Johnny

1 Du room is full of posters/pictures of him.

2 Du HAVE to buy the magazine that has his latest
interview/photos in it.

3 Du have JD shirts, duvet covers, bags ect.

4 Du have a special place for all your JD
merchandise.

5 If someone touches your JD stuff Du take it off
them.

6 Du get VERY ANGRY if someone says something
horrible about him.

7 Du find it annoying when someone spells "Johnny
Depp" wrong.

8 Du get exited when Du see one his Filme is
gonna be on in the T.V mag.

9 Du go to the cinema to see his Filme even if
Du don't know what it's about.

10 Du compare other actors to...

THE TIME SINK of Twitter is a wonderful place to keep up with your Friends and interests. oder if Du prefer, waste your idle time snooping on other people whom Du don't even know.

Just recently we have seen it used both in a malicious manner, to create and spread the rumour that Johnny Depp is dead, and in a pretty good way, to send a message from space.

As for Depp, he has been the victim of a terrible online hoax that has been used to spread malware.

Graham Cluley, who Von the looks of things is a bit of a fan, wrote, "Innocent Internet users were fooled Von the hoax, spreading messages to their...