posted by goatfacewwe
Iggy Azalea: What;s up y'all this is Iggy azalee And here's a wired story about how I became a Power ranger.
Zordon: I need a new Ranger Alpha Go call a Girl In a Jumpsuit.
Alpha: Sure thing Zordon(Alpha makes a Phone call to Iggy)
Alpha: Hello r u the girl in the Fancy jumpsuit that Zordon was talking about?
Iggy: Um, I think so but I don;t know a Zordon and who are u?
Alpha: My name is Alpha Five and Zordon is the leader of the power rangers and he told me that u were wearing a jumpsuit that looked ,liked a ranger so I'm calling to see if your In.
Iggy: Oh that jumpsuit yeah it's the right girl but Don;t u have Rangers already?
Alpha: True but This is a new special ranger a Agilisaurus.
Iggy; What's that?
Alpha: a lizard
Iggy: Oh cool people say i look like one so It's perfect I'll do it.
So Iggy traded her jumpsuit for a tri-colored ranger suit.
posted by Thekingofbreads
Iggy Azalea: Hey Guys It's Iggy and I'm back with another crazy story. This time It's about how someone was angry about my song Black widow.
Aj Lee(hears Black widow): what is this?
Fan: Iggy Azalea;s black widow
Aj lee(crazy eyed):WHAT!
Fan: Yeah why
Aj Lee: I'm the black widow she's talking about
Fan: I doubt it
Aj lee(Throws a tantrum then SCREAMS): I'M GONNA KILL HER
Iggy Arrives and heard AJ's Scream: Hey what was that?
Aj Lee; So It's U the person behind black widow
Iggy: That I am and U are
AJ: That Black widow in the song is ME and I DON"T appreciate that AT ALL.
Iggy; What? I'm sure It's not.
Aj; I'm AJ lee and I'm the Craziest Black widow In the world
Iggy: What! I thought it was a spider
Aj; No it's me and U'll be sorry u made that song
Aj: Here's why(locks her in the black widow) That's why I'm the human Black widow(skips away).