"Are we there yet?" Private asked while he and the other penguins sat in the rocket.
Skipper groaned loudly and said, "For the hundreth time Private, NO!"
Dave snickered and said, "Are we there yet?"
Skipper growled and said, "Rico, would Du please shut them up?"
Rico nodded and upchucked a lit stick of dynamite.
Skipper went wide eyed and said, "NO RICO! I meant use duct tape. Don't blow us up."
Rico groaned and extinguished the stick of dynamite. He reswallowed the dynamite and brought back up the duct tape.
Dave chuckled and said, "Okay guys we'll stop. We're just trying to pass the time is all."...
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