1. "What did I ever do to y- oh, nevermind."
2. "Oh, ha ha, Du got me! Am I on Punk'd? Where's the camera guy, huh? Where!?"
3. "Wow, you're even dumber than Du look, and that's saying something. What kind of idiot tells their victim what they're about to do?! I'm ready for Du now!" *Prepare yourself Von getting into various Matrix positions, beckon him with one finger*
4. "And she's all 'F.Y.I., he's so into me and not you.' and I'm all 'Yeah, right, whatever.' Oh, I'm sorry! Did Du say something?"
5. "Why do Du have to be so mean?!" *produce fake tears and throw a tantrum*
6. "Uh, I'm...
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