This was a fanfic at FanFiction.net, but it was breaking the rule so I wanted to start over
*There is a stage that is similar to Tyra's but the screen says "Fun With Torture." Instead of a couch there is eight chairs, a two-seated couch, and a beanbag. Zim, Dib, Gaz, Tak, Tallest Red and Purple, Lard Nar, and Professor Membrane are tied up on chairs. Gir is sitting on a beanbag. In the couch there's two people. A girl with dark brown hair and eyes with evening sand skin is sitting. Weiter to her is a boy. His skin is a milch chocalate tone. He has long purple hair, blue eyes, and a small beauty mark on his cheek. *
Me: *Trying to sound like Jigsaw* Hello. I see Du are all awake.
Zim: WHO ARE YOU?
Me: Silence.
Zim: Du DARE-
Me: Shut up! oder else Du get wet!
Zim: I'll be quite.
Me: Welcome everyone to my new fanfic, Fun With Torture!
Audience: WOOOO! *whistles*
GIR: YAY!
Dib: I don't like the sound of this.
Me: Here we have Zim, Dib, Gaz, Tak, Tallest Red and Purple, Lard Nar, Professor Membrane, and our lovely GIR. Everybody except Gir is tied up. Who the hell would want to torture GIR?
GIR: I want tacos! ^-^
Me: Here ya go, cutie! *Gives Gir tacos*
GIR: YAY! :D *eat tacos*
Me: CUTE! =D
Audience: AWWW!
Dib: Dad's here? *Turns to Membrane* Dad look! ALIENS!
PM: *Looks around* Of course, son.
Dib: Du don't believe me? THEY'RE RIGHT THERE!
PM: It's rude to call Foreign and a strange goat aliens, son.
Dib: …
Me: Dumbass. XD
PM: Excuse me?
Me: Nothin'. Anyway, I'm your host BlackRose1013. My real name is Kianis, but Du may call me Kiki.
Tak: Von the way, where's MiMi?
Me: Oh, MiMi is in a SIR spa.
Tak: MiMi goes to a spa and we're here to get tortured?
Me: Yup! ^^ And this is my OC, co-host, Keme!
Keme: Hi.
Red: Why Du girls doing this?
Keme: I'm a guy!
Me: LOL! *hugs Keme* To answer Red's question, I have many reason. 1, mostly because I'm bored. 2, everybody else is doing it.
Purple: Hey I remember you!
Everyone: *Looks at me then thinks*
Gaz: Hey! You're the one who made me watch My Little Ponies!
Me: That's me! ^^
Gaz: Du bitch!
PM: Gazelene!
Dib: I'm not surprised.
Zim: Your real name is Gazelene?
Gaz: Don't even dare say it!
Me: LOL! 3, I can kill time. 4, It's fun!
Zim: FUN?
Me: I'm getting tired of gettin' interrupted. Keme, please get me a big bucket of water balloons.
Keme: 'Kay. *Leaves then comes back with my request.* Here.
Me: Thank you~ I usually have bad aim, but since anything is possible I'm giving myself good aim.
PM: I don't know why, but relea-
Me: *Throws a water balloon at Membrane* When I throw a water balloon it means to shut up oder when I just feel like throwin' one. *Throws another one at Membrane.*
PM: Why?
Me: I felt like it! ^^
Keme: -_- Kianis. May we continue?
Me: Fine. So reviewers out there, leave some tortures, dares, oder Fragen and we'll see Du Weiter time!
Zim: Are Du going to let us go now?
Me: Hell no!
Dib: So what are we going to do till Du come back?
Me: Well, other writers have to take Du for their torture/interview fic. But till that time comes. *Giggles* You'll be kept in here entertained Von Fred! *Press a button and a screen shows Fred.*
Everyone: No…
Idiot: Hey! It's Fred!
Me: LOL! C'mon Keme.
Keme: See all of Du later.
Me: Oh, one Mehr thing. This is rated T. So cursin' and makin' out is allowed. Please nothin' that is for M. Bye! GIR, if Du want Mehr tacos there's Mehr back stage.
GIR: OKAY!
*There is a stage that is similar to Tyra's but the screen says "Fun With Torture." Instead of a couch there is eight chairs, a two-seated couch, and a beanbag. Zim, Dib, Gaz, Tak, Tallest Red and Purple, Lard Nar, and Professor Membrane are tied up on chairs. Gir is sitting on a beanbag. In the couch there's two people. A girl with dark brown hair and eyes with evening sand skin is sitting. Weiter to her is a boy. His skin is a milch chocalate tone. He has long purple hair, blue eyes, and a small beauty mark on his cheek. *
Me: *Trying to sound like Jigsaw* Hello. I see Du are all awake.
Zim: WHO ARE YOU?
Me: Silence.
Zim: Du DARE-
Me: Shut up! oder else Du get wet!
Zim: I'll be quite.
Me: Welcome everyone to my new fanfic, Fun With Torture!
Audience: WOOOO! *whistles*
GIR: YAY!
Dib: I don't like the sound of this.
Me: Here we have Zim, Dib, Gaz, Tak, Tallest Red and Purple, Lard Nar, Professor Membrane, and our lovely GIR. Everybody except Gir is tied up. Who the hell would want to torture GIR?
