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Ron and Hermione Kissing: Real oder Fake

added by RealBenTennyson

Again, a result of Google Search. REAL oder FAKE?

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PurpleQueen17, luckyguy1 and 2 others like this

angiii7 be real be real be real *fingers crossed*

Ash24 its a fake, this has been out since early last year, and they shot the kiss in the chamber of secrets so they would shot the kiss on set

UHPstaff that not rupert & emma

Wizard_Vampire It's A FAKE.

RealSunshine I doesn`t seem like Rup/Emma :S

Mia_Lewis17 yep. It's fake ..

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How do Du know when Du take harry potter 2 seriously?

posted by rk1241

I got this off another website, check it out:

How do Du know you're taking Harry Potter too seriously?

Your computer says "You've Got Mail" and Du run outside looking for an owl.
Du ask for a besen for Christmas.
Du sort everyone Du meet into the four Hogwarts houses.
Du went out and bought the latest edition of the Webster's Dictionary because they added the word "muggle".
Du were burned trying to get through the flames of your fireplace.
Du were kicked out of the movie theater for standing on your chair, throwing your shoe at the screen and yelling "THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN IN THE BOOK!"

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plese Mitmachen hartclan

posted by cat100

plese Mitmachen hartclan for chance at deputy and 2 props..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

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HARR POTTER Fan OF THE WEEK CONTEST OPEN

posted by koolamelia

Again, I'm really sorry for it coming late. I completely forgot but from now on, I promise I'll try to keep the contest going and try not to forget!

If you're interested in entering The Fan of the Week Contest, only a few rules apply. Du can only enter once for obvious reasons, Du CAN vote for yourself, when entering, please include a pciture of your favourite character, Du CAN Werben yourself i.e post of people's Wand asking them to vote for you, making an artical saying why Du should win etc.

After the contest has closed, the winner will be interviewed. The Frage will come threw...

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Pottermore: Number Four, liguster, liguster, privet Drive

posted by koolamelia

The name of the straße where the Dursleys live is a reference to that most suburban plant, the liguster, privet bush, which makes neat hedges around many English gardens. I liked the associations with both suburbia and enclosure, the Dursleys being so smugly middle class, and so determinedly separate from the wizarding world. The name of their area is 'Little Whinging', which again sounds appropriately parochial and sniffy, 'whinging' being a colloquial term for 'complaining oder whining' in British English.

J.K Rowling:

Although I describe the Dursleys' house as big and square, as befitted Uncle Vernon's...

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Potttermore-Ghost Plot

posted by sharon-sel

J.K. Rowling's thoughts

This is a personal expression, which has nothing to do with tales of the dead.

Over the seventeen years that I planned and wrote the seven Harry Potter Bücher (not to mention Quidditch through the Ages, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them and The Tales of Beedle the Bard), I generated a mass of information about the magical world that never appeared in the books. I liked knowing these things (which was fortunate, gegeben that I couldn't stop my imagination spewing it all out) and often, when I needed a throwaway detail, I had it ready because of the background I had...

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Calypso p.7

posted by princessofmagic

Calypso's P.O.V.

Being dead wasn't bad at all. No sarcasm. When Calypso died, her soul landed in a big red room. No,it wasn't a room, but like a big red empty space. Different souls were cruised around her, to see who she was. Calyspo heard one soul say "Another one? Why are we getting so many kids?"

"Tiss a shame, there all dying far to young." another sagte sadly. Calypso raised an eyebrow. A lot of the souls left, but one remained. It was Dumbledor.

"Calypso Cryson. Seventh year, Slytherin. I remember Du all right. Even though Du did Du best to avoid being seen Von me, I noticed the resemblance...

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Lord Voldemort Takes a Facebook Survey

posted by KateKicksAss

Credit: link. I didn't write it myself.

"I like taking pointless Facebook surveys as much as the Weiter person. But, since they’re mostly about kissing, I started to wonder how someone completely incapable of feeling Liebe might handle such things. So I just had to tag my good pal Lord Voldemort in my most Kürzlich survey. Here's what he had to say:

Was your last KISS standing up, sitting down, oder lying down?
The only KISS I believe in is the Dementor's kiss, and as I have very little soul remaining in my withered husk of a body, one would have little effect on me.

Whose bett were Du on last?
Nagini's,...

