Lol, yes, the Titel is weird. But anyways, I am sooooo bored right now that I'm typing up Zufällig Zitate and mottos that I like. Cause I'm cool like that :P Anyways, here they are...
It may be that your whole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken Von people who annoy me.
At least you're not being rectally probed Von aliens.
What if, at this very moment, Du are living up to your full potential?
The Mehr Du think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink *cow* milk?? Who was the guy who first looked at a cow...
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