Lollipop Isues

Liz-hello...r u doctor house
House-yes...wat do u want...and make it quick
Liz-well...I'm liz and I'm your daughter....
House-u can't be...who's your mother..
Liz-stacy warner....why...
House-oh my god....u r my kid...but why r u here...
Liz-my mom kicked me out.....
House-why....
Liz-reasons....if u don't wan me than I will just leave......
House-wait.....u can stay...but tell me why she kicked Du out....
Liz-I'm pregnant.....r u happy now....
House-who's the father...
Liz-this guy named...Lucas.....
House-what does he do for a living...
Liz-he's a PI....why...
House-I'll be back.....
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Cuddy-what do u want now house....
House-Lucas is. Cheating on you...
Cuddy-why do ou think that...
House-I have a daughter.....
Cuddy-wow....but what does that have to do with anything.....
House-he got her pregnant....
Cuddy-oh my god.....how could he....
House-well he put his lollipop in her...
Cuddy-house shut up.....
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Wilson walks in
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Wilson-what happened...house why is she crying
House-Lucas cheated on her.....
Wilson-oh my god....with who...
House-my daughter....
Wilson-you have a daughter...but why is she so upset about it.
House-he got LIz pregnant.....
Cuddy-can Du two just shut up for five minutes.....
House-well I got tk go see Liz.....
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Cuddy follows him
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Liz-who is she dad...
House-this is lucas's girlfriend...
Cuddy-this is your daughter house....
House-yep.....
Liz-hey......well I'm gunna leave...bye...
House-liz....we have to talk about this...
Liz-okay....shoot...
House-how old are you...
Liz-15
Cuddy-oh my god.....you had sex and got pregnant at 15....
Liz-it wasn't my intention...but he knows how to use what god gave him....
Cuddy-ya...I know....after I get Home he won't even have what god gave him....
Liz-ya...sure...you think that will stop him...he likes them ruff..
Cuddy-are Du sure Du are pregnant.....
Liz-yes...I took 4 prgnancy tests....
Cuddy-okay...
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Wilson walks in and looks at liz in shock
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Wilson-god...house Du didn't tell me she was hot...
Liz-hello....
House-I know...I can't believe stacy and I did that good....
Cuddy-you mean this is yours and stacy's daughter...
House-ya...I know....you wish it was yours so Du could ride my lollipop instead of lucas's....
Cuddy-okay...I'm out of here...
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Cuddy left
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Wilson-you are so hot...
Liz-oh...well...okay..
Wilson-are Du gunna live with house...
Liz-yes...
Wilson-well...I'm house's roomate....
Liz-cool.....
Wilson-so.....
Liz-so....is my dad into that cuddy chick...
Wilson-ya...he has been for 20 years...
Liz-well....since Du live with him...can Du give me a ride home
Wilson-ya...I could do that....

TBC