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The Bravest Man I Ever Knew

posted by siriusblack4eva

Severus Snape was, in fact The Bravest Man I Ever Knew. "Albus Severus, Du were named for two headmasters at Hogwarts, one of them was a Slytherin. And he was, probably, the bravest man I ever knew." Severus Snape fought for what was right. "A true wizard on the inside. Not afraid of what he had to do" "Long Vor I had a teacher. A sallow skinned Slytherin with long black hair. I hated him and he seemed to hate me too. Though I branded him a coward, he was, in fact, the bravest man I ever knew."
So, I say, to Severus Snape, 'You were the Bravest Man I Ever Knew. Long live Snape! He was "a true wizard on the inside."'
To Snape!

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Dramione FanFic part 2

posted by FashionBug12

Hermione dashed up the stairs to the Gryffindor commons.
"That selfish pig. That sad excuse for a pure-blood! That-"
Ron sauntered up behind her, and put his arms around her waist. During this particular year, (6th) he was being especially romantic. His red hair was illuminated Von the feuer behind them.
"Oh!" Hermione gasped. "Hello Ronald, how's your evening?"
He swayed her back and forth slowly, and kissed her cheek. "Better now your here."
She giggled. "Cheesy, yet effective." Hermione reached up and kissed Ron's cheek.
"So, why back so late, 'Mione?" Ron asked. "Studying for our imaginary...

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Ways to annoy Voldemort. (Hilarious!)

posted by galou_2010

1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'

2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up Von Singen strand Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'

4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.

5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.

6. Smile during Death-Eater meetings and say Du taught him everything he knows.

7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.

8. Dance the Funky Chicken.

9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.

10. Pat him on...

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James Harry Potter (the strory goes on)chapter 1

posted by totoly2

Hello everyone, this is a story from Harry's oldest son James point of view. Its my first Fan fiction but i hope Du enjoy!

Uncle Ron and Aunt Hermonie were over,them, mom,dad,Albus my younger brother,lily my baby sister and I were all at the tabelle chatting,well at least the adults were,me and my brother were just listening to the adults go on and on about there time at Hogwarts.
"-remember when we followed those spiders into the forest and met Aragog the giant spider?" my dad was asking Uncle Ron.
"Don't even remind me harry!" Uncle Ron exclaimed
"When was that?" Hermonie asked
"You would not remember...

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11 Comebacks to use when Voldemort says he's going to kill Du

posted by KateKicksAss

Credit: mugglenet.com
I didn't write this, I just thought it was really funny.

1. "What did I ever do to y..oh, nevermind."

2. "Oh, ha ha, Du got me!! Am I on Punk'd? Where's the camera guy, huh? Where!?"

3. "Wow, you're even dumber than Du look, and that's saying something. What kind of idiot tells their victim what they're about to do?! I'm ready for Du now!!" *Prepare yourself Von getting into various Matrix positions, beckon him with one finger*

4. "And she's all 'F.Y.I., he's so into me and not you.' and I'm all 'Yeah, right, whatever.' Oh, I'm sorry! Did Du say something?"

5. "Why do you...

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The Prince and his Heavenly Princess

posted by Persephone713

September 1981
Godrics Hollow pub.

Lily was looking around as though she were scared of who may come knocking. It was an eerie night but the moon managed to peak between the clouds that were circulating above, then..the pub door opened and in walked her old friend Severus.

" Lily"..said Severus taken aback Von her beauty in the gleam of the moonlight. Her pale silky smooth skin, Beautiful Autumn colored hair and smaragd green eyes that sparkled like diamonds.

" You..you came" sagte Snape

"Of course" sagte Lily " I know Du never...meant to call me what Du did Sev, besides I might not have much time."...

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Remembering Severus Snape

posted by LifesGoodx3

Severus Snape

Severus Snape was killed on May 2nd, 1998, Von Voldemort. Voldemort killed him because he thought that Snape was the master of the Elder Wand, and if he killed him, then he would be the master.

Snape is a half-blood. He did not have a good childhood. It is possible that he was neglected at home. Also, he was bullied Von James Potter and Sirius Black from the moment he started attending the school. Taking the bullying to far once, Sirius almost led Snape to a certain death. Sirius told Snape about the hidden passageway under the Whomping Willow, which led to the Shrieking Shack. There Remus Lupin...

