1. Du tell everyone they're your distant cousins.
2. You've written Mehr letters to them than Du can count.
3. Instead of asking WWJD (What would Jesus do?) Du ask WWERDD (What would Emma, Rupert and Dan do?).
4. Du have a not-so-secret shrine to one and/or all three members of the trio in your closet.
5. Du have Mehr pictures of them than Du do of your own family.
6. Du were sleeping in Leicester Square three days before the premiere. Ditto in London. Ditto in France.
7. Du can no longer attend the premieres due to a restraining order.
8. Your room would scare even the biggest Harry Potter fans.
9. Du don't consider news important unless it involves one of the trio.
10. People think Du suffer from Multiple Personality Disorder because they constantly hear Du referring to "Dan," "Emma," and "Rupert."
2. You've written Mehr letters to them than Du can count.
3. Instead of asking WWJD (What would Jesus do?) Du ask WWERDD (What would Emma, Rupert and Dan do?).
4. Du have a not-so-secret shrine to one and/or all three members of the trio in your closet.
5. Du have Mehr pictures of them than Du do of your own family.
6. Du were sleeping in Leicester Square three days before the premiere. Ditto in London. Ditto in France.
7. Du can no longer attend the premieres due to a restraining order.
8. Your room would scare even the biggest Harry Potter fans.
9. Du don't consider news important unless it involves one of the trio.
10. People think Du suffer from Multiple Personality Disorder because they constantly hear Du referring to "Dan," "Emma," and "Rupert."