GIR: I want tacos! ^-^
Me: Here ya go, cutie! *Gives Gir tacos*
GIR: YAY! :D *eat tacos*
Me: CUTE! =D
Audience: AWWW!
Dib: Dad's here? *Turns to Membrane* Dad look! ALIENS!
PM: *Looks around* Of course, son.
Dib: Du don't believe me? THEY'RE RIGHT THERE!
PM: It's rude to call Foreign and a strange goat aliens, son.
Dib: …
Me: Dumbass. XD
PM: Excuse me?
Me: Nothin'. Anyway, I'm your host BlackRose1013. My real name is Kianis, but Du may call me Kiki.
Tak: Von the way, where's MiMi?
Me: Oh, MiMi is in a SIR spa.
Tak: MiMi goes to a spa and we're here to get tortured?
Me: Yup! ^^ And this is my OC, co-host, Keme!
Keme: Hi.
Red: Why Du girls doing this?
Keme: I'm a guy!
Me: LOL! *hugs Keme* To answer Red's question, I have many reason. 1, mostly because I'm bored. 2, everybody else is doing it.
Purple: Hey I remember you!
Everyone: *Looks at me then thinks*
Gaz: Hey! You're the one who made me watch My Little Ponies!
Me: That's me! ^^
Gaz: Du bitch!
PM: Gazelene!
Dib: I'm not surprised.
Zim: Your real name is Gazelene?
Gaz: Don't even dare say it!
Me: LOL! 3, I can kill time. 4, It's fun!
Zim: FUN?
Me: I'm getting tired of gettin' interrupted. Keme, please get me a big bucket of water balloons.
Keme: 'Kay. *Leaves then comes back with my request.* Here.
Me: Thank you~ I usually have bad aim, but since anything is possible I'm giving myself good aim.
PM: I don't know why, but relea-
Me: *Throws a water balloon at Membrane* When I throw a water balloon it means to shut up oder when I just feel like throwin' one. *Throws another one at Membrane.*
PM: Why?
Me: I felt like it! ^^
Keme: -_- Kianis. May we continue?
Me: Fine. So reviewers out there, leave some tortures, dares, oder Fragen and we'll see Du Weiter time!
Zim: Are Du going to let us go now?
Me: Hell no!
Dib: So what are we going to do till Du come back?
Me: Well, other writers have to take Du for their torture/interview fic. But till that time comes. *Giggles* You'll be kept in here entertained Von Fred! *Press a button and a screen shows Fred.*
Everyone: No…
Idiot: Hey! It's Fred!
Me: LOL! C'mon Keme.
Keme: See all of Du later.
Me: Oh, one Mehr thing. This is rated T. So cursin' and makin' out is allowed. Please nothin' that is for M. Bye! GIR, if Du want Mehr tacos there's Mehr back stage.
GIR: OKAY!
Human Oc's Fane (left), Tis (top), Kikiam (center), Chrissy (right).
They were at training. Zim was in line in front of Mew, and the Tallest Red and Purple to be were in front of him.
"And then, I was like this, wazzam!!! And he was like "pew pew pew" But I over powered him and-" Zim was cut off.
"That's not what happened!!!" Purple exclaimed.
"Was to!"
"Was not!!!"
"Was TO!!!"
Mew and Red looked at eachother in distress. "Uh, yeah. Du two do that." Red told them as the line progressed to the test to get into Invader school.
"How did Du pass that?" Red asked. "Because of my AMAZING skills..." Zim pushed.
"You have amazing skills?" Purple asked astounded.
"Haha, very funny Du guys." Mew sagte sarcastically.
"And then, I was like this, wazzam!!! And he was like "pew pew pew" But I over powered him and-" Zim was cut off.
"That's not what happened!!!" Purple exclaimed.
"Was to!"
"Was not!!!"
"Was TO!!!"
Mew and Red looked at eachother in distress. "Uh, yeah. Du two do that." Red told them as the line progressed to the test to get into Invader school.
"How did Du pass that?" Red asked. "Because of my AMAZING skills..." Zim pushed.
"You have amazing skills?" Purple asked astounded.
"Haha, very funny Du guys." Mew sagte sarcastically.
week 2 (continued)
... when i woke up, it was still pitch black, but i knew i was awake. i felt something covering my eyes, a blindfold. after about 5 minutes, gabby ripped it off. my eyes were not itching, and neither was my head... SHE KNOWS IM AN ALIEN!!!!!!! i tried to escape, but i was tied to something.
(for the first time ever,im useing dialoge.)
"RELEASE ME!!! GABBY LEAVE ME ALONE!!!"
"...no."
huh. thats what she sounds like. an almost angelic voice.
"...NO?? no one says no t-"
just then she slaps me with the back side of her hand, which is Mehr painful than the other side.
"what do Du plan on doing to me?!"
"i plan on killing you."
i smirked. her stabing me might be painful, but its my pak that keeps me alive.
" i supose this thing on your back is keeping Du alive?"
oh shi-
to be continued.