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Harry-ginny VS Edward-bella

posted by emilykuru

Fanfiction:

edward-bella vs harry-ginny

Edward and bella go to a railway station during one rainy Tag in london. They meet harry and ginny there,

( bella is not changed into a vampire yet )

Edward: bella love, close your eyes please!

Bella: why edward?

(thinks to himself)

Edward : just yesterday I had promised her that she was the prettiest one I have ever seen, but here here is ginny who looks so pretty.
And bella should better stay away from harry, oder she will ditch me like jake..

( meanwhile harry is using legilimence when edward is busy thinking )

Harry: well, why am I going to eye a crackpot...

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Sunrise, Sunset : Sequel to Minerva

posted by mbalzar

June 1, 1998
Minerva was sitting in her Favorit place on the ufer of the lake, watching the sun rise over the silent grounds. Just to be alive, to see the first light of Tag hit the schloss that stood, so resolutely, silhouetted against fading stars, was a blessing. This was Minerva's Favorit time of Tag because, for a few shining moments, all seemed to be as it should be; as the sun rose higher into the sky, the schloss would come to life, and the students and professors alike would sit in the great hall and talk of meaningless things and be bathed in the fresh morning...

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harry potter talk

posted by june13

harry potter is now logged in
harry anyone here i bored and can't do Magie
ginny w has now logged in
ginny yea am here this is why better then are old owl LOL
harry huh? LOL wants that tell ron isay hi d hi
ron w has nowlodgedd in
ron hi harry wazs up and ginny get out of this chat room
ginny u can't make me
harry ron ginny be nice and can any one till me what LOL and waz means
ginny LOL meanslaughh out loud and wazwantt is up
ron LOL meanslaughh out loud and wazwantt is up
ginny Du took the words right out of my mouth
luke has now logged in
luke hi any one in here
harry has now logged out
ginny has nowlodgedd out
ron now has logged out
luke nope iGuesss not
luke has now logged out
.

am not a nerd and it only took 3 mins to make am just a big harry potter Fan tell me want u think Von the why its is post to be funny happy brith Tag 45th j.k and happy 30th harry
so all i got to say is happy b Tag harry

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Harry Potter Jokes

posted by simpleplan

What do Du call a coughing Quidditch commentator?
<<Weasley (Wheeze-Lee!)>>

What do Du call jewelery that many people and I share?
<<Rubeus (Ruby-us!)>>

What do Du call a teacher with a bad attitude? Moody Who would Du call if Du wanted to protect your Valentines?
<<Lockhart (Lock-heart!)>>

How many does it take to light up a wand?

How many Quidditch players does it take to light up a wand?
<<Six to work their butts off and a Seeker to take the credit.>>

How many Drachen does it take to light up a wand?
*whoosh of flames*
<<Never mind.>>...

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When The Sun Turned Cold - (Barty Crouch Jr. Fan Fic)

posted by bendaimmortal

Genre: Drama/Angst
Rating: PG-13 (Mild language.)
Chapters: 2
AN: This is strongly related to my (much, much better written) one-shot, "Screaming In Our Hearts", which is about the Tag they save Junior from Azkaban.

My Junior's looks come from the actor Jamie glocke and Senior's from the director Thomas Vinterberg: link :AN

When The Sun Turned Cold

'I'm just the shadow of the man I used to be. And it seems like there's no way out of this for me. I used to bring Du sunshine. Now all I ever do is bring Du down. How would it be if Du were standing in my shoes?'

He'd been told there's a world in every...

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Harry Potter Remix of "Hammer Time"

posted by bribee10

My, my, my My magic hits 'em
So hard
Makes me say
"Oh my lord"
Thank Du for
Blessin' me
With magic power And a wand that can't be beat
It feels brilliant
When Du know you're cool
A super-wicked Gryffindor
From Hogwarts school
And Known As such
This is a wizard
Ahhh
You can't touch

You can't touch this
You can't touch this
That's right Voldie, im talking to Du
You can't touch this
STOP!
Potter Time

Lemme bust the funky lyrics
Fresh new cauldrons
And Bücher
You better watch out for snapes dirty looks
I hope
You mix those potions right
Cause snapes bark is cute
Next to his bite
If Du don't...