Harry Potter

Possibility one: Offer yourself as a babysitter for Hagrid's pets.

Especially recommended to: People who are not afraid of a painful death

Assumed probability of success: Depends on your skill

Possible reason for failure: Hagrid has just locked himself up in his cabin, refusing to listen to your offer, because of the latest attack on his self-esteem.

Side effects: Might break Hagrid's herz if Du get into a close relationship with him.

Possibility two: Dig up Voldemort's corpse, take a Polyjuice Potion with a part of him and Zeigen yourself in public.

Especially recommended to: good actors and actresses...

Part two of my parody :) I do not own Harry Potter oder A Midsummer Night's Dream.
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FLITWICK
Is all our company here?

JAMES
You were best to call them generally, man Von man,
according to the script.

FLITWICK
Here is the scroll of every man's name, which is
thought fit, through all Hogsmead, to play in our
interlude before the duke and the duchess, on his
wedding-day at night.

JAMES
First, good Filius Flitwick, say what the play treats
on, then read the names of the actors, and so grow
to a point.

FLITWICK
Our play is, The Most Lamentable Comedy, and
Most Cruel...

I do not own Harry Potter, oder A Midsummer Night's Dream. I did have a dream in summer one time, though...I think.

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CORNELIUS
Now, Lydia, our nuptial hour
Draws on apace; four happy days bring in
Another moon: but, O, methinks, how slow
This old moon wanes! She lingers my desires,
Like to a step-dame oder a dowager
Long withering out a young man revenue.

LYDIA
Four days will quickly steep themselves in night;
Four nights will quickly dream away the time;
And then the moon, like to a silver bow
New-bent in heaven, shall behold the night
Of our solemnities.

CORNELIUS...

Genre: Angst
Rating: PG-13 (Just to be safe.)
Author: WolfAngel'JR (in FanFiction.Net -bendaimmortal here.)
Characters: Barty Crouch Jr., Barty Crouch Sr. & Mrs. (Caroline) Crouch.

Summary: The Crouch family, the Tag they save the son from Azkaban. Begins with a look into Junior’s feelings throughout his Jahr in there but focuses on the Tag they save him. As always, in my very different interpretation. This is a one-shot.

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A/N I know most people see them in a completely different light but no flaming, please because this view does make all the sense in the world and it is actually...

10 Ways to Annoy Bellatrix Lestrange

1) Suggest that Voldemort thinks that Pettigrew is a Mehr capable Death Eater than she is.
2) Send apparitions of the Longbottoms after her, never letting her rest.
3) Post Harry Potter Fan type things all over her Azkaban cell.
4) Keep bringing up her sister, Andromeda, in conversation.
5) Keep bringing up Tonks in conversation.
6) Impersonate Voldemort and make her believe that he’s into peace with Muggles.
7) Cut off her hair and dye what’s left orange; Du can tell her that her appearance improves with the “Annie Lennox” look.
8) “Confiscate” her...

1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter Bücher and/or movies.

2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.

3. Quote Dobby.

4. Hog the computer 24/7 while logged onto MuggleNet.

5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from Du (Example: When in a car oder an elevator). If Du don't have a book with you, recite from memory.

6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and Weihnachten and demand that they keep it and treasure it forever.

7. Rewrite their Favorit song with Harry Potter lyrics and sing it constantly.

8. Crowd their Posteingang with...

I have loved harry potter sinse i first saw the movie. I read all the Bücher 14 times each. there so good. My favourite character is Lucious. he is so cool. i also like voldemort,hes cool. Its the best. I went to c the new movie and its soooooo good. I Liebe harry potter.it is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

OMG i just loved to wrote this chapter, i don´t know why, it´s a little bite sad but i really Liebe it.
Hope Du like it
Please tell me what Du think
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It didn´t take me too much long to realize that who was coming was my brother and Filch, they were doing the usual round Von Hogwarts to check if everything was how as it should be... whitout Sirius Black.
I remembered that Severus had, literally, forbidden me of getting out of my room after abendessen time for being to dangerous now that Sirius Black had escaped from Azkaban and he was looking for a way to get into Hogwarts.
I looked at him again...

Firstable,
i am talking about the writers.

Be Objective, who writes her saga's the best?



ok, in my opinion, J.K. Rowling is way better writer than Meyer.

Why?
ok, #1 J.K. Rowling has written 10 books.
#2 she uses a Mehr complex vocabulary and she creates a new one. with all the spells, names and a whole world of magic.
#3 the history she has to create Jahr Von year, has a really good continuity.
#4 Harry Potter characters have political and social foundations.
#5 the characters have to grow with the history and she make it look simple.
#6 she takes the risk of killing important characters, like...

*sigh*

Although I hate to admit it, it ought to be put into two different movies, much like the way Peter Jackson put content from the Two Towers into The Return Of The King.

It would mean that we'd get a much better movie than that last one which was like watching a car crash. (I had to look away.) The scenes look great, but we never get to see the events oder hear the lines before being wisked away to see another set and be deaf to another set of lines we ought to hear.

I really don't want that to happen again, because lets face it, it sucks. Thus, two Filme would be better. The first three...

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So first of all, the Filme portrayed Ron's relationships very, very BAD. I think the director shipped Harry with Hermione, because their chemistry in the movie is such a blessing while Ron just appears from nowhere in the movies. Mostly like everyone, I started on the series Von watching the Filme when I was a bit of younger, and I was soo confused when Ron...

Heyyy I'm back from holiday! I missed Schreiben Artikel so much! Throughout holiday, I continued thinking of Fanpop and Artikel ideas through my head. Oh, phew! I'm not running out of them. Because I analyzed Albus Dumbledore in my head and diary, and ready to post it on Fanpop.

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Harry Potter: Hogwarts Mystery which has now been released for Android and iOS, is already topping the charts on the Google Play Store and apfel, apple App Store.
Abhijit Ahaskar
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Hi everyone, since the release of the book here in Malaysia a couple of weeks ago. Here are my thoughts and why I'm excited to get the soft cover copy of the book soon, as well as my expectations.

The Characters

Okay, since the characters are the same. Despite that it's set several years after the events of the Deathly Hallows, it also features Harry's Sekunde son, Albus in it and will continue the Potter bloodline in the story.
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