* For all my hippie Friends out there, this is meant to be funny. I don't do all oder even most of these things. This is a joke me and my sister have together. And excuse my spelling :)
Du know your the rebelling child of a hippie when...
... Du throw compost and recycling into the garbage while yelling, "Fuck the enviroment!!"
...You think that what your mother tells Du is "natrual beauty" is butt ugly.
... Du are considered a dissapointment to your family because Du went to college and got a real job.
... Du get yelled at for inappropriate abendessen talk because Du talked about your Tag at school and not the latest campaign.
... The best way to get back at your parents is to be the best housewife ever.
... Du change your name as soon as Du can talk because your parents named Du Sky, Sunshine, Eternity, oder River.
... Du are considered a heathen because your a christian.
... You've thought about joining the army just to piss your family off.
... Your parents nightmare is for Du to go to college, get a real degree, get a real job, get married and have tons blonde children.
Add your own!!
Du know your the rebelling child of a hippie when...
... Du throw compost and recycling into the garbage while yelling, "Fuck the enviroment!!"
...You think that what your mother tells Du is "natrual beauty" is butt ugly.
... Du are considered a dissapointment to your family because Du went to college and got a real job.
... Du get yelled at for inappropriate abendessen talk because Du talked about your Tag at school and not the latest campaign.
... The best way to get back at your parents is to be the best housewife ever.
... Du change your name as soon as Du can talk because your parents named Du Sky, Sunshine, Eternity, oder River.
... Du are considered a heathen because your a christian.
... You've thought about joining the army just to piss your family off.
... Your parents nightmare is for Du to go to college, get a real degree, get a real job, get married and have tons blonde children.
Add your own!!