A good friend will comfort Du when he rejects you. A best friend will go up to him and ask, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for Du when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps Du up when Du fall. A best friend keeps on walking, saying, "Walk much?"
A good friend helps Du find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask Du if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at Du and say, "Haha, loser!"
A good friend will offer Du a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with Du at that time of month. A best friend will throw Du a tampon and push Du in.
A good friend gives Du their umbrella when it rains. A best friend takes yours and yells, "Run, bi***, run!"
A good friend will help Du move. A best friend will help Du Bewegen the bodies.
A good friend will bail Du out of jail. A best friend will be in the room Weiter to you, saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend has never seen Du cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that Du cried.
A good friend asks Du to write down your number. A best friend has Du on speed dial.
A good friend will leave Du behind if that's what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the crowd's butts for leaving you.
A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
A good friend tells Du that she knows how Du feel. A best friend just sits down and cries with you.
A good friend will ask Du why you're crying. A best friend won't say anything when Du start crying for no reason, but will just sit down and cry with you.
A good friend will help Du learn to drive. A best friend will help Du roll the car into a lake so Du can collect insurance.
A good friend will watch your pets when Du go away. A best friend won't let Du go away.
A good friend will go to a konzert with you. A best friend will kidnap the band with you.
A good friend will hide Du from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they're after Du in the first place.
A good friend will be there for Du when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps Du up when Du fall. A best friend keeps on walking, saying, "Walk much?"
A good friend helps Du find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask Du if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at Du and say, "Haha, loser!"
A good friend will offer Du a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with Du at that time of month. A best friend will throw Du a tampon and push Du in.
A good friend gives Du their umbrella when it rains. A best friend takes yours and yells, "Run, bi***, run!"
A good friend will help Du move. A best friend will help Du Bewegen the bodies.
A good friend will bail Du out of jail. A best friend will be in the room Weiter to you, saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend has never seen Du cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that Du cried.
A good friend asks Du to write down your number. A best friend has Du on speed dial.
A good friend will leave Du behind if that's what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the crowd's butts for leaving you.
A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
A good friend tells Du that she knows how Du feel. A best friend just sits down and cries with you.
A good friend will ask Du why you're crying. A best friend won't say anything when Du start crying for no reason, but will just sit down and cry with you.
A good friend will help Du learn to drive. A best friend will help Du roll the car into a lake so Du can collect insurance.
A good friend will watch your pets when Du go away. A best friend won't let Du go away.
A good friend will go to a konzert with you. A best friend will kidnap the band with you.
A good friend will hide Du from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they're after Du in the first place.
