invader pam

Chapter 2: Stupid Creeper

"So why are Du mad?" asked Zim a nonexistent eyebrow raised. I didn't notice his appearence until now, he was taller than me and I come up to the shoulder of the tallest without my antenna. Shoot! He maybe even taller than the tallest. I guess being a defect can allow one to grow. He is completely the same exept for a few minor things. Besides his new height, his features were a little bit Mehr outlined and he was skinner. He wore his usual get-up, the only difference was how his rosa hemd, shirt was red from the years of wearing it.

"Ugh! Because you're here!" I yelled.

"So...

The Weiter Tag breezed Von like nothing and when night fell I snuck from my room. First thing on my Liste was get to the main control room. I need to at least have a destination. When I got there I scrolled though new conquest list. Everything marked for conquest were highlighted in dark blue and the planets that double crossed the armada and needed to be destroyed were in red. I looked though the "free game" planets and after give oder take 15 Minuten one planet caught my eye, "Earth". I don't know why but it stuck out.. eh maybe I've heard it in the past. I wrote the name and courdinates on my...

Chapter One: Smeethood

Miz was sitting in the corner, her hat covered most of her antennas. Her eyes looked normal in the shadows.
"Mommy sagte it would be fun here... she was wrong." Miz thought to herself cradling her knees.
"You, little pitiful smeet." sagte a loud voice. "Who are you?"
Miz looked up, a small red-eyed smeet stood above her. "I-I'm Miz, and, Du are?" Miz sagte softly slightly lifting her hat to see.
"I AM ZIM!!!" The smeet screeched. Miz's eye twitched. She stood up, Zim had to look up to see her eyes. She held out her hand and smiled. "Nice to meet you." She said. Zim held...

(Please tell me if Du like it)
It was snowing heavily, Miz walked the streets with her white scarf waving in the light breeze.Her blue misty eyes half way open, making her look gloomy, like always.Tek caught up and smiled."Miz!Miiiiiiiiz!Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiz!!"Tek sagte annoyingly.Miz looked at her."WHAT?!"Miz snapped."...Dinosaurs go rawr."Tek said, then ran away.Miz stopped walking and sighed."Why do I hang around these people..."Miz asked herself.She shrugged and ran after her.She finally caught up with HER, this time.She pushed her glasses back up and elbowed Tek's arm."Freak."Miz laughs."Why're...

Miz layed in bed, staring up at the brightly shining stars, then she realized something.
"Were's the ceiling?"Miz asked herself.She shrugged and fell into a deep sleep.The Weiter morning, she woke up, pulled her boots and gloves on.She was going to take the invader test.She was at a target range, she aimed at the dummy, then shot.She hit it, the dummy blew up.
"Well that's new."Miz said.Next she was building her SIR unit, due to a shortage of them.The SIR got to it's feet, it saluted Miz.
"MAE, reporting for duty."The sir said, it's eyes glowing red.
"MAE?What does that mean?"Miz asked, a puzzled...

I walked through the Great Hall, staring at the several specimens locked in the containers, straining to survive. The Resisty were trying to rehabilitate the Lost species killed Von the Irken empire, but were failing miserably. My own civilization was dying off, due to a Kürzlich run in with them. It was a horrible war, but our people decided to Mitmachen the Resisty rather than to fight them off. Why did they do it so late, though? I ran into someone while I was deep in thought. I looked down.
"Oh, hi, Lard Nar."
"Hello."
"Soo, how's it going?" I sagte slowly, obviously sensing the awkwardness in...

(Zim, Dib, PM, Gaz, and Tak are tied up on stage in front of an audience. I am holding a microphone. Gir is beside me. They all wake up. The audience claps)

Me: Oh good, your awake.

Zim: Where are we?!

Dib: Remember? That creepy girl's game show.

Me: I'm not creepy! Now, the Fans sent in some dares. I will read them aloud.

(I clear my throat. I take out take out flash cards)

Me: I dare Zim and Dib to kiss!

Dib: What?!

Zim: Never!

Me: Du didn't let me finish. I dare them to kiss, and if they don't, they get sprayed with high pressure water guns.

Zim: Obey the cards Dib-Worm!

Dib: Even if we wanted to...

Prolog

It all started when I heard the tallest were planning Impending Doom II. Since I played a somewhat important role in ID1 I knew it wouldn't be long before they asked for my help. It was just the end of my shift when Red called me over. I already knew what was coming when I saw that smirk creep across his face. The tallest knew about the whole situation in ID1, they also knew that having all that stress again might kill me. Du see I basically planned the entire ID1 strategy and all that hard work, the months of planing, flushed down the drain after he decided to Zeigen up.

After Zim decided...