Ever wondered exactly what is going on in House’s head? What’s actually making him be a jerk?
Some say that he is simply a jerk but I beg to differ. Someone is not born being a jerk, they are either made that way due to life experiences oder a mental disorder. In the fourth episode of the 3rd season “Lines in the Sand” House treats an autistic patient. Wilson begins to wonder why House wants to treat this autistic boy and comes to the conclusion that House may suffer from Asperger Syndrome a type of autism that causes difficulties in social interaction, restricted and repetitive patterns...

Found this Liste somewhere awhile Vor and I had gepostet it on my Facebook. I thought I'd share it here. :-]

100: Being a complete jerk to people all the time will make them like you, and sometimes, they will also fall in Liebe with you.

99: Vicodin will cure all wounds.

98: It's NEVER Lupus.

97: Du should know all about your sperm donors before utilizing their sperm. Du don't want your kid to be beaten up, after all.

96: Get a good alarm system and guard dog if you're going to be admitted into a certain Doctor House's care.

95: If you're a nurse and looking for spicing up your sex life, get a...

First of all I'd like to thank my new beta,link, for Lesen and fixing my Schreiben since my English has been proven a little defected. Thank you!

Second I'd like to thank Du guys who is still there Lesen this sort of lunatic and weird story. Thanks! Hope Du like this chapter and sorry for the late.

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Part IV

Coldness, darkness, moisture, … and a damn drop falling from the roof right Weiter the old and crank bett inside that small and claustrophobic cell. The pain was extreme, three days without those useless meds were enough to multiply the pain a billion times. That terrible smell, what the...

This is a very long section. As always please comment, let me know if Du would like me to continue to part 2.
The Weiter ten Minuten felt like a blur, a surreal blur in which everything seemed to go so fast yet so slow. House broke every traffic law in the book on the way there and parked in an krankenwagen bay. If Cuddy made it through this she would have his head for that. As soon as the car came to a stop Sarah flew out of the car so fast she tripped over her own feet. Luckily she regained her footing and did not drop Cuddy whom she was carrying.
“I’ll take her, go take care of yourself,”...

"House M.D.: The Jerk (#3.23)" (2007)
Dr. Robert Chase: [while giving Nate mushrooms] Nate, how's the pain?
Nate: Hey, it's Skippy, the busch kangaroo!
Dr. Robert Chase: Your head, Nate. We need to know how the pain is.
Nate: What I got here is the opposite of pain.
Dr. Allison Cameron: That means you're suffering from cluster headaches which means hopefully...
[Nate looks at Cameron]
Nate: [laughs] Man, you're hot!
[turns to Chase]
Nate: She's making me horny.
Dr. Robert Chase: Deal with it.
Nate: Hey, hey, hey, hey. Du can't get me stoned then not close the deal.
Dr. Robert Chase: [under his breath]...

i thought i might keep writing...im in the mood for it...so here's part 17...






They arrived back in New Jersey worn out and tired. Their flight had been delayed an Stunde due to a communication equipment malfunction. So, when they arrived they didn't hesitate to grab their bags and rush through customs before hopping into a cab that would take them to their seperate houses and their miserable, seperate lives.
The trip in the cab seemed endless and it was spent in complete silence; both Greg and Lisa savouring their final moments together and the wonderful memories that they'd created.
It didn't take...

“If Du want to change your life, do something, don’t believe your rationalizations, lock yourself up, and pretend you’re happy.”


A very profound statement laced with irony. I had started Schreiben this Artikel as a review on this week’s House episode, “The Itch” but upon Schreiben it I stumbled upon something I much preferred to write about. Now I realize this whole thought pattern I have here might be me Lesen far too much into a TV show, oder maybe my very in-depth study of Dubliners (James Joyce) in English class right now, that deals with the theme of paralysis, might be to blame...

He’s Home alone this evening. Wilson is still working, so it’s basically the usual bachelor plan: Chinese take out, some drinks, TV and Vicodin, followed Von laying on his sofa for hours, almost falling asleep, but not really.

He’s in the middle of opening a box of noodles, when a knock interrupts him.

“Someone better be dying!” He screams loudly in the direction of the door. He sighs and limps over to his cane, walking over to it. It’s a big surprise to see Cuddy standing there, looking nervous.
House opens the door suspiciously, “What are Du doing here?” He asks, realizing...

Since the beginning of season 4 of 'House MD', Fans and Fernsehen critics alike have been questioning the show's story structure and direction. There have been some significant changes to the show's cast, character development and episode structure. Some of these changes were well-received, while others still anger fans. Here, I want to assess some of these issues, with the aim of defending and promoting critical analysis of a Zeigen that many Fans are now abandoning.


The Spring Clean of Season 4

At the end of season 3, Chase, Cameron and Foreman were removed from the main cast, and season 4...

