1.Why are scene kids so bad at karate? Because they can never get past the white belt
2.A punk with a regenbogen collored mohawk sits down on a bench Weiter to an old man. After awhile he notices the old man is staring at him. "Whats wrong old timer?" asks the punk, "Never done anything wild in your life?" "Actually," says the geezer, "One time screwed a parrot, i was just wondering if Du were my son."
3.What do Du do if there's an Emo in your backyard with his hand blown off? Stop laughing and reload.
4.Whats better than 50 Emo kids nailed to a tree? One Emo kid nailed to fifty trees.