... when i woke up, it was still pitch black, but i knew i was awake. i felt something covering my eyes, a blindfold. after about 5 minutes, gabby ripped it off. my eyes were not itching, and neither was my head... SHE KNOWS IM AN ALIEN!!!!!!! i tried to escape, but i was tied to something.
(for the first time ever,im useing dialoge.)
"RELEASE ME!!! GABBY LEAVE ME ALONE!!!"
"...no."
huh. thats what she sounds like. an almost angelic voice.
"...NO?? no one says no t-"
just then she slaps me with the back side of her hand, which is Mehr painful than the other side.
"what do Du plan on doing to me?!"
"i plan on killing you."
i smirked. her stabing me might be painful, but its my pak that keeps me alive.
" i supose this thing on your back is keeping Du alive?"
oh shi-
to be continued.
it was just another horrible Tag at skool. dib hates me, i dont like skool food, blah blah blah... but i did notice a girl thats been in my class for... god knows how long.i sat Weiter to her at lunch and i scaned her with my... well... scanner. i had a small discription. name: gabby. yes. pathetic. i had to talk to her.
the Weiter day...
SHE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SCARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! shes quiet and when she looks at Du its like she looks into your soul!!!SCARIER THAN GAZ PIG!!!YOU HAVE NO IDEA!!!!!!! i was to scared to talk to her,so i looked from afar. she seems to have blood on her hands before she washes it off. ima gonna follow her.
the Weiter day...
SHE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SCARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! shes quiet and when she looks at Du its like she looks into your soul!!!SCARIER THAN GAZ PIG!!!YOU HAVE NO IDEA!!!!!!! i was to scared to talk to her,so i looked from afar. she seems to have blood on her hands before she washes it off. ima gonna follow her.
it was a horrible Jahr at skool. sure, the humans were bad as always, but...it was also the bloodiest year.
i noticed a girl that was not in my class before.she had long strait dark hair and the usual uniform.she is very strange. she is quiet, scary, and when she looks at Du she stares into your soul. i found out that her name is gabby, and that she seems to be covered in red stuff as she walks in. she washes it off, though. i later found out that the red stuff is blood. i now know what it is and what it does.i tried talking to her and she is VERY scary. scarier than gaz pig. and thats saying something.
i followed her after skool to see who she really is. she lives in the woods, and she lives in a tent. as i was be hind a bush, i saw two little brothers running around looking for a toy oder something. well, they tresspassed, and let me tell you, youre not gonna like this.
to be continued
i noticed a girl that was not in my class before.she had long strait dark hair and the usual uniform.she is very strange. she is quiet, scary, and when she looks at Du she stares into your soul. i found out that her name is gabby, and that she seems to be covered in red stuff as she walks in. she washes it off, though. i later found out that the red stuff is blood. i now know what it is and what it does.i tried talking to her and she is VERY scary. scarier than gaz pig. and thats saying something.
i followed her after skool to see who she really is. she lives in the woods, and she lives in a tent. as i was be hind a bush, i saw two little brothers running around looking for a toy oder something. well, they tresspassed, and let me tell you, youre not gonna like this.
to be continued
(Zim is sleeping until StarBurst comes into the room)
StarBurst: Master Zim! Wake up! I'm ready for my Weiter lesson!
Zim: *moans* Five Mehr minutes.....
StarBurst: *pounces on him* FIVE Minuten IS UP! WAKEY! WAKEY!
Zim: *pouts* Fine, let me take a dusche and get dressed....
(later in the shower)
Zim: How did that girl ever get so happy? *looks over, sees StarBurst sitting on the floor watching him bathe* GASP! *grabs a bar of soap and throws it* GET OUT!!!!!!!
StarBurst: *twirls around* Okay! Toodle Loo, yo sexy vampire! X3
Zim: *pouting* How would Du like it if I watched Du bathe?
StarBurst: *jumps* I'd be HAPPY!!!! X333333
Zim: Du PERVE!!! 0_0
StarBurst: *having nasty thoughts*
Zim: Why Du little!!! *grabs her and accidentally looks into her eyes*
StarBurst: *rubs zim's chest*
Zim: HEY!!! LEAVE MY CHEST ALONE!!!
StarBurst: Master Zim! Wake up! I'm ready for my Weiter lesson!
Zim: *moans* Five Mehr minutes.....
StarBurst: *pounces on him* FIVE Minuten IS UP! WAKEY! WAKEY!
Zim: *pouts* Fine, let me take a dusche and get dressed....
(later in the shower)
Zim: How did that girl ever get so happy? *looks over, sees StarBurst sitting on the floor watching him bathe* GASP! *grabs a bar of soap and throws it* GET OUT!!!!!!!
StarBurst: *twirls around* Okay! Toodle Loo, yo sexy vampire! X3
Zim: *pouting* How would Du like it if I watched Du bathe?
StarBurst: *jumps* I'd be HAPPY!!!! X333333
Zim: Du PERVE!!! 0_0
StarBurst: *having nasty thoughts*
Zim: Why Du little!!! *grabs her and accidentally looks into her eyes*
StarBurst: *rubs zim's chest*
Zim: HEY!!! LEAVE MY CHEST ALONE!!!
