France
Honhonhon! Bonjour English man! Grow a real dick and don't fuck with Peter Pan! I'm Francis Bonnefoy and everyone loves me! Du call me a wanker, cause mine is the biggest! Fuck off with your kid brother, cause USUK surely hits it!

Britain
SHUT UP! Du DAMN FROG FACE! The fact that your on the same continent is a disgrace! All Du are is a bloody wanker, my rhymes hit hard, like Captain Hook's anchor! Your just a bloody whore, I can't stand your face no more, your such a prick! Even Sealand has Mehr dick! I have an army of Red Coats! Du have shitty little boats! Waiting till the last...

I own nothing, but pray for all those affected Von the Twin Towers incident. I hope I didn't offend anyone~ And may everyone who was affected heal, and the people we Lost rest in peace... thank Du and enjoy this fanfiction.
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That day... That Tag I felt something wrong, I thought it was paranoia.

But I was wrong, because that day, when the plane crashed... I was at a UN meeting and suddenly my head hurt.

"A-Ahhh ow!" I gripped my hair and felt blood dripping from my nose, my eyes already stung and I heard so...

RUN! CLEVERBOT IS RUSSIA!!!!! O-O

User: Are Du ready?



Cleverbot: Ready for what?



User: For the Weiter Hetalia war!



Cleverbot: Am not afraid... But.. Es.



User: *hits with China*



Cleverbot: *hits Du with 'Murica*.



User: *hits with Belarus*



Cleverbot: *hits with an axe*.



User: *hits with Prussia*



Cleverbot: *hits with chainsaw*.



User: *hits with Sebastian*



Cleverbot: *hits with awesomeness*.



User: *hits with drunk England*



Cleverbot: *hits with Sealand*.



User: Wait, Du know about Sealand?



Cleverbot: Yes. Sealand from Hetalia.



User: O-O.



Cleverbot: Which Hetalia character are you?



User: Um...America!



Cleverbot: America,...