Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1

Introductory helicopter nature shot
Bad guy at a safe, sicher distance
Second introductory helicopter nature shot...
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One loooooong boot ride later...
I looked up after getting off of the boat. My mouth dropped open in surprise. I saw a huge building, bigger than any house I've ever seen. It was lit up, and it looked as if it was inviting us in. Hagrid knocked on the front doors three times, and it swung open. I knew I had to be dreaming. The room could fit several houses in it, and the ceiling was so high, I could barely see it. I stared around...

It was my 11th birthday and I was having my birth Tag party. Now this birth Tag was big my one one it was about six when i heard a owl at my door, i just open the door and a letter was to the owl werid i thought so i open the letter and seen want it said

Headmaster: Albus Dumbledore
(Order of Merlin, First Class, Grand Sorc., Chf. Warlock,
Supreme Mugwump, International Confed. of Wizards)


Dear Ms. Rhom ,

We are pleased to inform Du that Du have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please find enclosed a Liste of all necessary Bücher and equipment.
Term begins on September...

I will not skip to the headmaster's office Singen 'we're off to see the wizard' ... LOL

"I will not make jokes about Lupin and 'his time of the month'"

Knock knock.
Whos there?
You know.
You know who?
He's dead, Du can say his name now.



How many deatheaters does it take to light up a wand?
One, but you'll have to find one with a hand.

How many snape's does it take to light up a wand?
WAIT! HE'S ABOUT TO INVENT THE NEWEST REMEDY FOR GREASY HAIR!

The Giant Squid is not an appropriate datum to the Yule Ball.

I will not use Umbridge's quill to write "I told Du I was hardcore".

I will stop referring to...