If Dr. Gregory House, MD lives in my country, he’ll surely be labeled as “Torpe” Von the people. Torpe, pronounce as “tor-pe”, refers to a male person who is basically much in Liebe with another person but loses his nerve whenever he feels like admitting his real Liebe to the one he admires the most even though the girl/woman already knew what he feels. 
I happened to notice how “torpe” he is during the last scenes of House in “The Itch” and “Last Resort”. He could have walk right through Cuddy’s door that evening, could have say “yes, I want a relationship with you”...

1. Du sit in front of the Fernsehen watching a Zeigen Du hate for hours just waiting to see the advert for the Weiter episode is on.
2. Du scream every time Du see the advert.
3. When Du see a [H]ouse DVD at the shops Du run towards it even though Du have it at home.
4. Du manage to turn every conversation into one about [H]ouse.
5. Every time Du see the word [H]ouse Du scream.
6. Du go to the hospital in hope to see oder meet a doctor with the same name as someone on [H]ouse.
7. Du know the Titel of every episode in order Von heart.
8. Du know the diagnosis at the end of every episode.
9....

**Spoiler Alert***
This is just a general outline of what I believe to be the best episodes of House. Went into a lot of detail with the best ones, not so much with others. * means best episode of that season, and ** means best episode period.

Season 1

“Everybody Lies”
How it all started, this episode gives Du a general idea of what the cast is like, not to mention House’s prickly bedside manner and his reasons for hiring Cameron, Foreman, and Chase.

“The Socratic Method”
One of the most interesting patients that House treats, Lucy Palmero is a supposed scyzophrenic who came to critical...

[Shot of squash court, two girls, best friends, playing against each other. After the game, shot of changing room, they are just about to leave.]

Anna (1st girl): I’ll see Du tomorrow. Give Du another thrashing.

Leah (2nd girl): Yeah, we’ll see about that! (laughs) Need a lift?

Anna: No, I’ll walk home.

Leah: OK. Bye

Anna: Bye

[Both girls leave at the same time. Leah gets in her car and drives off. Anna is walking in the same direction. Shot of her heart, beating normally. Shot of her walking. Another shot of her heart, now beating erratically. Shot of her vomiting, then collapsing.]

Credits...

FIRST LOOK AT SPINE
First look at the upcoming unofficial House MD game made Von caramelmilk and reminisce.


Characters
The main playable characters will be House, Cuddy, Wilson and Sam.
The characters have customized armor and weapons. Cuddy and Sam, for example, have a bra that protects them against enemies, whereas House and Wilson have boxers.
Certain weapons and special items can only be used Von specific characters, for example, House can’t use Wilson’s Lord Duckington oder teddy bear. House is also the only character who refuses to wear a lab coat.
The creative thinkers are still discussing...

Some months go Von and Lisa is huge. She is eight months pregnant and her belly now is really, really big. One morning they wake up. She doesn't have to go to work and House has taken a few days off to take care of her.
He opens his eyes and yawns. ‘Hey... how are you?’
‘I feel good. Like last days, about to explode.’ She chuckles. ‘No, seriously, I'm good. And how are you?’
‘I'm fine... anxious to see our son's face...’
‘We just have to wait a couple of weeks for that.’
House smiles at her. ‘I Liebe you...’
They are still lying on bett and she holds his hand. ‘I Liebe Du too.’...

Title: Used
Rating: R/NC-17
Pairing: House/Wilson FS, House/Cuddy FS, eventual Wilson/OFC and possible House/Cuddy
Warnings: non-con, violence, disturing images, sexual content and mild language
Summary: House endures his worst nightmare. As he struggles through the most traumatic experience of his life, will his Friends be able to help him get through it? Can they deal with it? Can he?




A/N: Hi, all :) This is my first post here, and I'm not sure who all is here that I may already know. I'm interesting in making new Friends who also enjoy House fanfiction...

My Schreiben tends to be dark and angsty...hope...

Once again an amazing episode.

The first time I watched this episode, I didn’t think too much of it. But now after re-watching it several times, I realize how amazing this episode is, it is defiantly one of my oben, nach oben episodes of season 1.

Through out this whole episode Hugh's Schauspielen was fabulous, absolutely flawless.
The pain and emotions he portrayed through out this episode took the viewer on an emotional rollercoaster, I found myself on the verge of tears Mehr then once.

The scene where House smashed his hand was beyond amazing, Du could really see and feel the pain he was going through at that...

Lisa gets Home and after having abendessen and a dusche she is really tired and goes to bed. It feels strange to have the whole bett for her; anyway she falls asleep very quickly.
House spends the whole night moving from one place to another and running a lot of tests with his team. It's been a long Tag and he finally goes home. When he gets there it's early yet. House tries not to make much noise and has a shower. After that, he goes to bett and lies Weiter to Lisa. Some Minuten later, she starts to open her eyes and sees him sleepy.
‘You haven't waked me up...’
‘You haven't tucked me in either......