks. It's the color of my gloves.
Kyle: I agree. Du do look pretty tonight, Michelle.
Me: Why thank Du Kyle! Du and Janay are so nice!
(Back to the argument)
Cartman: I can't believe Du sagte Du were gonna kick my ass, Bebe!
Bebe: I never sagte I was!
Cartman:...
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(at the hospital)
Carla: Michelle, why did Du do it?!?
Me: Du SON OF A BITCH, Du F***ING PUNCHED ME EVERYWHERE AND I TOLD MY MOM THAT SHE MIGHT CALL THE COPS BECAUSE OF Du DUMBASS!
Carla: Michelle, I'm f***ing sorry, OKAY?!?
Me: WELL SORRY DOESN'T DO ANYTHING, MY MOM IS STILL CALLING THE F***ING COPS SO **** YOU!
Carla: I thought we were great friends, Michelle.
Me: It doesn't matter, Carla. I'm still kicking your arsch like Du kicked mine in the Zurück part.
Carla: (walks away)
Me: (removes my hospital kleid and puts on my usual school outfit and breaks out the hospital quickly, and I bike down...
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Pictures from DeviantArt, not from me. PS: Du might want to turn your volume down ~~KylexCartmanFan~~
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